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Christians are HIGH-larious.

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Mindless, Nov 10, 2007.

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  1. Mindless

    Mindless Big Boss DLP Supporter

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    Nov 10, 2007 #1
  2. Alec

    Alec Raptured to Hell

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    Nov 10, 2007 #2
    rofl thats so awesome right there
     
  3. Chime

    Chime Dark Lord

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    Nov 10, 2007 #3
    It was amusing, but way too long.
     
  4. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Nov 10, 2007 #4
    rather old, as well. Linked many times I think
     
  5. DGD

    DGD Headmaster

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    Nov 15, 2007 #5
    I linked it once, when I was still Christian. So you know it's fucking oooolllldddd.
     
  6. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Nov 15, 2007 #6
    I love the part where he says that Paul wouldn't paraphrase . . . More proof that Christians have a predisposition towards willful ignorance.

    And then of course, there's the other bit where he discusses 'getting past 1st base' -- getting to first base before marriage is enough to send you to hell.
     
  7. Inquisition

    Inquisition Canadian Ambassador to Japan DLP Supporter

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    Nov 15, 2007 #7
    Oh, for crying out loud.

    You just know at one point somebody said "hey, this'll attract the youth to God!"
     
  8. Mechanicalchrist

    Mechanicalchrist Groundskeeper

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    Nov 15, 2007 #8
    I feel 16% more urban now.

    And I love that the 'Goon Bible Project' is in the related videos.