Is It a Lipstick ... Or a Vibrator?

[Dark Magic]

I was wandering through Digg when I found this.

It's kind of NSFW...

Click Me! (http://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-relationships/sex-toy-or-household-object-quiz)

[Hari Seldon]

Im doing terrible...






(they arent penis cuffs)

[Snarf]

... I feel pretty homo so, as of right now, I call no homo.

Anyways, I seem to have a knack for either being really fucking twisted or really fucking good at guessing. 12/12 for me just by looking at them for a few moments. Had to guess on that banana holder thing, but I got it right. Fail.

[Teks]

I want to call down the lulz on the banana holder.

I mean, how was this holder created? Some guy with an Armani suit said:

"Aw man... I have to tie my shoes, but I don't want to throw my banana away!"
Three hours later...
"Gentlemen, what I need is a device that can firmly grip a soft semi-cylindrical object with pressure sufficient enough to hold the weight its length requires in place for long periods of time."
"My Sir, what a terrific idea! It shall be called Banana Holder. We can also use such amazing invention for our own lucrative ends in the nether regions of a blowup betty!

This product can be easily improved. We just have to make it float in midair while having a firm grip in your banana (not talking about the mile high club).
I got the marketing down. Here's the slogan:
Banana Hover™
Banana here, banana there, banana everywhere!

[Boofers]

I got 12 out of 12.. It was pretty simple.. If it looked like a sex toy then just vote household object and vise versa..

[Iztiak]

You're a certified sexpert!
12 out of 12
You can spot the difference between a sex toy and lipstick from across the hallway.

Excessive use of the "Back" button may or may not have had something to do with this.