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Old 01-16-2007, 12:30 AM   #1
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A Veela Involved Series of Unfortunate Events: By Surarrin and Shezza88 - T

Title: A Veela Involved Series of Unfortunate Events
Author: Shezza88 and Surarrin
Rating: T
Genre: Humour
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Pairing: Allusions to Harry Potter / Gabrielle Delacour, and whatever else Jon and I come up with.
Words: 3,115
Published: January 15, 2007
Status: Oneshot or Abandoned

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3344308/1/
Summary: Harry Potter was enjoying Bill Weasley's prewedding party until young Gabrielle Delacour completely ruined his night. Now, Harry Potter must flee from an enraged Bill, a lovestruck Gabrielle and a horde of wellmeaning and misinterpreted Veela.


As promised, Jon and I will continue with the story.

Um...that's pretty much it, so...yeah.


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Last edited by Dark Minion; 02-05-2013 at 04:02 PM.
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Old 01-16-2007, 09:48 AM   #2
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Heh, That's great. Looking forward to more of this.

4.5/5
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Old 01-16-2007, 11:39 AM   #3
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Sweet. It'll be nice to see where you go from the second update. 4.5/5
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Old 01-16-2007, 01:30 PM   #4
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Really good, gave me a great laugh. well done on the orginality too. 5/5
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Old 01-16-2007, 10:21 PM   #5
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yeah i have to agree with Harry in this story "Fuck me sideways" great story guy and gal (i think) hope to see more
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Old 01-17-2007, 12:24 AM   #6
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Old 01-17-2007, 12:27 AM   #7
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I think he means me, Jon!

Apparently, my name can be interpreted as feminine.....

Edit: For the record, I am a male!
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Old 01-17-2007, 01:51 AM   #8
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How is that a feminine name?
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Old 01-17-2007, 02:12 AM   #9
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Shezza is a derivitive slang of my last name. But it also resembles Shazza, a females name. Hence, feminine undertones.

I really should get a new name.
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Old 01-17-2007, 03:22 AM   #10
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i enjoyed reading this. did not realize the translation for the frech part were at the end of the chapter. i kind of forgot authors like to put endnotes. so while i was reading, i was using free translation. other than that, this was a amusing read.
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Old 01-17-2007, 03:23 AM   #11
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Old 01-17-2007, 06:25 AM   #12
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Amusing, in a strange and wrong kind of way.
"Fuck me sideways" is one of my favourite phrases, so that was awesome to see in a fic.

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P.S. Shezza just reminds me of the word sheila, but I know better than to think he's a she. I haven't seen a female writer who could capture the essence of Stargate in a fic. No offence to the women out there.
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Old 01-19-2007, 07:25 AM   #13
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It's good, but I want to be sure that it keeps on going before voting. Collaborations often seem to fail miserably.
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Old 01-19-2007, 07:58 AM   #14
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Silence pitiful mortal! You shall tremble before the combined might Of I, The great invader Surarrin and the dirt child Shezza88! OBEY ME! OR SUFFER TEMPORAL DOOM!
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Old 01-19-2007, 10:38 AM   #15
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*zaps the 'Great Invader' with a tazer and commends him and Shezza on this humor fic.
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Good start, although I didn't like the way Harry was acting. I know it was suppose to be funny with him all frightened and what not, but it was kind of annoying and a little drawn out. Still to early to tell, IMO, but 4/5 so far.
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Great story so far. I would have like to have seen Potter take on Bill in all his glory. 4.5/5
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Old 01-19-2007, 11:32 PM   #18
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Nice....its shapein up to be analright story, hopefully the normal crap that comes from a duel effort wont happen, and it will go all smooth like, and shezza, you think you'll ever redo harry potter and stargate?
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Good start, although I didn't like the way Harry was acting. I know it was suppose to be funny with him all frightened and what not, but it was kind of annoying and a little drawn out. Still to early to tell, IMO, but 4/5 so far.
o_o, Curious.

Anyway, its too short to tell how good of a fic this is gonna be but I like what I see so far. Hope you update soon.
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Old 01-20-2007, 07:21 AM   #20
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Enjoyed it so far (well, what there is to enjoy). Evil of Fleur to leave Harry to his fate...

Shezza sound feminine because it ends in an 'a' (but most of the crowd knows that Shezza is no gal).

(Maybe Blood and Shezza could exchange names )
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