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Old 06-20-2006, 05:12 AM   #1
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Abeo, Voldemort by Lord Ravenclaw - T

Title: Abeo, Voldemort
Author: Lord Ravenclaw
Rating: T
Genre: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2
Words: 1,972
Updated: July 5, 2006
Published: June 20, 2006

Status: Complete (two oneshots)
Summary: Series of ficlets detailing the death of Voldemort in odd ways. Formerly the oneshot "The Castle".
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3001225/1/

First ficlet: The Castle

Second ficlet: The Bond


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Old 06-20-2006, 05:42 AM   #2
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Really funny, it had me laughing like a hatter.

I loved it!


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Old 06-20-2006, 07:28 AM   #3
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!! That was awesome.
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Old 06-20-2006, 10:00 AM   #4
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LoL! The power the Dark Lord knows not is Dudley weigth.
I like it
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Old 06-20-2006, 03:00 PM   #5
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Excellent.... 5 minute laughter.....
Dudley on Voldemort... I don't know..... little perverted....
All the slashers will love to write a different end to this one-shot where Dudley fucks Voldemort to death... Ewwww!
Good work Ravenclaw!
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Old 06-20-2006, 07:24 PM   #6
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Yes, good work indeed though it does bring up the question of who gets credit for defeating Tom.
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Old 06-20-2006, 10:20 PM   #7
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Amusing, it got a chuckle...

/me goes off to find one of those bouncy castles.
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Old 06-20-2006, 10:31 PM   #8
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Old 06-20-2006, 10:46 PM   #9
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Give me back your Man Card, you're on suspension.
*smacks*

It's a humor fic. I'm allowed to break the Toodle Law.
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Old 06-20-2006, 11:50 PM   #10
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*smacks with a pink boa*

Only if you say it in a "Big Gay" voice.
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Old 06-21-2006, 12:00 AM   #11
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Only if you say it in a "Big Gay" voice.
I'll just have you say it for me then. =)
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Old 06-21-2006, 12:40 PM   #12
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dear god raven, that was amazingly.......um........strange. Yes strange would be a good way to put it, funny, but strange.
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Old 06-21-2006, 12:42 PM   #13
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Most amusing... I wish more fics had Dudley's weight as harry's power
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*laughing hysterically on the floor*
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Old 06-21-2006, 10:12 PM   #15
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I'll just have you say it for me then. =)
Nah, get Sree to say it, he's the one who wants to teabag Shaq.
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Old 06-26-2006, 09:25 AM   #16
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I love the Lestrange brothers giggling like girlies. Very funny.
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Old 06-26-2006, 02:06 PM   #17
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How is the next one-shot coming along?
This one was hilarious. Voldemort could participate in some amusement park competitions and lose to some kids. Then pout. =)
Good job as always Raven!
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That was awesome! Hilarious!
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Old 06-26-2006, 08:41 PM   #19
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Your fic was funny. I find it even more funny that you have exactly 18 reviews for both of your humour one shots. Strange.
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Old 07-05-2006, 04:10 AM   #20
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Chapter 2: The Bond
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