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rocket_runner
08-23-2009, 04:41 PM
Jennifer's Body (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYQ19JM_M1g)


Tagline: "She's evil... and not just high school evil."

Summary: When small town high school student Jennifer (Megan Fox) is possessed by a hungry demon, she transitions from being high school evil - gorgeous (and doesn't she know it), stuck up and ultra-attitudinal - to the real deal: evil/evil. The glittering beauty becomes a pale and sickly creature jonesing for a meaty snack, and guys who never stood a chance with the heartless babe, take on new luster in the light of her insatiable appetite. Meanwhile, Jennifer's best friend, Needy (Amanda Seyfried), long relegated to living in Jennifer's shadow, must step-up to protect the towns young men, including her nerdy boyfriend Chip (Johnny Simmons).

Release is September 18, 2009


For the record, apparently there's a make-out scene between Fox and Seyfried.

kmfrank
08-23-2009, 04:47 PM
Ah yes, its the film that leaked pictures with Megan Fox wearing nothing but flesh-toned nipple covers. I recognized it as soon as I saw her swimming naked in the lake.

Well, I don't know if it'll be any good, but I'll definitely see it. And that's the attitude of probably every guy.

Clerith
08-23-2009, 05:32 PM
And she looks WAY too old to be in high school.

/gag at the pink, heart-shaped plastic too-large earrings.

Innomine
08-23-2009, 05:34 PM
Wow, that looks really fucking shit, and there is no way i'm watching it.

Andro
08-23-2009, 06:30 PM
ROFL at the emo/goth guy getting killed.

This looks like one of those movies you don't want anyone else to know you're watching.

AntiChrist
08-23-2009, 07:24 PM
The premise seemed stupid, tagline was lame, trailer was boring. Not going to watch it.

Heather_Sinclair
08-23-2009, 07:36 PM
Just hearing Meagan Fox saying, "I go both ways." is a win for me. Now I don't have to see the movie.

Innomine
08-23-2009, 09:26 PM
Just hearing Heather_Sinclair saying, "Just hearing Meagan Fox saying, "I go both ways." is a win for me" is a win for me. Now I can stop reading this thread.

Midknight
08-23-2009, 09:45 PM
It'll be a jerk off movie for kids too young to get around the Net Nanny, just like Basic Instinct was pre mass internet access.

Mercenary
08-23-2009, 09:53 PM
Just hearing Heather_Sinclair saying, "Just hearing Meagan Fox saying, "I go both ways." is a win for me" is a win for me. Now I can stop reading this thread.

Just reading...

Ah fuck it.

@Clerith: But the earings look soooooooooooooooooooo CUUUUUUUTE!

/me throws up.

Oh look blood.

Cruentus
09-05-2009, 09:20 PM
Random monster flick withe a kinda hot chick as the main selling point.

pass.

If it was Jessica Alba I would probably be singing a different tune.

And on that note Sorority Row is just I Know What You did Last Summer with hotter girls being killed.

scaryisntit
09-06-2009, 01:45 AM
Only thing that interested me was that there will be a Silversun Pickups song in the movie.

Dizstance
09-06-2009, 09:50 PM
It'll be a jerk off movie for kids too young to get around the Net Nanny, just like Basic Instinct was pre mass internet access.
Not sure how a kid expects to get into an R-rated movie if he isn't smart enough to find ways to get porn on the internet.


Also, personally I thought Basic Instinct was pretty clever. But yeah, I'm sure this will have lots of random Megan Fox close ups so they can keep the teenage boy audience coming.

TheSoundOfSilence
09-06-2009, 10:23 PM
Not sure how a kid expects to get into an R-rated movie if he isn't smart enough to find ways to get porn on the internet.


Also, personally I thought Basic Instinct was pretty clever. But yeah, I'm sure this will have lots of random Megan Fox close ups so they can keep the teenage boy audience cumming.


Fixed that for you.

Nemrut
09-14-2009, 10:15 AM
Am I the only male who thinks that Megan Fox isn't that good looking?

Movie is destined to suck with this weak plot, needless to say I won't be seeing it..

Veri
09-14-2009, 10:58 AM
Meh, Meghan Fox is hot, but not nearly as hot as she's made out to be. She gets a retarded amount of hype, considering just how short her career has been.

Zombie
09-14-2009, 11:08 AM
And her toe thumbs are a total turn off.

Heather_Sinclair
09-14-2009, 12:06 PM
And her toe thumbs are a total turn off.

What if you had a foot fetish?

But that is kinda weird.

rocket_runner
09-20-2009, 12:19 AM
This looks like one of those movies you don't want anyone else to know you're watching.

In all honesty, I'll probably end up renting it from Red Box once it comes out. However, I did rent High School Musical forever ago - sixth grade maybe? - because 'it was so amazingly awesome'. (It was an epic fail even then.)

... I think I just killed what was left of my social life. Then again, if I had one I wouldn't be on here. ;D

The-Hyphenated-One
09-20-2009, 12:25 AM
That statement is highly insulting.

rocket_runner
09-20-2009, 12:30 AM
I apologize, but in my case it's true. I don't have a lot of time to get on here and the only reason I can now is because I'm not hanging out with friends. No social life = time to get on here. No insults intended.

The-Hyphenated-One
09-20-2009, 12:32 AM
It was merely a jest:awesome

rocket_runner
09-20-2009, 03:11 AM
Okay, lol. I wasn't sure if you were being serious or not, and I didn't want to offend anyone... :P

Heather_Sinclair
09-20-2009, 07:44 AM
I didn't want to offend anyone... :P

Are you sure that you are on the proper site? Offending people is like a rite of passage here. Or I should say 'successfully' offending people is...

rocket_runner
09-20-2009, 09:32 AM
Are you sure that you are on the proper site? Offending people is like a rite of passage here. Or I should say 'successfully' offending people is...

Ah yes, but usually it's intentional... That wasn't, and had it been, it would've been an epic fail. :D

Blaise
09-20-2009, 09:34 AM
And her toe thumbs are a total turn off. This. That shit is so nasty.

If it was Jessica Alba I would probably be singing a different tune. And this.

The-Hyphenated-One
09-20-2009, 12:24 PM
I would rather it be Jessica Biel, hot damn.