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Is It a Lipstick ... Or a Vibrator?

Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Dark Magic, Apr 2, 2008.

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  1. Dark Magic

    Dark Magic Denarii Host

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    Apr 2, 2008 #1
    I was wandering through Digg when I found this.

    It's kind of NSFW...

    Click Me!
     
  2. Hari Seldon

    Hari Seldon Groundskeeper DLP Supporter

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    Apr 3, 2008 #2
    Im doing terrible...






    (they arent penis cuffs)
     
  3. Snarf

    Snarf Squanchin' Party Bro! ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Apr 3, 2008 #3
    ... I feel pretty homo so, as of right now, I call no homo.

    Anyways, I seem to have a knack for either being really fucking twisted or really fucking good at guessing. 12/12 for me just by looking at them for a few moments. Had to guess on that banana holder thing, but I got it right. Fail.
     
  4. Teks

    Teks Third Year

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    Apr 3, 2008 #4
    I want to call down the lulz on the banana holder.

    I mean, how was this holder created? Some guy with an Armani suit said:

    "Aw man... I have to tie my shoes, but I don't want to throw my banana away!"
    Three hours later...
    "Gentlemen, what I need is a device that can firmly grip a soft semi-cylindrical object with pressure sufficient enough to hold the weight its length requires in place for long periods of time."
    "My Sir, what a terrific idea! It shall be called Banana Holder. We can also use such amazing invention for our own lucrative ends in the nether regions of a blowup betty!

    This product can be easily improved. We just have to make it float in midair while having a firm grip in your banana (not talking about the mile high club).
    I got the marketing down. Here's the slogan:
    Banana Hover™
    Banana here, banana there, banana everywhere!
     
  5. Boofers

    Boofers Groundskeeper

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    Apr 3, 2008 #5
    I got 12 out of 12.. It was pretty simple.. If it looked like a sex toy then just vote household object and vise versa..
     
  6. Iztiak

    Iztiak Prisoner DLP Supporter

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    Apr 3, 2008 #6
    Excessive use of the "Back" button may or may not have had something to do with this.