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HP and the Weapons of Mass Destruction by Veglover89 - G

Discussion in 'Trash Bin' started by Rob, Dec 18, 2005.

2.2222199440002/5, 9 votes
  1. Rob

    Rob Looked into the void

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    Dec 18, 2005 #1
    Title: HP and the Weapons of Mass Destruction
    Author: Veglover89
    Rating: G
    Category: Parody/Humour
    Summary: Harry and Dubyadore plot to invade Romania; Voldemort has weapons of mass destruction.
    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2707773/1/

    Short but rather funny :p
     
  2. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Dec 19, 2005 #2
    My god. The title itself made me snort.
     
  3. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Dec 21, 2005 #3
    ROFL :)

    *coughs* Points at Iraq war *snorts*
     
  4. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Dec 21, 2005 #4
    This was great. It even models the situation accurately.
     
  5. sirius009

    sirius009 Minister of Magic

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    Feb 13, 2006 #5
    ughh im just to conservative to like this story, and im not about to debate about iraq with anyone but find this story very inaccurate..
     
  6. sirius009

    sirius009 Minister of Magic

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    ughh im just to conservative to like this story, and im not about to debate about iraq with anyone but find this story very inaccurate..
     
  7. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Feb 13, 2006 #7
    Yeah good point.

    After all the Iraq war wasn't about Saddams oil, "weapons of mass destruction", making this country safer, or giving Halliburton contracts.

    Nay, it was fought because Saddam was a bad man (who our government sold WMD's to in the 80's).

    Stealing their oil, killing their civillians, making more terrorists, further destabilizing the region, giving Halliburton no-bid contracts, and sending our country's budget into a tailspin were just added bonuses.
     
  8. Gullible

    Gullible Headmaster

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    Feb 25, 2006 #8
    ROFL :D
     
  9. cast2007

    cast2007 Guest

    May 8, 2006 #9
    Nice

    Dumbledore as George W. Bush. Pretty funny if you say so.
     
  10. Scrittore

    Scrittore Groundskeeper

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    This story was short and to the point. However, I loled throughout. This may of been written in 2005, but it's still true about Bush today.

    I'm giving it a 3/5 if only because of some grammar and how short it was. If it were longer, I'd give it a 4/5.
     
  11. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    This was great. Even the blatantly intentional misspelling of Dumbledore as Dubyadore was right on. 4/5. As a one-shot it accomplished what it set out to do, inspire the lulz.
     
  12. Matian

    Matian Seventh Year DLP Supporter

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    Aug 15, 2009 #12
    Yeah, that was pretty funny albeit a bit too short. I got nothing further than what's already mentioned above. 4/5
     
  13. Photon

    Photon Order Member

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    Aug 14, 2013 #13
    Title sounded interesting but everything was bad, terrible and dated. Though at least for me "Lol, Dumbledore is a Bush, lol." never would work as a premise.
     
  14. Tomster10010

    Tomster10010 Fourth Year

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    Aug 14, 2013 #14
    It might be dated because you just made a four year necro on an eight year old story. Just a thought.

    And yeah, the story's pretty bad.
     
    Last edited: Aug 14, 2013
  15. Iztiak

    Iztiak Prisoner DLP Supporter

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    Aug 18, 2013 #15
    Library threads are immune to necro, so long as you leave a decent review or draw attention to a terrible story in the library. For stories with very few reviews/ratings, it's even encouraged. You might have noticed this notice at the top of the page at some point.