[Oneshot] Real Forms by Jeconais - M - Oneshot

Redd Lenses · 02-01-2008, 07:44 PM

Title: Real Forms
Author: Jeconais
Rating: M by Jeconais, but not really
Genre: Parody
Pairing: Harry/Tonks
Published: April 22, 2007
Words: 896
Status: Oneshot
Summary: Written to lightly mock a Harry/Tonks cliche
Link: fanficauthors

As per below: This is a drabble. It has not undergone Jeconais' usual revision and is therefore not as high quality as much of his other work.

After reading so many of those ridiculous Honks fics where he doesn't want to take advantage of her metamorph abilities this was a breath of fresh air.

Checked by Minion, Nov. 25, 2012

Perspicacity · 02-01-2008, 07:58 PM

A decent one-shot, though nothing terribly special. Gimmicky, like most one-shots (including my own). I certainly wouldn't rate it among his best work. 3/5

Guest_ · 02-01-2008, 08:01 PM

"This chapter is rated Mature please login to continue." really got to me. Edit after I register for ffa.net

Edit: Hmm. What to say?

It's mildly amusing. But that's all.

I would probably like it more if I read more Harry / Tonks stories where Harry says all that sappy crap, but I don't, so it was a moment of pleasure and nothing more. Unsatisfying in the long run, considering that I had to sign up for the damn site to read it ヽ(≧д≦)ノ 2/5

On a completely unrelated note, I enjoyed looking at your avatar, Redd Lenses.

Sferics · 02-01-2008, 08:17 PM

I remember this one, I think we have a really old thread about it, or maybe it was mentioned in one. Either way a fun way to spend five minutes.

MysterioX · 02-01-2008, 08:33 PM

I don't think its Library worthy. Not bad but not at all special.
2/5.

Testament · 02-01-2008, 11:37 PM

Heh, not bad but as already stated nothing special.

Still, I'm a Honks fan so I'll give it...

3.5/5

Wergan · 02-02-2008, 12:28 AM

I think it needs to be stated that this is just a drabble. Its not proofread or edited or anything. The reason why this story isn't up to par with most of his work is because it due to its nature hasn't gone through his editing process.

Cathal · 02-02-2008, 02:19 AM

Seeing as I consider myself a Honks-reading veteran this is quite refreshing. I wont rate it, though, 'cuz we don't rate plot-bunnies here. There's not ebough even for a one-shot. It's just a tiny skit.
P.S.

Quote:

M by Jeconais, but not really

I have to agree with this one. It's barely a T.

KirijamaScion · 02-04-2008, 02:33 AM

Meh, no more-no less, just meh

unique but without flare 2/5

Memory King · 02-04-2008, 07:29 AM

A good plot bunny, nothing more, nothing less. Somewhat enjoyable, but not that special beyond that IMO. I've seen much better from Jeconais, but I completely understand why he wrote it nonetheless.

Niffler Lord · 02-10-2008, 01:58 AM

It rates a meh...

Nothing spectacular or funny or even engaging, like some of his other work. While I can relate to the frustration of reading all the overly goody-too-shoes Harry exonerating the beauty of Tonks natural, this was still bland.

3/5

02-01-2008, 07:44 PM	#1
Redd Lenses First Year Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: California, USA Age: 25 Gender: Male Posts: 58 DLP Supporter	Real Forms by Jeconais - M - Oneshot Title: Real Forms Author: Jeconais Rating: M by Jeconais, but not really Genre: Parody Pairing: Harry/Tonks Published: April 22, 2007 Words: 896 Status: Oneshot Summary: Written to lightly mock a Harry/Tonks cliche Link: fanficauthors As per below: This is a drabble. It has not undergone Jeconais' usual revision and is therefore not as high quality as much of his other work. After reading so many of those ridiculous Honks fics where he doesn't want to take advantage of her metamorph abilities this was a breath of fresh air. Checked by Minion, Nov. 25, 2012 Last edited by Dark Minion; 11-25-2012 at 10:56 AM.

02-01-2008, 11:37 PM	#6
Testament Sixth Year Join Date: Jul 2007 Gender: Male Posts: 223	Heh, not bad but as already stated nothing special. Still, I'm a Honks fan so I'll give it... 3.5/5 __________________

02-02-2008, 12:28 AM	#7
Wergan Second Year Join Date: Mar 2007 Gender: Male Posts: 82	I think it needs to be stated that this is just a drabble. Its not proofread or edited or anything. The reason why this story isn't up to par with most of his work is because it due to its nature hasn't gone through his editing process. __________________ There was power to be had in hatred, too, in anger and in lust, in selfishness and in pride. And I knew that there was some dark corner of me that would enjoy using magic for killing-and then long for more. That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos. -Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden

02-04-2008, 02:33 AM	#9
KirijamaScion Squib Join Date: Apr 2007 Gender: Male Posts: 26	Meh, no more-no less, just meh unique but without flare 2/5 __________________ "If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

02-04-2008, 07:29 AM	#10
Memory King Unspeakable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Iceland Age: 24 Gender: Male Posts: 828	A good plot bunny, nothing more, nothing less. Somewhat enjoyable, but not that special beyond that IMO. I've seen much better from Jeconais, but I completely understand why he wrote it nonetheless. __________________ "He was one of the only three Slytherins staying for the Christmas holidays: with him were a third year Adrian Pucey and a rather stressed sixth year girl. ("Solstice, Potter, it's the winter solstice we're celebrating, did you think we cared for Santa Bloody Claus? You're such a Mudblood sometimes…")" On the Way to Greatness

02-01-2008, 07:58 PM	#2
Perspicacity God of Magic Rosicrucian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Elsewhere Gender: Male Posts: 2,995 DLP Supporter	A decent one-shot, though nothing terribly special. Gimmicky, like most one-shots (including my own). I certainly wouldn't rate it among his best work. 3/5

02-01-2008, 08:17 PM	#4
Sferics Second Year Join Date: Jan 2007 Gender: Male Posts: 75	I remember this one, I think we have a really old thread about it, or maybe it was mentioned in one. Either way a fun way to spend five minutes.

02-01-2008, 08:33 PM	#5
MysterioX Order Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Off the record Age: 17 Gender: Male Posts: 422	I don't think its Library worthy. Not bad but not at all special. 2/5.

02-10-2008, 01:58 AM	#11
Niffler Lord Dark Lord Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Sri Lanka Age: 77 Gender: Male Posts: 1,138	It rates a meh... Nothing spectacular or funny or even engaging, like some of his other work. While I can relate to the frustration of reading all the overly goody-too-shoes Harry exonerating the beauty of Tonks natural, this was still bland. 3/5 __________________ Sirius looks skeptical. “If you’re having one on me, Harry, this isn’t a funny joke.” “If I was having one on I’d tell you I have Lily’s memories and now I’m gender confused.” The Lie I've Lived by Jbern

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