[Dead Link] The Average Romance in 75 Words or Less by LeRob - G

**Rob** · 01-11-2007, 01:50 AM

Title: The Average Romance in 75 Words or Less
Author: LeRob
Genre: Romance/Humour
DLP-Cat: Humour
Rating: G (if you can't handle the word 'sex' and 'orgasm' without giggling, this fic isn't for you).
Pairing: Harry/?

Summary: A short vignette on Harry's most perfect romance. Parodies virtually all romance fics.

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2852982/1/

:::

I only posted this because I was told to by the Pirate Captain. Really, the most funny thing about it is the first review, especially if you've been on IRC any in the past.

Checked by Minion, Nov. 18, 2012
Dead Link. If you are able to locate the story elsewhere, feel free to inform someone.

Giovanni · 01-11-2007, 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reviewer

Steph
XXXXXX.XXXXXX@gmail.com
2006-03-19
ch 1, anon. OMG I LOVED IT SO MUCH! plz update son.

It has a parody review up too!

This made me snort... But why didn't their love kill Voldemort?

**Yarrgh!** · 01-11-2007, 06:09 AM

This is the best fic I've ever read. 5/5 for effort, 1,000,000,000,000/5 for execution.

Klael · 01-11-2007, 06:40 AM

Zzzzomg So Good I Wannna Read More

Thats Teh Roxorz Gr8ist Ever Update Plz

**TheIllusiveOne** · 01-11-2007, 07:38 PM

Well it certainly has an apt title. Other then that though, it's just a waste of time and not funny. 1/5.

Jon · 01-11-2007, 08:58 PM

I'll kill you Illusive, with all the love and wonder of H/G.

5/5

The Dark Lord Squash · 01-11-2007, 09:18 PM

I liked it. I give it a 5/5. The first review still cracks me up.

KeshinNoAkui · 01-12-2007, 03:38 AM

It's both funny, and painstakingly stupid.

4/5 from me cause it needed more 'hawt H/D buttsecks'.

Aekiel · 01-12-2007, 10:42 AM

Good for a chuckle and a decent fic.

4/5 cause it didn't have the love killing Voldemort.

Vir · 01-12-2007, 12:26 PM

It made me laugh while at work. It gets a good mark from me, however it could have used some voldemort dying. 4/5

**Rob** · 01-13-2007, 12:10 AM

God, guys. If Voldemort were to die, it would have to be '... in 100 Words.'

huntedorange · 01-13-2007, 11:31 AM

Brilliant, really liked this. 5/5 and i do agree the best bit is the first review

01-11-2007, 01:50 AM	#1
Rob Fixed Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Regina, Saskatchewan Age: 26 Gender: Male Posts: 225	The Average Romance in 75 Words or Less by LeRob - G Title: The Average Romance in 75 Words or Less Author: LeRob Genre: Romance/Humour DLP-Cat: Humour Rating: G (if you can't handle the word 'sex' and 'orgasm' without giggling, this fic isn't for you). Pairing: Harry/? Summary: A short vignette on Harry's most perfect romance. Parodies virtually all romance fics. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2852982/1/ ::: I only posted this because I was told to by the Pirate Captain. Really, the most funny thing about it is the first review, especially if you've been on IRC any in the past. Checked by Minion, Nov. 18, 2012 Dead Link. If you are able to locate the story elsewhere, feel free to inform someone. Last edited by Dark Minion; 11-18-2012 at 01:40 PM.

01-11-2007, 06:40 AM	#4
Klael Unspeakable Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Buffalo Grove, Il. (Suburban Chicago) Age: 26 Gender: Male Posts: 739 DLP Supporter	Zzzzomg So Good I Wannna Read More Thats Teh Roxorz Gr8ist Ever Update Plz __________________ "Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend." - Stephen King

01-11-2007, 08:58 PM	#6
Jon The Demon Mayor Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Australia Age: 23 Gender: Male Posts: 4,470 DLP Supporter	I'll kill you Illusive, with all the love and wonder of H/G. 5/5 __________________ FFN Profile \|\| Patronus

01-11-2007, 09:18 PM	#7
The Dark Lord Squash Denarii Host Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Cardbord Box inside your closet Age: 23 Gender: Male Posts: 439	I liked it. I give it a 5/5. The first review still cracks me up. __________________ .:.:. Where the Light is cruel and callous, Where it takes freedom and pride, There surge we Blackened Denarii with our Wings from Hell and our Dark Embrace. .:.:. Proud sheeptrooper of the Galactic Sheep Empire. Free Porn.... need I say more

01-12-2007, 03:38 AM	#8
KeshinNoAkui Sixth Year Join Date: May 2006 Location: Washington State. Age: 26 Gender: Male Posts: 203	It's both funny, and painstakingly stupid. 4/5 from me cause it needed more 'hawt H/D buttsecks'. __________________ My Fanfiction Christmas Is The Best With You

01-11-2007, 06:09 AM	#3
Yarrgh! Fixed Pirate King Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Purdue University, Indiana Age: 26 Posts: 1,050	This is the best fic I've ever read. 5/5 for effort, 1,000,000,000,000/5 for execution.

01-11-2007, 07:38 PM	#5
TheIllusiveOne Aborted Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Los Angeles Age: 24 Gender: Male Posts: 623	Well it certainly has an apt title. Other then that though, it's just a waste of time and not funny. 1/5.

01-12-2007, 12:26 PM	#10
Vir Centauri Ambassador Prodigium Magus Join Date: May 2006 Location: Canada Age: 25 Gender: Male Posts: 1,580 DLP Supporter	It made me laugh while at work. It gets a good mark from me, however it could have used some voldemort dying. 4/5

01-13-2007, 12:10 AM	#11
Rob Fixed Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Regina, Saskatchewan Age: 26 Gender: Male Posts: 225	God, guys. If Voldemort were to die, it would have to be '... in 100 Words.'

01-13-2007, 11:31 AM	#12
huntedorange Seventh Year Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Highlands Age: 26 Gender: Male Posts: 269	Brilliant, really liked this. 5/5 and i do agree the best bit is the first review __________________ The Emperor's Jester Servant of Mordecai

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