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Old 01-11-2007, 02:50 AM   #1
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The Average Romance in 75 Words or Less by LeRob - G

Title: The Average Romance in 75 Words or Less
Author: LeRob
Genre: Romance/Humour
DLP-Cat: Humour
Rating: G (if you can't handle the word 'sex' and 'orgasm' without giggling, this fic isn't for you).
Pairing: Harry/?

Summary: A short vignette on Harry's most perfect romance. Parodies virtually all romance fics.

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2852982/1/

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I only posted this because I was told to by the Pirate Captain. Really, the most funny thing about it is the first review, especially if you've been on IRC any in the past.


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Old 01-11-2007, 04:47 AM   #2
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ch 1, anon. OMG I LOVED IT SO MUCH! plz update son.
It has a parody review up too!

This made me snort... But why didn't their love kill Voldemort?
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Old 01-11-2007, 07:09 AM   #3
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This is the best fic I've ever read. 5/5 for effort, 1,000,000,000,000/5 for execution.
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Old 01-11-2007, 07:40 AM   #4
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Zzzzomg So Good I Wannna Read More

Thats Teh Roxorz Gr8ist Ever Update Plz
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Old 01-11-2007, 08:38 PM   #5
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Well it certainly has an apt title. Other then that though, it's just a waste of time and not funny. 1/5.
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Old 01-11-2007, 09:58 PM   #6
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I'll kill you Illusive, with all the love and wonder of H/G.

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Old 01-11-2007, 10:18 PM   #7
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I liked it. I give it a 5/5. The first review still cracks me up.
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Old 01-12-2007, 04:38 AM   #8
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It's both funny, and painstakingly stupid.

4/5 from me cause it needed more 'hawt H/D buttsecks'.
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Old 01-12-2007, 11:42 AM   #9
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Good for a chuckle and a decent fic.

4/5 cause it didn't have the love killing Voldemort.
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Old 01-12-2007, 01:26 PM   #10
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It made me laugh while at work. It gets a good mark from me, however it could have used some voldemort dying. 4/5
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Old 01-13-2007, 01:10 AM   #11
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God, guys. If Voldemort were to die, it would have to be '... in 100 Words.'
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Old 01-13-2007, 12:31 PM   #12
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Brilliant, really liked this. 5/5 and i do agree the best bit is the first review
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