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Old 01-03-2006, 01:27 PM   #1
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Birth of a Name by nonjon - T - One Shot

Title: Birth of a Name
Author: nonjon
Rating: T
Genre: Humor/General
Pairing: none
Words: 2,535
Published: October 15, 2005

Status: One Shot
Summary: 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
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I can't believe this hasn't been posted here. That's my favorite best funniest fic ever. I've lost count of how many times I reread it and I still laugh myself silly every time I even think of it.

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Old 01-03-2006, 01:54 PM   #2
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I've read that!

Though I'm still disappointed the author left out "Ram Tom, Dildo Lover".
Or anything involving dildo for that matter. Lazy author.

Or anything using immortal like "Immortal Lord Dove!"
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Old 01-03-2006, 02:29 PM   #3
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Hah =). That story was great.
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Old 01-03-2006, 06:19 PM   #4
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Brilliant. Just brilliant.
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Old 01-03-2006, 09:42 PM   #5
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I really liked that one. I loved how Myrtle got on his nerves. Here Blinky, Blinky, Blinky...
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Old 02-01-2006, 09:47 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by nonjon
I've read that!

Though I'm still disappointed the author left out "Ram Tom, Dildo Lover".
Or anything involving dildo for that matter. Lazy author.

Or anything using immortal like "Immortal Lord Dove!"
i know what a lazy author right nonjon?
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Old 03-22-2006, 12:23 AM   #7
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I believe my favorite name was "Lord, I’d revolt a mom".
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Old 03-31-2006, 06:46 PM   #8
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I have always and will always have the greatest respect for nonjon. He is like the Merlin of humor fanfiction. This story is just another example of this.
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Old 12-12-2009, 11:15 AM   #9
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How is this story on the neglected list? It's easily one of the best oneshots of all time. Come on, bitches, show nonjon some love.

My personal favorite, I think, is "Tim, Mad Drool Lover," but "Diva Lord Meltmoor" has got potential.

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Old 01-22-2010, 10:10 PM   #10
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Great story, hilarious XD
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