Detention....or a reason to join the Dark Lord by Barkeeper - M - OneShot

Barkeeper · 01-26-2007, 07:45 AM

Titel: Detention ...
Author: Barkeeper
Genre: Humor/Horror
Category: Humor/Parody
Rating: M/T
Pairing: None
Summary: ...or a reason to join the Dark Lord! OneShot! If you're wondering about the chosen Genres, well, i just couldn't decide. To find out why, you have to read it.

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2479637/1/
Link: http://www.phoenixsong.net/fanfiction/story/3136/

MrINBN · 01-26-2007, 07:53 AM

Follow the posting format. Did you not read the stickies?

EDIT: Funny story. Got a chuckle out of me. And I can honestly say I've never seen that particular plot line before. 4/5

Barkeeper · 01-26-2007, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrINBN

Follow the posting format. Did you not read the stickies?

Just found them....

sorry!

did i forget something?

MrINBN · 01-26-2007, 07:58 AM

Looks good to me. I don't think anyone will mind if it's out of order a little bit.

**mcatrage** · 01-26-2007, 12:36 PM

Kind of funny. Nothing really special.

2.5/5

Mage · 01-26-2007, 03:19 PM

Very creative, and gave me a good laugh or two. 3.5/5

Scarty · 01-26-2007, 03:26 PM

Just my type of Humor so 5/5

invisdible · 01-26-2007, 09:19 PM

I like it, it made me giggle a bit (in a manly way of course)

4/5

Antivash · 01-26-2007, 10:28 PM

read it ages ago. think it might be somewhere in the library already.

yojorocks · 01-27-2007, 12:40 PM

A little bit on the weird side as far as humor goes for my tastes, but it was decently written. Amusing, yes, but nothing astounding or amazingly funny. The whole concept was original, but it didn't seem to have a point, and I swear the motorcycle joke isn't that funny...

3/5- nothing overly special about it, but otherwise decent oneshot

Crazy1 · 01-28-2007, 03:58 PM

Not bad, but it could have been better. 3.5/5

Richard · 01-31-2007, 02:54 PM

LOL Funny shit man...funny shit. 3.5/5 for me.

Richard.

ip82 · 01-31-2007, 03:05 PM

That was pretty dumb. 2.5/5

08-15-2007, 06:01 AM

For ESL, it was written pretty well. As far as plot, it was all right, nothing fabulous. I give it 3/5.

**[KS18]Raziel44** · 11-03-2007, 02:23 PM

Can't complain 3/5

The Doctor · 01-06-2008, 12:43 AM

Quote:

“I had to do Snape’s laundry……”

Big fucking whoop. Use your wand or grow some balls.

Obviously Harry has never had to change nappies.

1/5.

Srichapan · 01-23-2008, 08:40 PM

A stupid fanfiction. No, forget that. Stupid can be funny. This is just terrible.

I don't know if it's me... maybe I have a weird sense of humor or maybe I'm in a serious mood right now, but this one shot left me expressionless first and incredulous in the end.

At first I thought: 'oh, I get it. Maybe this is one of those fanfictions that condense all the humor in the last sentence.'
I was right. It really was one of those fanfictions that condense all the humor in the last sentence. But unfortunately, 'all the humor' wasn't enough to make a niffler laugh. Well, maybe if the niffler was stoned... maybe...

Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, was intuitable just after the laundry was mentioned. And even if someone hadn't been immediately able to grasp that, what the fuck was 'I had to do Snape's laundry......'? That was the lamest key-sentence I ever read! The level of humor was already low, but with another key-sentence, the stoned niffler could have smiled slightly! Maybe...
There were a lot of exclamation marks where they didn't make sense. Harry is 'out-of-this-world' and 'looking into space', and all he does is 'exclaim'. It just doesn't suit.

Terrible. Just terrible.

Voice of the Nephilim · 02-24-2008, 06:27 PM

Wow, he had to do Snape's laundry. Really, horrible, on an unparalleled level.

Just terrible.

0/5

Anya · 02-26-2008, 09:43 AM

I agree, that was horrible.
1/5

Blaise · 02-26-2008, 10:10 AM

Leaving Harry alone with Snape's laundry will always be a chance for revenge and experimentation with the most painful of charms/spells - never a traumatic experience.

No score for lack of lol'z

01-26-2007, 07:45 AM	#1
Barkeeper Muggle Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Germany Gender: Male Posts: 5	Detention....or a reason to join the Dark Lord by Barkeeper - M - OneShot Titel: Detention ... Author: Barkeeper Genre: Humor/Horror Category: Humor/Parody Rating: M/T Pairing: None Summary: ...or a reason to join the Dark Lord! OneShot! If you're wondering about the chosen Genres, well, i just couldn't decide. To find out why, you have to read it. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2479637/1/ Link: http://www.phoenixsong.net/fanfiction/story/3136/ Last edited by Barkeeper; 01-26-2007 at 07:55 AM.

01-26-2007, 07:53 AM	#2
MrINBN Unspeakable Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Portland, OR Age: 25 Gender: Male Posts: 721	Follow the posting format. Did you not read the stickies? EDIT: Funny story. Got a chuckle out of me. And I can honestly say I've never seen that particular plot line before. 4/5 __________________ Click the above banner for my steam profile Last edited by MrINBN; 01-26-2007 at 07:55 AM.

01-26-2007, 07:58 AM	#4
MrINBN Unspeakable Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Portland, OR Age: 25 Gender: Male Posts: 721	Looks good to me. I don't think anyone will mind if it's out of order a little bit. __________________ Click the above banner for my steam profile

01-26-2007, 03:19 PM	#6
Mage Dark Lord Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: VA Gender: Male Posts: 1,081 DLP Supporter	Very creative, and gave me a good laugh or two. 3.5/5 __________________ "The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them." ~ Mark Twain

01-26-2007, 03:26 PM	#7
Scarty Denarii Host Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Germany Gender: Male Posts: 158	Just my type of Humor so 5/5 __________________

01-26-2007, 12:36 PM	#5
mcatrage Aborted Join Date: May 2006 Location: USA Gender: Male Posts: 198	Kind of funny. Nothing really special. 2.5/5

01-26-2007, 09:19 PM	#8
invisdible First Year Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: lurking Age: 24 Gender: Male Posts: 57	I like it, it made me giggle a bit (in a manly way of course) 4/5

01-26-2007, 10:28 PM	#9
Antivash Until we meet again... ...Stay gold. Bang. Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Ghost Planet Age: 30 Gender: Male Posts: 6,916	read it ages ago. think it might be somewhere in the library already. __________________ Easy to use Fanfiction Download Tutorial by Vash Find out how to use a steam sig like this here! PS: If you PM and ask how to do it, I will ban you. Srsly.

01-27-2007, 12:40 PM	#10
yojorocks DA Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Columbus, OH Gender: Male Posts: 229	A little bit on the weird side as far as humor goes for my tastes, but it was decently written. Amusing, yes, but nothing astounding or amazingly funny. The whole concept was original, but it didn't seem to have a point, and I swear the motorcycle joke isn't that funny... 3/5- nothing overly special about it, but otherwise decent oneshot __________________ "Killing for peace is like fucking for virginity." -Shima, An Assassin's Memories

01-28-2007, 03:58 PM	#11
Crazy1 Order Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: England Age: 21 Gender: Male Posts: 399	Not bad, but it could have been better. 3.5/5

01-31-2007, 02:54 PM	#12
Richard Avatar Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: California Age: 30 Gender: Male Posts: 1,641	LOL Funny shit man...funny shit. 3.5/5 for me. Richard. __________________

01-31-2007, 03:05 PM	#13
ip82 God of Magic Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,899	That was pretty dumb. 2.5/5 __________________ IP82 stories: Potter's Resistance 1: Breaking Ties -> DLP Thread Yin and Yang -> DLP Thread Ficwad Profile \|\| HP Recycle Bin \|\| Crap filter C2 Rule no. 1 - You do not talk about Alpha Fight Club...

08-15-2007, 06:01 AM	#14
katastrophreak Guest Posts: n/a	For ESL, it was written pretty well. As far as plot, it was all right, nothing fabulous. I give it 3/5.

11-03-2007, 02:23 PM	#15
[KS18]Raziel44 Card Captored and buttsecksed Join Date: Nov 2007 Age: 32 Gender: Male Posts: 19	Can't complain 3/5

01-23-2008, 08:40 PM	#17
Srichapan Muggle Join Date: Jan 2008 Gender: Male Posts: 20	A stupid fanfiction. No, forget that. Stupid can be funny. This is just terrible. I don't know if it's me... maybe I have a weird sense of humor or maybe I'm in a serious mood right now, but this one shot left me expressionless first and incredulous in the end. At first I thought: 'oh, I get it. Maybe this is one of those fanfictions that condense all the humor in the last sentence.' I was right. It really was one of those fanfictions that condense all the humor in the last sentence. But unfortunately, 'all the humor' wasn't enough to make a niffler laugh. Well, maybe if the niffler was stoned... maybe... Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, was intuitable just after the laundry was mentioned. And even if someone hadn't been immediately able to grasp that, what the fuck was 'I had to do Snape's laundry......'? That was the lamest key-sentence I ever read! The level of humor was already low, but with another key-sentence, the stoned niffler could have smiled slightly! Maybe... There were a lot of exclamation marks where they didn't make sense. Harry is 'out-of-this-world' and 'looking into space', and all he does is 'exclaim'. It just doesn't suit. Terrible. Just terrible. Last edited by Srichapan; 01-23-2008 at 08:42 PM.

02-24-2008, 06:27 PM	#18
Voice of the Nephilim Headmaster Join Date: Feb 2008 Age: 29 Gender: Male Posts: 952 DLP Supporter	Wow, he had to do Snape's laundry. Really, horrible, on an unparalleled level. Just terrible. 0/5

02-26-2008, 09:43 AM	#19
Anya Minister of Magic Harley Quinn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gotham City Gender: Female Posts: 658 DLP Supporter	I agree, that was horrible. 1/5

02-26-2008, 10:10 AM	#20
Blaise God of Magic Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Washington, D.C. Age: 28 Gender: Male Posts: 6,194	Leaving Harry alone with Snape's laundry will always be a chance for revenge and experimentation with the most painful of charms/spells - never a traumatic experience. No score for lack of lol'z __________________

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