Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza by dude04 - M - One Shot

[Tobang]

Title: Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza
Author: dude04
Rating: M
Genre: Parody/Humor
Pairing: N/A
Status: Complete
Summary: Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2643168/1/

I will freely admit I read this when I was bored out of my mind but it made me laugh out loud so I figured you guys might like it. It is stupid, pointless and short but it was strangely funny…or maybe im just way to bored….

[killginny009]

not bad but i wish the author would learn how to finish a story..

[Dark Lord Rostam]

Shouldn't this be in Humor/Parody? As for the story :lol:

[DIE GINNY DIE]

Moved to Humor/Parody.

~DGD

[Tobang]

sorry I just figured b/c of the fact that this story is centered around killing and the whole tone of the story is rather dark and malicious that it belonged in the Dark section…I guess it just falls under dark humor…meh my mistake.

[Dark Jedi Knight]

I remember reading this a while ago. I ended up gigling for over an hour. It is definitely one of the better ones out there.

[TheIllusiveOne]

I decided to up this, because I don't feel it got the attention it deserved when it was posted, many of the new members probably haven't yet seen it, and, most importantly of all, it's hilarious. Definitely one of the funniest one shots I've ever read, on par with Nonjon's best work, in fact.

[raja]

i remember this story, it's one of the funniest oneshot that I've read. 5/5 for sure

[KubYnator]

Well, I think its is funny, but not THAT funny, or in other words I think you overrate that.
3.5/5

[Nytmare]

'He wasn’t eating any fucking leftover goblin.'
LOL; Brilliant, should have been finished, but otherwise It made me laugh.

[elvin)]

Great, 5/5. And no I dont think its overrated.

[huntedorange]

A truly great one-shot, i remember when i read this wondering where in the world the author came up with this idea while laugh my ass off. Definitely one of the top ten humour one-shots out there.

[Darius]

Enh, It made me chuckle but to say it's on par with Nonjon's greatest work... you can't compare them because this is only 1000 words.

This author had a story called Harry Potter 6: War as well but I haven't been able to find it anywhere that I looked. I even PM'd the author.

*Looks up at his not so subtle hint*

Anyone have it?

[Jeff]

I just read it and I thought it was good.

Th best part of the whole thing was the third dialog between Voldemort and Luigi.

The ending was terrible, but other than that it was fine.

[Rob]

It's strange to be the one disagreeing. I thought this was poorly done. It seemed contrived and sophomoric at times, especially in the strength of the characters. The situation is funny - I mean, how often do you picture Lord Voldemort eating, let alone a pizza - but it wasn't handled perfectly, and any margin of error that could have been afforded to the fic was swallowed up by its lacklustre effort in grammar. I might have given a small snort at one point in time with this fic, but it's really not anything outstanding, nor would I want to point to it and say 'this is what humor in Harry Potter fanfiction is about,' for fear of being laughed at. Comedy has to be rigidly done in terms of structure to make people laugh, and I just didn't feel this one.

It's not as horrible as some, but it's not really on the top of my list. 2/5.

[nonjon]

This author had a story called Harry Potter 6: War as well but I haven't been able to find it anywhere that I looked. I even PM'd the author.

*Looks up at his not so subtle hint*

Anyone have it?

It got up to about chapter 15 or 16 before it was taken down. Near the bottom of this thread is an attachment with the first 10 chapters in a word doc if you want though.

http://forums.darklordpotter.net/showthread.php?t=2104

Way long since abandoned though.

As for this fic? Funny. Worth a read. But it's been a long time since I read it, and I don't feel the impulse to read it again, so not one for my pantheon exactly. 4/5 for a good laugh though.

[Darius]

Thanks a lot, I'll give it a read.

[Oujou Akaash]

Holy fuck, man! i couldn't stop laughing.:banana:

[Eleanor]

I read this one a while ago as well. It was amusing but not fall over laughing type.

I thought it was a one shot... Can't really see where it could go. I liked the last tine.

3.5/5

[katastrophreak]

It was definitely amusing. Thanks for a quick read with a good giggle.

[skooly]

A giggle was all this story got of me :shrugs:

[Manatheron]

How'd this get into the Library? I never saw it go through the 'for review' section, and Personally I couldn't see any humor in it whatsoever the only thing it had going that I could see was the spelling...

1.5/5

[The-Hyphenated-One]

I thought is was pretty good. It made me laugh, which is more than I can say for a lot of the comedy stories that have come through.

It's a good read if you are bored, or have run out of other stuff to read

[Tinn Tam]

How'd this get into the Library? I never saw it go through the 'for review' section, and Personally I couldn't see any humor in it whatsoever the only thing it had going that I could see was the spelling...

1.5/5

Maybe because it was posted in "For Review" in March 2006? Unless you lurked for 9 months before you joined...

[nonjon]

Maybe because it was posted in "For Review" in March 2006? Unless you lurked for 9 months before you joined... Or another reason they might have not seen it in FOR REVIEW is that there never was a "For Review" system until July of 2006.

[cloneserpents]

I clicked on the link without bothering to look at the author’s pen name. When I read it, I got the distinct impression that he or she was high on pot while they wrote this. Then I (finally) noticed the name and I came to the conclusion that my impression was spot on.

Only one line of the story made me smile, not laugh or giggle, but smile. This story gets a resounding *meh* out of me.

Shawn (a.k.a. cloneserpents)

[Andromalius]

I think I wept when I read the dialogue between Voldemort and Luigi. It was stiflingly funny. The rest of it not so much.