Write a brilliant fic....

[Seratin]

Give it a whirl, not nearly as lulzy as I expected butquite fun all the same.
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,1083118,00.html

[Mage Ronin]

After a climactic confrontation with Lord Voldemort, who appears in the frightening form of Tom Cruise, our heroes emerge victorious, ready to face something truly scary: a movie about them starring Omarosa.

lol, Tom Cruise as Lord Voldemort --> the result of Scientology.

[Seratin]

In the Hogwarts laundry room, Harry Potter has stumbled upon a mysterious sea monkey. So he skips class with Hogwarts' new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Professor Robin Williams, and sets off to visit gentle giant Hagrid, whose newest pet is a cross between a walrus and a zucchini. While Harry learns an important secret about his past (his parents are scientologists), his friends Ron and Hermione wander off and get trapped inside an enchanted power plant. After a climactic confrontation with Lord Voldemort, who appears in the frightening form of a tin of sardines, our heroes emerge victorious, ready to face something truly scary: a movie about them starring Bobby Brown.


Lol, what was he doing in the laudry room?

[Big D on a Diet]

In the Hogwarts laundry room, Harry Potter has stumbled upon a Slytherin girl orgy. So he skips class with all of them, and sets off to visit Happytown, population: Harry. While Harry learns an important secret about reciting the alphabet while eating a girl out, his friends Ron and Hermione wander off and get tentacle raped inside the Chamber of Secrets. After a climactic confrontation with Lord Voldemort, who appears delighted by this turn of events, our hero emerges victorious, ready to face something truly scary: the fact that he forgot to wear a rubber while banging all his bitches.

There you go, I fixed it.

[Seratin]

Lol. Fucking brilliant. It did need fixing...

[Aekiel]

While Harry learns an important secret about his past (his parents are ambidextrous), his friends Ron and Hermione wander off and get trapped inside an enchanted suppository.

I lol'd :D.

[malaga]

All I know is that I woke up this morning with a tattoo of a muggle on my thigh. Anyway, we'll see you soon.

Your parseltongued friend,
Ron

Ron is full of fail even when picking words at random...