The Dante Inferno Test. Which level of Hell do you belong in?

[Oz]

Immolo found this (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv) cool little quiz which tells you which level of Hell you'll go to. So, how damned is DLP?


My result:
Eighth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory - Repenting Believers - Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo - Virtuous Non-Believers - Moderate
Level 2 - Lustful - High
Level 3 - Gluttonous - High
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious - Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy - High
Level 6 - The City of Dis - Heretics - Moderate
Level 7 - Violent - Moderate
Level 8 - The Malebolge - Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - High
Level 9 - Cocytus - Treacherous - Low

[Vengashii]

Awesome. :D

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 6 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

Woot! I got a fucking extreme! :D

[Aekiel]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Level - Who are sent there? - Score
Purgatory (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0) Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#1) Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#2) Lustful High
Level 3 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#3) Gluttonous High
Level 4 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#4) Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#5) Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#6) Heretics Extreme
Level 7 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#7) Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#8) Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#9) Treacherous Moderate

Apparently I'm a heretic. Go me. Well at least I get the hot serpent haired demons.

[Vengashii]

Heretics unite!

[Dark Belra]

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 4 times.

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fourth Level of Hell!

Fourth Level of Hell
Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate


These are my results.

[Krogan]

Wow level 6 is fairly standard here huh?
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

[Rehio]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

Oops? I like their personality disorder test as well.

I remember taking this four years ago along with the personality test. Don't remember my results on The Dante's Inferno one, but I got the same results for the personality disorder that I did four years go.

[eXcalite]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.



Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

(Click on a level for more info)

Purgatory (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0) Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#1) Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#2) Lustful High
Level 3 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#3) Gluttonous High
Level 4 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#4) Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#5) Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#6) Heretics Very High
Level 7 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#7) Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#8) Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#9) Treacherous Very High

Heretic for me

[Kai Shek]

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 5 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to...

the Fifth Level of Hell!

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High


Looks like im the first fifth

[artenry]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

[Darius]

6th level.

I think the only way to get more is to be a fat, emo homosexual.

EDIT: I mucked around with it but I can't seem to get lower then level 7.

[Randeemy]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

[Oz]

6th level.

I think the only way to get more is to be a fat, emo homosexual.
~_~ You callin' me emo, boy?

[Darius]

~_~ You callin' me emo, boy?

Yes I am, I'm also calling you a fat faggot.

[Duke of Rothwood]

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 4 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fourth Level of Hell!
Fourth Level of Hell

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Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High




Interesting, I am in the 4th level, though almost in the 8th and the next closest is the 9th which is tied with the 5th. I'm screwed :)

[Lyndon Eye]

6th level.

I think the only way to get more is to be a fat, emo homosexual.

EDIT: I mucked around with it but I can't seem to get lower then level 7.


That's because you're not doing it right. Each level has a specific characteristic. For instance, level 9 is Treachery. As long as treachery is the strongest characteristic present in your answers, you'll get it. For instance, I clicked all of the betraying friends/treason to country/lying options, but answered normally to the other ones and got:


Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus

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This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Extreme

[Humbolt]

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.



Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

(Click on a level for more info)

LevelWho are sent there?Score
Purgatory (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0) Repenting Believers Very Low (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0)
Level 1 - Limbo (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#1) Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#2) Lustful Very High
Level 3 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#3) Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#4) Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
Level 5 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#5) Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#6) Heretics Extreme
Level 7 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#7) Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#8) Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#9) Treacherous Extreme

Fifth Level for me.

[DemonDream]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

[Vesvius]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

[Darius]

Lyndon is a fat emo faggot D8

[KtheGreat]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

No chance I'm getting into heaven.

[Anubis Rex]

Ah, heresy: you've gotta love it.


Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.



Here is how you matched up against all the levels:



Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0) Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#1) Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#2) Lustful High
Level 3 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#3) Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#4) Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#5) Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#6) Heretics Extreme
Level 7 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#7) Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#8) Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#9) Treacherous Very High

[Immolo]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fourth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High
Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-i...formation.html (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html)


Fourth Level of Hell

Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.

[Robo Jesus]

After taking this test, I feel the only option left is to conquer hell itself! (http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=118771) :D

[BloodRedSword]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Apparently, they like to go with the worst case scenario, instead of Limbo, I get send to the city of Dis..

:P

[Demons In The Night]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Purgatory (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0) Repenting Believers Very Low Level 1 - Limbo (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#1) Virtuous Non-Believers Very High Level 2 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#2) Lustful High Level 3 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#3) Gluttonous Moderate Level 4 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#4) Prodigal and Avaricious Low Level 5 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#5) Wrathful and Gloomy Low Level 6 - The City of Dis (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#6) Heretics Very High Level 7 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#7) Violent Moderate Level 8- the Malebolge (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#8) Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low Level 9 - Cocytus (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#9) Treacherous Low

So why does an all powerful, all knowing, benevolent god need praise and worship? If you don't believe in him you get tortured in hell for eternity. This God fellow seems like a jealous, malicious, vengeful, egocentric son of a bitch.

And damn straight I'm lustful. A lustful heretic. Go me.

[Rehio]

Supposedly he calmed down a lot after his son was born. Guess he forgot to change the rules or something.

[Mercenary]

Got the Hell level 3

Third Level of Hell

In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.
(Click on a level for more info)

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low


I am a Gluttonous but virtuousness non-believer. But more Gluttony than anything else.


On the topic about God's wrath: Old Testament God: I WILL FREAKIN KILL YOU IF YOU EVEN LOOK AT ANOTHER GOD!

New Testament God: Dude, chill. Everyone makes mistakes. Just dont do it again. Seriously. Dont.


He mellowed out. Dude got laid and all was good.


So going to hell for that. ^_^

[malaga]

A pimp is a good thing to be. T/F

Seriously, would anyone put False? Anyone?

I'm a heretic too guys. See you all in Hell! Sixth level, invite only kind of place.

[Dante]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:(Click on a level for more info)
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

[TwilightAmbition]

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8 the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 Cocytus Treacherous High


Honestly, I'd more fear someone who got Purgatory or Level 1 than any of the other levels. :P
Us DLP-...ers are coming to hell in large numbers, be warned Satan, you have met your match in evil heretical-ness.

[Oz]

Yes I am, I'm also calling you a fat faggot.
:rolleyes: I can't deny that I suppose.

[Methene]

Me too! Me too!

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.



Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

(Click on a level for more info)

LevelWho are sent there?Score Purgatory (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0) Repenting Believers Very Low Level 1 - Limbo (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#1) Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low Level 2 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#2) Lustful Extreme Level 3 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#3) Gluttonous High Level 4 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#4) Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme Level 5 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#5) Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme Level 6 - The City of Dis (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#6) Heretics Extreme Level 7 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#7) Violent Very High Level 8- the Malebolge (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#8) Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High Level 9 - Cocytus (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#9) Treacherous Very High

[Nobody]

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

[Memory King]

Interesting.

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!
Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

[Azrael's Little Helper]

I remember doing this test a few years ago. I was high from 5 onwards but highest in 7th if I recall correctly. Lets see how things have changed...or not...

Looks like I've slipped down (or is it up?) a few notches to the 4th, though it goes very low, very low, high, high, extreme, very high, extreme, high, very high, extreme. Funny that. Never percieved myself as all that treacherous. Pity they put wrathful and gloomy in the same category - being able to hold an unforgotten and unforgiven grudge to the bitter end and emo-ism shouldn't be in the same category.

[Krull]

+1 level six

w00t, DLP reunion there in 70 years.

[Jolersoer]

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk169/Jolersoer/screen-capture-1.png

Well... I'm really gonna get it, looks like I'm a lustful avaricious wrathful violent malicious treacherous heretic.

[Midknight]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

[Oz]

So, DLP is mostly comprised of heretics then... interesting.

Also, Wtf? Nobody's been tempbanned? Since when? @_@

[Pieman]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

[Midknight]

So, DLP is mostly comprised of heretics then... interesting.

Also, Wtf? Nobody's been tempbanned? Since when? @_@

Before the usual damned nazi admin cries start behind my back again, I dunno nothing about it

[White Rabbit]

Purgatory
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Level -Who are sent there?- Score
Purgatory (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0)-Repenting Believers-Extreme
Level 1 - Limbo (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#1)-Virtuous Non-Believers-Moderate
Level 2 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#2) -Lustful -Moderate
Level 3 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#3) -Gluttonous -Low
Level 4 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#4) -Prodigal and Avaricious- Low
Level 5 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#5) -Wrathful and Gloomy- Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#6) -Heretics -Very Low
Level 7 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#7) -Violent -Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#8) -Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers -Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#9) -Treacherous -Very Low

Probably one of the few here. I'll try to send you guys some water.

[Mercenary]

You suck Rabbit. I guess we cant use the phrase, "I'll see you in hell" with you.

[White Rabbit]

No, you'll still be able to look up at me from hell. I'll smile and wave and go back to tapping some hot angel ass along with my bro Jesus.

Shit, now I am going to hell.

[Bukay]

So, DLP is mostly comprised of heretics then... interesting.


Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8 the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

Heretics indeed...

[Cruentus]

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low

Sorry guys looks like I won't be joining you at the reunion....I'll send you a card....or...something.

[Orm Embar]

Purgatory (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0) Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#1) Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#2) Lustful Moderate
Level 3 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#3) Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#4) Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#5) Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#6) Heretics Low
Level 7 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#7) Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#8) Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#9) Treacherous High

8th level of Hell... The only reason I didn't go further is probably because I'm not a backstabbing, fat, treacherous, emo. Oh well, I'll have to live life well while I can, then. ;)

[Anya]

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0) Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#1) Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#2) Lustful Low
Level 3 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#3) Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#4) Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#5) Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#6) Heretics Moderate
Level 7 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#7) Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#8) Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#9) Treacherous Moderate

[Jenkins]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Extreme
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus | Extreme

Yeah for heretics!

[The Paper Blade]

Sixth level, which means no change since the last time I took this test. That's interesting.

Since we're all going to be in the City of Dis anyway, who's for taking over?

[MysterioX]

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

WOW... Now that's a lot of pain. I suppose it's a good thing I don't belive in Heaven or Hell.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

[Iztiak]

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


Hm, alright.

[TripticWriter]

Yeah, also got level 6.

I have some hard time understanding how someone could got purgatory.

[Sarah]

Ooh lucky me I've a 5th leveler

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

[Korisovra]

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

[The Heir]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Apparently I'm a repenting, hypocritical perv. Sounds like me...

[Cathal]

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

(Click on a level for more info)

Purgatory (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0) Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#1) Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#2) Lustful High
Level 3 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#3) Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#4) Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#5) Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#6) Heretics Very High
Level 7 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#7) Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#8) Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#9) Treacherous Moderate

It says I'm a heretic which is not precisely true seeing as I'm agnostic.

[Anubis Rex]

Agnostics are heretics; you haven't acknowledged Christian dogma as unadulturated fact. Burn in Hell, fool. :rolleyes:

Buying up peoples' souls (I assume the sig is something of that nature) can't help your case either.

[Cathal]

:rolleyes: Oh, well, too bad for Christians.

[Xipheon]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

I lol'd at 'Eigth'..

[Voice of the Nephilim]

I took this five years ago. The result remains, I'm still a heretic.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

[Dragonrider Novera]

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Very Low
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Hmmm, thought for sure it would be Dis for me. Ahhh well at least I get to hang with Socrates.

[Bucks]

I got this.

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

And this is what happened when I decided to mess about with some of the answers.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

[Calis Clayr]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

... I suppose it could be worse.

[The DarIm]

:cool:The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

.....pretty good huh?:cool:

[Epic Dark Lord]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Damn I'm evil.

[The Deadman]

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!


Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.



Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

(Click on a level for more info)

LevelWho are sent there?Score
Purgatory (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0) Repenting Believers Very Low (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0)
Level 1 - Limbo (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#1) Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#2) Lustful Extreme
Level 3 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#3) Gluttonous High
Level 4 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#4) Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#5) Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#6) Heretics Extreme
Level 7 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#7) Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#8) Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#9) Treacherous Very High

Goddamn...I'm an evil bastard apparently. Though I didn't click any of the "gay" answers.

[Grubdubdub]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv


Lucky me they didn't ask about my religion.

[Poytin]

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 4 times.

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fourth Level of Hell!

Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.

[Xiph0]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/6581/dantetestdh2.png

[Pandie]

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.


(Click on a level for more info)

Purgatory (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0) | Repenting Believers | Very Low (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0)
Level 1 - Limbo (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#1) | Virtuous Non-Believers | High
Level 2 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#2) | Lustful | High
Level 3 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#3) | Gluttonous | Low
Level 4 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#4) | Prodigal and Avaricious | Low
Level 5 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#5) | Wrathful and Gloomy | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#6) | Heretics | Low
Level 7 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#7) | Violent | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#8) | Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#9) | Treacherous | Low

Meh. What's being a little gloomy when compared to getting "frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut"? I'm satisfied. :P

[The Heir]

I'm not going to post the whole score, but I got Limbo as well.

I find it funny that I went from the eighth level to the first simply because I now believe in God again...

[The Sour Kraut]

You all just don't know how to live...

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Yay, I get a threesome with Helen and Cleo.

[Magus]

Level 6... DLP Heresy FTW!

So who is going to be in charge of the crushed ice at the reunion?

[Taure]

Somehow I got Level 8...no idea how that happened. I was hoping for Limbo. I think I'll file a formal complaint with God.

[Grubdubdub]

If he doesn't listen to Africa and the Arabs, why do you think he will listen to you?

Oh, and by the way, you have just written the Lord's name in vain so... haha.

[Taure]

If he doesn't listen to Africa and the Arabs, why do you think he will listen to you?

I'll file it in triplicate. :p

And technically, his name is YHWH.

[Grubdubdub]

Technically, his name is in Hebrew.

[Taure]

Which is what YHWH is :p

[Grubdubdub]

I have no idea what YHWH means. A little trivia fact: there are 70 names to God in Hebrew.

[Taure]

'Tis the name of God.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YHWH

[Grubdubdub]

That's only in the written bible. God = Aelohim. The Lord = YHWH.
and YHWH sounds very stupid.

[Immolo]

That's only in the written bible. God = Aelohim. The Lord = YHWH.
and YHWH sounds very stupid.
The english interpretation of YHWH is Yahveh.

[Tenhauser]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Took this test a year ago and ended up in the Malebolge, guess I've mellowed out...or something.

[No Earthly Clue]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Wow didn't think I was that bad.
Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

[Taure]

Most people get sent to 6 or 8, it seems. I wonder if this is a failing of the test, or simply shows how the moral zeitgeist has moved on since Dante's times.

[Knox]

I got put into lvl 8, Damn me and my Perverted habits.

[Hawthorne]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!

Purgatory (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0) Repenting Believers: Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#1) Virtuous Non-Believers: Very LowLevel 2 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#2) Lustful: Very HighLevel 3 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#3) Gluttonous: HighLevel 4 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#4) Prodigal and Avaricious: Very HighLevel 5 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#5) Wrathful and Gloomy: ExtremeLevel 6 - The City of Dis (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#6) Heretics: ExtremeLevel 7 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#7) Violent: ExtremeLevel 8- the Malebolge (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#8) Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers: ExtremeLevel 9 - Cocytus (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#9) Treacherous: ExtremeI got stuck with Satan himself... this test is obviously faulty.

[Fiddlesoup]

Fourth Level of Hell


Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.


Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Extreme
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

Is greed really that bad?

[The Heir]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!

Purgatory (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0) Repenting Believers: Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#1) Virtuous Non-Believers: Very LowLevel 2 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#2) Lustful: Very HighLevel 3 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#3) Gluttonous: HighLevel 4 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#4) Prodigal and Avaricious: Very HighLevel 5 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#5) Wrathful and Gloomy: ExtremeLevel 6 - The City of Dis (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#6) Heretics: ExtremeLevel 7 (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#7) Violent: ExtremeLevel 8- the Malebolge (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#8) Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers: ExtremeLevel 9 - Cocytus (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#9) Treacherous: ExtremeI got stuck with Satan himself... this test is obviously faulty.

Did you mean to pick all the ones that would send you deeper into hell, or are you simply a traitorous, emo, avaricious, violent nympho... I mean, seriously, how the hell do you possibly get extreme and very high in all of them?

[illusionist_of_fate]

I've taken this test a few times (three or four, IIRC) and always got sent to sixth.

[Hawthorne]

Did you mean to pick all the ones that would send you deeper into hell, or are you simply a traitorous, emo, avaricious, violent nympho... I mean, seriously, how the hell do you possibly get extreme and very high in all of them?

I picked none of the emo ones apart from thinking about suicide... which I did when thinking about life-after-death out of shear curiousity. I laughed while watching Saw. I visted a psychic at a buddhist temple. I am an atheist. I am bi. I love "living large". I have no pride in my nation. I can see myself betraying it. I have no interest in being virtuous. I told my mother off for smoking while doing it myself secretly. I love to shop, I have pagan beliefs, I "engage in oral sex". I would probably kill somebody for a fortune like Rowling's because some people "just deserve to die". I have intentionally given bad advice and then taken pleasure in the person's misfortune.

Think about some of the sinful or wrong things you've done in the past. Do you foresee yourself continuing to do these things?
Yup.

According to these Christian questions I really could be Satan's daughter. Boohoo.

[NataliaGAG]

Sixth level for me (what a surprise...):

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

[Militis]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Extreme
Level 4 | Extreme
Level 5 | Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge | Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mvHeh, I've actually digressed through the levels as the years have gone on. I used to be at second or third a few years ago.:angel:

[vinais]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

[Anashek]

Well damn. It used to be 6th level, wonder where I went wrong...

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Extreme
Level 7 | Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge | Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

[Ashan]

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | Very Low
Level 3 | Very Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

yay.....

Did you mean to pick all the ones that would send you deeper into hell, or are you simply a traitorous, emo, avaricious, violent nympho... I mean, seriously, how the hell do you possibly get extreme and very high in all of them?

I tried that... Only managed to get to Malebolge.

[Grubdubdub]

The english interpretation of YHWH is Yahveh.

Be that as it may, you don't say that out loud.

[Sarah]

Damn I never get over 8 for some reason >_>

Fifth Level of Hell
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

[Janus]

Haaa... I remember this test. Landed myself smack dab in Dis where all the religious nuts in my class told me I'd be.

=3 Crazy they may be, but not always wrong.

Hawthorne: "I visted a psychic at a buddhist temple."

Oh? What did that involve? Sounds like an interesting concept really.

[Demonic Chair Stealer]

Level six for me and my heretical ways whoo hoo!

[carvell]

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

I don't believe it but it sound's about right.

[MofoNofo]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

[SunderBolt]

Seventh Level Of Hell

Ha me too.

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8
the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

[Yume Deli]

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Well that was suprising... outside the high in level 1 I woudn't have thought I'd get the 5 and 7 also, I don't see myself as gloomy, wrathful, fraudulent, malicious nor a panderer(or however it's written.)...


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Moderate
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low