Title: Everything About You
Author: njhill22
Rating: M
Genre: Humor/Romance
DLP Category: Romance
Pairing: Harry/Pansy, lulz
Chapters: 5
Words: 13,185
Updated: 06-15-07
Published: 05-06-06
Status: Completed

Summary:This is the story of a very unlikely pairing in a love, hate…more hate relationship. This is a cynical look back on how it all began and the maddening realization of why it hasn’t ended. A Harry, Pansy pairing. Yes, I have undertaken the implausible.

Click Me If You Like Harry/Pansy

What can I say? I got a bit bored of all the bad H/Hr fics over at Portkey, and my Harry/Pansy craving was majorly acting up again.

Without a doubt the most...different Harry/Pansy fic I've ever read. Why? Because we all know Harry has to be off his rocker if he even hooks up with Pansy, much less marry her. So, why would they get together? This fic, and only this fic answers this question.

I guess if Harry/Pansy doesn't disgust you, this should be for you. 4/5



Checked by Minion, Nov. 18, 2012
Checked by Sorrows: 05/08/2019

 

Reading the first chapter and absolutly loving it.

 

Yes, it's good, but very unrealistic, plues, I didn't like the end, so 4/5.

 

I read it for the lulz and because Nietzsche made me want to go back in time to give him a hugbox. After finishing it, I have realized that -- in addition to a cat -- a dog is fine too.

 

This is quite a good story.
If it was anyone else with Harry, it would of failed.
This, however, gets a perfect score for me.

 

A find.

5/5

 

I was extremely amused. How much of that came from my current mood (giddiness brought on from sleep deprivation, a near-terminal caffeine OD, and pictures of kittens) is debatable. Better than four but not quite five. Yay for fucked-up romance.

 

That was awesome and full of win. I couldn't stop laughing through the entire thing.

5/5

 

Awesome story, I thought I would get bored after the first chapter as it was kind of samey, but the author had a the writing had a good flow and the author kept a smile on my face

5/5 (for making me like ron in a story for once otherwise 4/5)

 

Eh, I dunno... I kinda liked the writing style, it has a nice unique flavor to it, and the general idea of the romance was structured somewhat reasonably. However, Harry seems out of character all over the place in the story, at times seeming unnaturally "hard", especially at the beginning. I had a bit of difficulty maintaining interest after the first chapter or two.

So in summary, well-written and an interesting take on a different pairing, but slightly out of character at times and a bit slow at times. I'm wavering a bit, but I'm sticking to my initial thought about the rating.

3/5

-J

 

I...don't like it.

I don't know, I'm really picky about how writing *looks* and the dialogue style was too much for me to get over. That and the fact that things seem to go far too fast. Although, I didn't read more than the first chapter, so correct me if I'm wrong.

 

The first chapter was full of win but I lost interest fast after.
Harry in the middle of the great hall grovelling and begging for half an hour to Pansy to take him back for what? More sex. Yeah, let's do that for a fuckbuddy.

 

This was my first Harry/Pansy and I think it ruined any other Harry/Pansy stories for me; I was laughing the whole way through it. The way she/he wrote it was awesome and it flowed through out the story.

 

I stopped at the end of Chapter Two. The writing style was bothersome; most of the lines were repetitive, blatant and annoyingly followed the same path as the ones before it. Also, by the end of the second chapter, Harry has gone from a "Fuck you, bitch" kind of personality to a groveling, love-sick puppy that, despite the fact that he says he hates her, he's still pussy-whipped.

However, it's unique in so many ways that I can't claim to hate the story. I'll give it a 3 because it was worth my time, but I didn't finish it.

 

Good story. Not great. The author's narrative style could do with some work, and it's a bit rough, but still worlds ahead of most of the other tripe out there.

4/5

 

lmao! Simply hilarious! 4/5 for me, loved the story.

 

It was absurd, it was pathetic, and it was HP/Pansy and....its teh winz!

 

roflmao.......... can't breath.......... make it stop......... the laughter is killing me...........

<smack>

Ok now i'm good.

for the shear laugh factor 5/5.

 

It wasn't the best written, but it definitely kept me amused. I give it a 4/5

 

Great story. I definitely think it should be in humor more than romance. 5/5 for helping me discover the root of my addiction to fat midget hookers.