So what do you think of my new avatar?

 

It makes me hard. And if you look like that I'll be over later tonight.

 

I want to rip out my eyes

 

* looks uncomfortable *
It's very ... unexpected.

 

Sigh. I don't think even I would sink this low to attack Fanfic authors :/.

 

Who is she?

 

Wait a second.... I have.

And... that's Abraxan. Jbern's friend. And fellow publishee? Or something.

 

So that's why her story sucks so much...........

 

Pic of Darius:

 

I see no avi :s

 

neither do i

 

LOL I've seen that kids Youtube video. He's singing on a boat with some loli's.

Uh, my Ava disappeared but I don't know why so I'm going to assume it was Sree and put it back.

 

Darius, your stories are my favorites! And you are a very "reasonable-looking" transvestite. And that perm isn't so bad, actually. When do you get the final plastic surgery?

 

I've but two words to say: hem hem.

 

@OP: Who are you supposed to be, Merrill-Lite?

 

Are you talking to me?

 

No.

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Lawl, I was gonna say...them's fightin' words.

 

It's funny that you'd say that because you used to be a JBern cock sucker then one day you started being mildly funny. And then I noticed how much you seem to like underage pussy so I was like 'is he trying to be Vash'.

But no, I'm a god like entity unto myself. Did Bio ever use an author as an avatar? Not from my knowledge.

Oh, by the way meet up with any DLPers lately? When I grow up I want to be just like you.

 

I lol'd. The young one has teeth.