Cat!Harry by Hija - G

[Silent]

Title: Cat!Harry
Author: Hija
Rating: G
Genre: Humor
Pairing: None
Status: One-shot
Summary: Harry is training to become an Animagus in a surrounding appropriate to his soon-to-be species. Now if they could just keep out the pesky Death Eaters...
Link: http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/hijja/CH01a.html

Because I couldn't resist the mental image of Mrs. Norris peeing on the hem of Snape's robes

[nonjon]

I know that was a cute, clever little one-shot.

But I just can't enjoy stories with a Snivelly like that. Never have been able to. I know it's my fault, but it's like trying to laugh at a joke that the uncle who raped you when you were younger just told. Just leaves me ill and you never laugh even if it was funny.

God I hate that indignant self-righteous Snivelly when he makes Harry look like an idiot.

And I'm sure I'm taking a cute little idea too seriously but a tiny cat is not Harry's animagus form. A retarded crippled bunny is about as likely.

But don't let me stop you from reading this. I have issues of my own getting in the way. And like I said, I know that was a cute, clever little one-shot.

[DaytonDeusBlack]

Hehe...that cheered me up. I didn't like Snape making Harry look like a fool but..meh. It was still a refreshing change from all those other cliched idiotic stories that come around nowadays.

[tridentwatch]

I know that was a cute, clever little one-shot.

But I just can't enjoy stories with a Snivelly like that. Never have been able to. I know it's my fault, but it's like trying to laugh at a joke that the uncle who raped you when you were younger just told. Just leaves me ill and you never laugh even if it was funny.

God I hate that indignant self-righteous Snivelly when he makes Harry look like an idiot.

And I'm sure I'm taking a cute little idea too seriously but a tiny cat is not Harry's animagus form. A retarded crippled bunny is about as likely.

But don't let me stop you from reading this. I have issues of my own getting in the way. And like I said, I know that was a cute, clever little one-shot.

Your uncle raped you?! :O_O:

[Dark Lord Rostam]

....are you serious Trident...it's an example.

[Amerision]

I thought that was funny in a cute way too.

I've been toying with the idea of making Harry a tiny, cute, kitten just to contrast with the Phoenix, Dragon, Lion, and other forms.

But then, why not a sheep?

[Rob]

I've debated making him a brilliantly-colored parrot. Just because the initial moments of thinking he's a phoenix are so worth squashing.

[bmatsea]

i liked it. it was just a cute story....