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Old 01-26-2007, 07:45 AM   #1
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Detention....or a reason to join the Dark Lord by Barkeeper - M - OneShot

Titel: Detention ...
Author: Barkeeper
Genre: Humor/Horror
Category: Humor/Parody
Rating: M/T
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Summary: ...or a reason to join the Dark Lord! OneShot! If you're wondering about the chosen Genres, well, i just couldn't decide. To find out why, you have to read it.

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2479637/1/
Link: http://www.phoenixsong.net/fanfiction/story/3136/

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Old 01-26-2007, 07:53 AM   #2
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Follow the posting format. Did you not read the stickies?

EDIT: Funny story. Got a chuckle out of me. And I can honestly say I've never seen that particular plot line before. 4/5
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Old 01-26-2007, 07:55 AM   #3
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Follow the posting format. Did you not read the stickies?
Just found them....

sorry!

did i forget something?
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Old 01-26-2007, 07:58 AM   #4
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Looks good to me. I don't think anyone will mind if it's out of order a little bit.
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Old 01-26-2007, 12:36 PM   #5
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Kind of funny. Nothing really special.

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Old 01-26-2007, 03:19 PM   #6
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Very creative, and gave me a good laugh or two. 3.5/5
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Old 01-26-2007, 03:26 PM   #7
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Just my type of Humor so 5/5
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Old 01-26-2007, 09:19 PM   #8
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I like it, it made me giggle a bit (in a manly way of course)

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Old 01-26-2007, 10:28 PM   #9
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read it ages ago. think it might be somewhere in the library already.
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Old 01-27-2007, 12:40 PM   #10
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A little bit on the weird side as far as humor goes for my tastes, but it was decently written. Amusing, yes, but nothing astounding or amazingly funny. The whole concept was original, but it didn't seem to have a point, and I swear the motorcycle joke isn't that funny...

3/5- nothing overly special about it, but otherwise decent oneshot
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Old 01-28-2007, 03:58 PM   #11
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Not bad, but it could have been better. 3.5/5
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Old 01-31-2007, 02:54 PM   #12
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LOL Funny shit man...funny shit. 3.5/5 for me.

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Old 01-31-2007, 03:05 PM   #13
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That was pretty dumb. 2.5/5
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Old 08-15-2007, 06:01 AM   #14
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For ESL, it was written pretty well. As far as plot, it was all right, nothing fabulous. I give it 3/5.
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Old 11-03-2007, 02:23 PM   #15
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Old 01-06-2008, 12:43 AM   #16
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“I had to do Snape’s laundry……”
Big fucking whoop. Use your wand or grow some balls.

Obviously Harry has never had to change nappies.

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Old 01-23-2008, 08:40 PM   #17
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A stupid fanfiction. No, forget that. Stupid can be funny. This is just terrible.

I don't know if it's me... maybe I have a weird sense of humor or maybe I'm in a serious mood right now, but this one shot left me expressionless first and incredulous in the end.

At first I thought: 'oh, I get it. Maybe this is one of those fanfictions that condense all the humor in the last sentence.'
I was right. It really was one of those fanfictions that condense all the humor in the last sentence. But unfortunately, 'all the humor' wasn't enough to make a niffler laugh. Well, maybe if the niffler was stoned... maybe...

Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, was intuitable just after the laundry was mentioned. And even if someone hadn't been immediately able to grasp that, what the fuck was 'I had to do Snape's laundry......'? That was the lamest key-sentence I ever read! The level of humor was already low, but with another key-sentence, the stoned niffler could have smiled slightly! Maybe...
There were a lot of exclamation marks where they didn't make sense. Harry is 'out-of-this-world' and 'looking into space', and all he does is 'exclaim'. It just doesn't suit.

Terrible. Just terrible.

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Old 02-24-2008, 06:27 PM   #18
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Wow, he had to do Snape's laundry. Really, horrible, on an unparalleled level.

Just terrible.

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Old 02-26-2008, 09:43 AM   #19
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I agree, that was horrible.
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Old 02-26-2008, 10:10 AM   #20
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Leaving Harry alone with Snape's laundry will always be a chance for revenge and experimentation with the most painful of charms/spells - never a traumatic experience.

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