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Oneshot Wick by Slytherincess - R - HP/PP

Discussion in 'Romance' started by Zevrillion, May 18, 2005.

4.3333301544189/5, 9 votes
  1. Zevrillion

    Zevrillion Founder Retired Staff

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    May 18, 2005 #1
    Title: Wick
    Author: Slytherincess
    Category: Romance
    Rating: R
    Words: 8385
    Published: August 11, 2003
    Status: Oneshot
    Summary: Harry Potter finds himself inexplicably attracted to Pansy Parkinson. She absolutely refuses to reciprocate until he formally and politely requests her affections in Parseltongue. Harry does his very best to accommodate her request.
    Ship: HP/PP
    Link: http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/slytherincess/wick01a.html

    This is one of the better stories I have read. Very well written and interesting. I only hope there were more HP/PP stories out there.


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  2. nightangel960

    nightangel960 Fifth Year

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    May 18, 2005 #2
    This is a pretty good story altho I prefer Jeaconais story more.
     
  3. magyareagle

    magyareagle Guest

    Jan 26, 2006 #3
    Wick

    I found the story hilarious, especially when he is says "I want to fuck you" to the book, and Ron hears him.
     
  4. TheIllusiveOne

    TheIllusiveOne Raptured to Hell

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    Jan 26, 2006 #4
    *vomits @ Harry getting Draco's sloppy seconds*
     
  5. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Jan 26, 2006 #5
    I know aye... thats the only problem with most Harry/Pansy stories. She is normally fucking Draco at the start.
     
  6. Kid Leo

    Kid Leo First Year

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    Aug 17, 2006 #6
    That was hot. I didn't like that she was with draco.
     
  7. Element

    Element Seventh Year

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    Aug 18, 2006 #7
    Morons need not apply.

    Thread Necrophilia

    Not totally sure whether I should be posting these, but please, the last post was in January. As in, months ago. Don't make me go counting how months difference it was this early in the morning :p . I'm reasonably sure some bumps are ok as long as you add something to the topic, which you didn't, IMHO.

    And sorry for acting all Moderator-ish, everyone else, I'll add something to the actual topic of the fic ASAP.
     
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  8. natamox

    natamox Guest

    Feb 27, 2007 #8
    There are some decent HP/PP fics out there but i liked this one better that White Knight Grey Queen. She actuallly ends up with him in the end and he doesn't end up with Ginny AND Pansy
     
  9. thisperson

    thisperson Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Feb 28, 2007 #9
    I would disagree with your view. ^^^^^^^^^^
    Atleast in Grey Knight Pansy is never screwing Draco.
    Something else that I did not like about this fic was the tense of everything.
    Why must the author write in the present tense?
    I hate that
    >_<

    It gives a feeling as if the story is happening as it is written, not being retold...or something like that.



    2/5 Hated the tense, the plot developmtent, and smut (Draco should never enjoy sex in a fic) Yet I still enjoy the pairing.
     
  10. ulkser

    ulkser Groundskeeper

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    Mar 1, 2007 #10
    not bad but not very good too..although there is cliche(pansy with draco at first) using parseltongue to get her very original. 3/5
     
  11. Marie M

    Marie M Raptured to Hell

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    May 24, 2007 #11
    It was...ok, I guess
    2.5/5
     
  12. Rhys

    Rhys High Inquisitor

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    Sep 7, 2009 #12
    That was terrifically fucked up, as any HP/PP story really has to be.

    5/5
     
  13. darklordmike

    darklordmike Headmaster

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    Sep 7, 2009 #13
    Wow, this was really good. The writing and characterization are excellent--first time I've ever been interested in Pansy as a character.

    There are some squicky moments, and it's not fun to read about Harry getting Draco's sloppy seconds, but his obsession with Pansy is convincing enough to overlook that.

    Plus it's got some hilarious moments. Harry's conversation with the snake ("I want to fuck you, snake") and its reaction were priceless.

    5/5 from me too
     
  14. KirijamaScion

    KirijamaScion First Year

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    Apr 17, 2011 #14
    Link above is dead.

    Wick

    That should take you to it.
     
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