I do occasionally waste an hour or so of my life by trolling the FictionAlley Park forums (usually in "Looking For..." section). A no session goes by without me bursting in laughter at least once at what some moronic slash-loving fangirl wrote in her post. So I figured, why not open up a placeholder here on DLP, where we can dump the worst of the worst idiotisms FictionAlley seems to be filled with.

Here's an opener that gave me this idea;

Lost Fic-- Help!
Hiyaz, I'm looking for a fic that I read long long long ago.

I can't really remember what it's about, but I distinctly remember a part when Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny are like, being Appareted by Dumbledore to get somewhere else, and it's all weird. Then when they wake up, they decide to go and play Quidditch, Madam Pomfrey comes out, really angry, and tells them to come down, they do. Then Harry says they can't immediatly go back to bed because they need to shower. Madam Pomfrey does a spell on him and then he's all clean and he's wearing pyjamas, and Madam Pomfrey says that the spell she used took away all spells and enchantments on the person. Harry suddenly realizes that he had put concealment charms n his arms because he was cutting them.

That's all I can remember! If you have the link to that story, please put it up!

Thanks in advance!

edit:: I believe it was on FA

URL: http://forums.fictionalley.org/park/showthread.php?s=&threadid=87345

PS: If admins have better idea where to put stuff like this (stupid quotes and search requests), I'm open to suggestions...

 

First of all, this is probably the most amazing thing ever... that said, I checked out the forum and this was the first thing that caught my eye (I should warn you, if you don't think you can handle graphic descriptions of fangirl fantasies... whatever, I'm posting this in DLP you should be able to handle it)

Edit: Wow, my fic has already made it to the forums over there... I hope this isn't a bad omen.

Edit Again: Sorry I saw this one and couldn't pass it up...

 

I do wonder what would be considered a "happy ending" in a bottom!Harry HD slash fic? Hmm... maybe... both fudge-packing fuckers get AIDS and die a horrible death!? ... yup, that would do it for me.

 

Owwww... That really, really hurt my eyes.

 

Be a man, you can take it. Besides, that's not even the worst that I saw while I was there... in the depths of hell itself.

 

Wow that was one of gayest summaries ever

 

it'll work in here just fine IP

 

Yea that would do it for me too, except them both dying of anal bleeding would be better..

 

I laughed like hell when i saw this.

 

<twitch> a Really useful thread.. and at the above post... I wonder if that poster failed Biology? x)

 

Can someone write a Gay!Harry parody?

Something where they all die in the end of anal bleeding, STDs, and massive disfiguration due to failed attempts to lengthen short manhoods. They should attempt to fudgepack and fail, creating massive disasters.

I'm rambling. God I hate slash.

 

I just found it, the holy grail... well I'm pretty sure there's something worse, but this is pretty rancid.

Oh man, that makes my stomach queasy.

In case you're curious... There aren't any replies to the thread though.

 

I think my brain just crawled away from the idiocy.... Oh hell... those were... ugh. Is there anyway we can send an electronic H-bomb to their computers?

 

ROFL!!!

The message was posted by "Harco Potfoy"

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

 

Haha thats funny and sickening... btw Yarrgh... can you make the size of your sig text a bit smaller.... geesh

 

Done...i just noticed when i looked back from your post. I blinded myself, too.

 

I tend to stay away from fictionalley, I have an account but I never use it. Now I'm really glad, 'cause if this is normal over there my psychiatrist would be getting a lot more work. ;-)

 

Uggh, I will never go back to that website again.

 

This made me laugh out loud when I saw it

Oh god... I just threw up in my mouth.

Why do I keep torturing myself? I need counciling after this.