Bestest Birthday Ever by nonjon - M

[DarthBill]

Title: Bestest Birthday Ever
Author: nonjon
Rated: M
Pairing: Honks
Summary: ABANDONED. PostOotP. Harry's 16th Birthday is to be spent at Privet Drive. A visit from Tonks and then the Minister leads to some fireworks in Harry's usually quiet, peaceful life. HONKS.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2293527/1/

Is this really not up? I thought the Sorting Hat's song alone should put above a rating above funny, and the rest of the story gives it an outright Hilarious. I know it started as a One-Shot and just kept going, but I don't think that cuts it any.


Billy boy, read the posting rules, and add a summary and link. And also, the edit button on the top right of your post is there for a reason. Thank you, that is all. - Sree

[I LOVE GINNY]

Look at the posting format. You missed the link. And next time, please use the edit button instead of double posting.

[nonjon]

You know I still take pride in the idea of "Patil Twin Polyjuice Spin the Bottle." And the beauty of that idea, is I'm not sure anyone else in the world would have ever had it, if my mind had not birthed it upon us. But every once in a while, I just relish in the thought of six identical twin "sisters" in various stages of undress making out.

It's worth the risk of kissing your sister.

[DarthBill]

I have to agree. I had dreams like that for weeks after I read it. I was just so beautiful.