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Love Like A Bad Porn Movie by Cacasenno - M

Discussion in 'Trash Bin' started by Rahkesh Asmodaeus, Mar 17, 2006.

2.3333299160004/5, 3 votes
  1. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Mar 17, 2006 #1
    Title: Love Like A Bad Porn Movie
    Author: Cacasenno
    Rating: M
    Pairing: HP/LV
    Genre: Romance/Parody
    Summary: Original plot? That's what you want? Well, Harry is ABUSED! THERE! Now you have one! After his 6th year. Voldemort rescues him, will that eventually turn into a relationship full of meaningful HOT JUNGLE SEX? You bet.
    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2588091/1/


    - LMAO...this is a great story, parodies the Abused!Harry who gets rescued by Voldemort.
     
  2. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    Mar 17, 2006 #2
    This is great!! Its as funny as anything in HP fandom!!! :D :D

    HIghly recommended. CHECK IT OUT!!
     
  3. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    Aug 3, 2009 #3
    Bump for fail.
     
  4. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Aug 3, 2009 #4
    Says the guy who likes a boring ass Batman story with a fucked up OC female protagonist.
     
  5. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    Aug 3, 2009 #5
    This one must stay. It's so ridiculously over the top it's great.
     
  6. Korisovra

    Korisovra Headmaster

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    Aug 3, 2009 #6
    *blinks*

    *reads back over the last paragraph*

    *blinks*

    Ummm...what?

    *shrugs* Don't care either way. 3/5
     
  7. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    Aug 3, 2009 #7
    You shut your whore mouth, Indian.

    *hugs Lynnet Pearl*
     
  8. Lion

    Lion Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Aug 3, 2009 #8
    This fic was funny. It had great comedy. The only thing i didnt like waas the pairing and thats because i dont like slash but other then that it was uber funny.