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Old 10-17-2006, 08:40 PM   #1
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Alice's Wonderland by Vash - NC17

Title: Alice's Wonderland
Author: Vash The Unholy
Status: Oneshot
Rating: NC-17
Published: October 17, 2006
Words: 2948
Summary: Neville gets a new daddy.

Link: DLP LJ Ficwad PatronusCharm

Just a short little "O_o WTF" Piece. not a serious attempt at anything. Enjoy!


Checked July 30, 2012:
The story was deleted on ff.net, but it's also available on PatronusCharm

Checked by Dark Syaoran, June 6, 2014.
Updated old Ficwad link.
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Old 10-17-2006, 08:47 PM   #2
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Very amusing. The end bit seemed a tiny bit rushed, but everything else was good. I got a good chuckle out of it.
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Old 10-17-2006, 09:07 PM   #3
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u never cease to cross boundaries vash.....it amazes me...thnx for the laugh...
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Old 10-17-2006, 09:11 PM   #4
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rofl, i was laughing at this. Excellent work. Creative and original 5/5.
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Old 10-17-2006, 09:11 PM   #5
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I have to agree, great work as always Vash. A bit rushed but eh.

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Old 10-17-2006, 09:26 PM   #6
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Nice idea, a bit short, and indeed very amusing.

One question: who's going to do Frank?
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Old 10-17-2006, 09:30 PM   #7
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... No one >_< unless someone WANTS to write it, I aint.
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Old 10-17-2006, 09:37 PM   #8
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u never cease to cross boundaries vash.....it amazes me...thnx for the laugh...

lolalul i know like totly rite? god vash that was ubbb-er hilariosu.



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Old 10-17-2006, 10:42 PM   #9
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You will never, ever cease to surprise me, Vash. I was tipped off to what was going to happen right away from the title, but I just couldn't stop. Great work, as always, and, like Xiph0 said, post the flames!
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Old 10-17-2006, 11:21 PM   #10
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You're one fucked up dude Vash, but it was hilarious. 5/5
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Old 10-17-2006, 11:43 PM   #11
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Nicely done, professor. Nicely friggin done. And now the idea of "Harry the Panacea Lover" is going to bother me for hours... Crap, I just had forty story ideas. And two of them aren't bad.

If you actually have some amusing flames, by all means post those bad boys! Oh no, I just had another, really inappropriate story idea. Vash, I think you are my Evil Depraved Muse. Well done.

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Old 10-18-2006, 01:40 AM   #12
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I've already told you that this is brilliant. Funnily enough, I think that Harry's relationship with Marie is also quite interesting. I've never pictured Harry as a healer, but it's a brilliant idea. Well done, dude.
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Old 10-18-2006, 03:13 AM   #13
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Ah, the healing power of Harry's other wand; is there anything that lad can't do?
Alice, Alice, Alice... Harry gives her an orgasm (likely her first in ages) AND brings her back from a trip to Cruciatus Zombie-ville that lasted for nearly twenty years and what's the first thing she does?
She disses the scar. That's cold. He's such a tragic figure, Harry, really he is.

Hilarious.
You can see why Harry was in sorted into Gryffindor; he hears people right outside the door and knows he has a choice between remaining unsatisfied but not getting caught or getting his rocks off but getting caught screwing a patient by that patient's son (and one of his friends, no less)... And he goes with the second choice. Bold move, sir. That takes cahones... or sheer, horny desperation.

Will they buy, "I was taking her temperature.", as a valid excuse and let him keep his job?
Will Alice still let him go out with Marie?
Will Neville get a little brother/sister out of the deal?
The world may never know.
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Hence there should be a sequel. (Subtle hint.)

And Frank can go wank.
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That was interesting, where the hell do you get your ideas from man.

Well written, amusing and a definate keep. Needs a sequel though.
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very good work as always. bit short this one but still gave me a good laugh.
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I hope Harry's good at obliviation...

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Meh. Neville should be happy. Harry cured his mother.
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Thus far, I have no intention of writing a sequel. And no flames yet.

Damn thats disappointing.

Ive not had a single flame in AGES.

Am I loosing my magic?
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Damn thats disappointing.

Ive not had a single flame in AGES.

Am I loosing my magic?
Stop acting like an Emo Fag, you psychologically twisted ass clown.

There, happy?
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