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Old 02-03-2007, 09:18 PM   #1
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Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead - T

Title: Daily Prophet My Ass!
Author: Wench of Hogsmead
Rating: T (Optional: [Movie rating: PG])
Genre: Humor/General
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Pairing: Harry and Draco Malfoy
Status: Complete
Summary: Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's
accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2468349/1/

All I can say is I LOL'd. I doubt anyone here will find this as funny as I did but with how hard I laughed I just had to share it!

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Old 02-03-2007, 09:30 PM   #2
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Brilliant, simply brilliant.

Short, sweet, and to the point. Anything more would have been to much, but as is, alls lovely.

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Old 02-03-2007, 09:32 PM   #3
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Heh, hehe... meh. It's an alright way to waste two minutes, I guess...
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Old 02-03-2007, 09:35 PM   #4
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I was as uninterested with this as Harry is with girls. 1/5
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Old 02-03-2007, 10:11 PM   #5
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ROFL.

I LOL'd at this story and it was amazing. 4.9/5 stars because the author couldn't spell 'allegedly' correctly.

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Old 02-03-2007, 10:32 PM   #6
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Hahahahaha, funny one-shot there.
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Old 02-03-2007, 11:07 PM   #7
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Extremely short, but a funny little scene. I'd say it's worth the minute or so it takes to read. 4/5
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Old 02-04-2007, 01:01 AM   #8
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I like it; it's short, sweet, and to the point (which is worth a few chuckles). 4.5/5
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Old 02-04-2007, 01:22 AM   #9
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Holy crap, I'm still giggling (in a very mannly way) 20 minutes later.
Pure genius!
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Old 02-04-2007, 01:59 AM   #10
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Mildly amusing, but could have been better-developed. The idea was concrete, but wasn't executed in a manner that fixed all the plotholes. Decent only for its length. 3/5.
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Old 02-04-2007, 05:27 AM   #11
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Stupid, not funny, and already been done before. 1/5
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Old 02-04-2007, 06:39 AM   #12
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Lulz, just lulz.
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Old 02-04-2007, 07:29 AM   #13
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I chuckled for a second or two. 3.5/5 because I have never come across this idea before.
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Old 02-04-2007, 07:47 AM   #14
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Good. Few errors in the English, doesn't have Communism, but it's alright.

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Old 02-04-2007, 07:49 AM   #15
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Amusing, but didn't really have much to read.

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Old 02-04-2007, 08:39 PM   #16
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Mildly amusing. 3/5
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Old 02-06-2007, 12:24 AM   #17
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Quite entertaining. 4/5.
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Old 02-06-2007, 09:21 AM   #18
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Very nice One-shot 5/5 from me
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Old 02-06-2007, 11:48 AM   #19
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Funny, made me want to laugh but I can't because I'm in the library and that would be embarassing :P

I give it a 5/5 cause it fucking owns, for all of the minute it took to read it.

Smacking Malfoy with a rolled up newspaper just made my day.
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Old 02-08-2007, 03:51 PM   #20
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amusing distraction, worth reading at least once anyway.

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