A Member of the Faculty by Caipora - M - One Shot

[Xiph0]

Title: A Member of the Faculty
Author: Caipora
Rating: M, but only for implications.
Genre: Humor
DLP Category: Humor/Parody
Pairing: None... kinda
Status: One-Shot / Complete
Summary: The ladies of Hogwarts meet to wrestle with a directive from Dumbledore: It is a Hogwarts tradition to always accommodate a Member of the Faculty.
Link: FF.nazi

Major rofl, it's a little cliche here and there, but the mere concept and delivery was funny.

3/5 - 4/5

[Aekiel]

That's possibly the most random thing I've ever seen. Though not quite as random as Flying Without a Broom.

Funny, in a strange kind of way, and kinda strange at how eager they are...

I give it a 4/5 cause its... different.

[nonjon]

That was completely surreal. Some hilarious lines in there and few that make you wince. I was a little annoyed that the whole thing was in italics and I didn't want to think about *why* Umbridge feared the centaurs so much. But if you like a healthy dose of bestiality innuendo, then this is definitely good for a guffaw.

4/5

[yojorocks]

Amusing, yes, and definitely quite original, but it didn't really grab my attention quite that well. It just didn't seem to have any point other than to explore beastiality and exorcise a plot bunny.

In all, it wasn't anything special, but definitely deserves props for being unique.
3.5/5

[malaga]

This made me snicker, which is pretty good for something this short. However, there are a few things... Like a landlady at the Hogs Head? In canon there's a rather creepy sounding man, and it's a dull and dingy club, not somewhere for a bachelor party / Hen night.

I think I'm gonna gag...

[the-caitiff]

Originally Posted by malaga

Like a landlady at the Hogs Head? In canon there's a rather creepy sounding man, and it's a dull and dingy club, not somewhere for a bachelor party / Hen night.

For some reason the bachelor parties I've been to (all two of them so maybe it doesn't apply) tend to end up in those kind of places. Dark, dingy, dirty, and full of women that make you go "ughhhh..." (*shiver*), they're very effective at making the woman you're about to spend the rest of your life with (assuming you're the victim) that much more attractive.

Oh and that creepy old man in canon? Aberforth Dumbledore, yes really go check.

[deathinapinkboa]

 

Trewlaney stood. "Ladies, I See a much happier year, a more filling, I mean fulfilling, year ahead at Hogwarts. I never thought I'd say this. But I'd like to propose a toast to the one responsible for adding Firenze to the faculty. Here's to Dolores Umbridge."

That was the only time I really laugher.

Still, the concept was really interesting, and I didn't notice spelling and grammar problems--not that I ever do. I think it should end up in the Library, so I'll give it 4/5