Post some of your worst fanfics in here, mostly out of curiosity. This transcends all the subforums, as we're not posting them to read and share the greatness with each other, but rather to tear to shreds, lol/


- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2070633/1/ - Return of the Royals - Finally after a 1000 years the royal families are taking their rightful place, but with Voldemort still on the loose will they be able to bring all the nations to peace?

Review: Storys been written for almost a year and its 17K words?!?! The writing is horrid, with it being so cheesy I had to come here and "wine' about it *runs and hides from bad pun(

Things like this in the story drive me insane:

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Well, the worst would be some shitty cliche-ridden crapfic called "Traitors Within." I don't quite recall the author at the moment, though.

That being the case, I'll post this. HARRY POTTER/FF8 CROSSOVER~! HARRY AS HEIR OF SQUALL AND RINOA~! I COULDN'T READ PAST THE SECOND CHAPTER DESPITE IT BEING HARRY/FLEUR~!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2498351/1/

 

even sarcastically that was mean =P

 

And as my second trick, I post this.

http://www.fanfiction.net/l/224/0/0/1/1/0/1/11/1/

It's so bad that it has to be seen to be believed...

 

ROFL

Hey be fair there are 1 or 2 good fanfics in that pile of bilge.

Here are some

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1788185/1/

If only it wasn't cliched to hell and had a girl other than Ginny... Myrridins Torch dissapoints due to so much unrealized potential, and such crappy writing. Good idea, horrible execution.


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1473071/5/

This one has a plot... Somewhere... I think... I just can't find it. And the scene where the girl Harry wants to fuck has a Dance Off vs. Hermione is to put it mildly... Sickening.


There was this one that was Hagrid/Snape I don't even wanna look for it.

And there was another one, Irreversible Destiny that was Voldemort/Harry with so much slashy goodness it made me sick to my stomache... And that was just after the 1st chapter.

 

Irreversible Destiny...was tolerable when I jumped into it without reading the summary. I was hoping the author would pair Harry with that Hotaru chick. My own story is a testament to my love for hot Japanese ACC girls. But alas, it surned out to be mega slash and I never looked at it again.

 

i check back occasionally to see what he's doing with the demon necromancer Harry, as I like those fics, but the severity of the slash sickens me in a great deal of it

Any story that has a school Hermione = bookworm, home Hermione = slut is irredemable IMHO, lol

 

But wait what about that one fic The Attic People?

That was truly awesomely terrible... If only for the fact that Ron is fucking Ginny and Harry and Hermione know about it and are ok with it.

 

awwww


I thought that was sweet. I mean, they are such good friends you know, that they trust his judgement and will accept everything he is and does. Also, Its like true love lies right under your nose.

 

Yeah if you get past the whole part about them being brother and sister... I mean ICH!!! Thats just wrong.

I might approve of women on dog (see my beggining of a Lily/Sirius fic for details) but Brother on Sister is just plain wrong.

 

Age Gap: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2403164/1/

Harry knocks Molley Weasley up! Rofl.

 

And on the subject of disgusting sex...Cho and Filch~!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2068545/1/

 

oh my gawd that's even worse then Sirius and the giant squid

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2522272/1/

Bad Cho/Fleur femmeslash. Gratutious, completely pointless, and obscenely out of character Harry bashing. Dumbledore using the Killing Curse in the middle of the Great Hall for no reason. Yup, ingredients for an awesomely bad fanfiction. The author seems to be obsessed with crappy Cho-centric shoujo-ai pairings, the last one being some equally shitty Cho/Hermione drivel.

 

Speaking of awesomely bad fanfics hae you guys seen what me and CharlieCharms are writing in the forums?

lol

But ours is good... Because we are trying to make it bad.

I wonder what would happen if we posted it on FF.net.

 

I dunno, it's still a bit better than that Cho/Filch lemon I posted. I'm surprised that's lasted so long without getting pulled. I guess nobody would ever even thing to look for a story involving Cho and the Squib. Except me, apparently. Excuse me whilst I go retch.

 

lol

I saw a Harry/Umbridge up there once... *shudders* thank god they took it down.

 

PSsssss The secret of finding "awesomely bad" fics is in adultfanfiction.net. Half of them are badly written, written by virgins, or written by chicks who are obsessed with men sticking it to one another. The worse ones are the ones that are written by virgins. Not only are they unoriginal and superficial, they have the lamest sex scenes. However, lemon lovers, you can occasionally come across some steamy stories.

 

it's true