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Old 09-11-2008, 08:54 PM   #1
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Final Battle, Pokemon Style by Zed Tea - K+

Title: Final Battle, Pokemon Style
Author: Zed Tea
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Words: 1,148
Published: October 18, 2007

Status: Short one shot, complete
Summary: Wild VOLDEMORT has appeared! Go, HARRY!
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3843566/..._Pokemon_Style

A fairly lulzsome bit of fun. Not a serious fic by any stretch.

First paragraph to whet your appetite:

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Harry Potter was heading towards his final confrontation with Voldemort. As he walked stiffly into Hogwart's castle, he adjusted his direction by turning precisely ninety degrees, and then continued walking still more stiffly towards the Great Hall. Harry had been preparing rigorously for this duel: he had spent the last few days walking back and forth in a small patch of tall grass near Hagrid's hut, facing off against different magical creatures. Of course, the area surrounding that small patch of grass was now littered with the bodies of the creatures he had defeated, and the smell getting rather uncomfortable by now, so he thought he may as well get it over with.
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Old 09-11-2008, 08:57 PM   #2
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Let me state that while I might well deserve to die for having discovered this abomination, I am in no way responsable for it being on this site. Taure, truly, is the man of the hour. By himself, preferably.

OTOH, I found it lulzy. 11/5 for Seriuz Buzness
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Old 09-11-2008, 09:46 PM   #3
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Epic Lulz right their, that is down right hilarious

Thanks Taure for posting that
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Old 09-11-2008, 09:46 PM   #4
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Wow...just wow.

That was so depressing to read, yet so awesome to read at the same time.

19 years epilogue was bad, yet again!

5/5 for lulz.
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Old 09-11-2008, 09:59 PM   #5
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Oh, lordy that brings back memories. Just as Taure said, a little bit of fun, nothing serious.

4/5.
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:05 PM   #6
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lulz, that is all.
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:24 PM   #7
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It starts pathetically, but it really is hilarious. Just get through first one or two paragraphs. A must-read for anyone who ever played Game Boy PoKéMoN games.

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Old 09-11-2008, 11:27 PM   #8
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It earned a chuckle out of me, nothing more =/ 2/5
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:51 PM   #9
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3.5 XP?!

4/5 I guess. It’s ’good’, that’s all there is to it.
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:52 PM   #10
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Old 09-12-2008, 12:05 AM   #11
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Funny shit. That is all.
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Old 09-12-2008, 12:50 AM   #12
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I chuckled. Pretty funny since I've played like, 6 of the games >_>
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Old 09-12-2008, 01:00 AM   #13
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What the fuck? You call that hilarity? That was fucking shit. I absolutely despise humor like that. When it's so obvious that I'm actually surprised he didn't put a "Laugh Here" sign.
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Old 09-12-2008, 02:38 AM   #14
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It was lulzy because I was in the mood to laugh. But, mostly it was meh.

3/5 because it still was lulzy.
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Old 09-12-2008, 02:39 AM   #15
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It made me smile... for a second.

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Old 09-12-2008, 03:05 AM   #16
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Never played the game but was still amused by some of the images. And I think the writer set out to do what they wanted to, which is a positive note... I suppose in the avenue of HP/Video Game genre it's spot on. (Much better then some tripe I read once where Harry and all play World of Warcraft and 'bond'. But that included "I'm really a nice guy" Snape, which is annoying in most fics)
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Old 09-12-2008, 09:25 AM   #17
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Fucking LOL.

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I laughed my ass off . 5/5
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Old 09-12-2008, 11:06 AM   #19
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Old 09-12-2008, 12:12 PM   #20
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What the fuck is wrong with you people? this was the most unfunny thing I've seen in... well about two days, but that isn't the point.

1/5 would have been 2/5 for the confused Voldemort bit but there was a few mistakes in it.
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