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05-22-2006, 08:30 PM
Title: HPParody
Author: Shezza88
Rating: T
Genre: Humor/Parody
Pairing: None
Words: 10,826
Published: May 21, 2006
Status: Oneshot

So here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t use his penis as a wand, punches a goblin in the face, doesn’t own any secret family vaults, definitely doesn’t find Bellatrix attractive and didn't find out that Dumbledore was manipulative and diguise himself to sneak off to Diagon Alley where he didn't buy an illegal Time Turner and Dark Arts books from Knocturn Alley


Checked by Minion, February 4, 2013

05-22-2006, 10:26 PM
i read it I will.

Shezza has good fics, too bad he dont update much.

05-22-2006, 10:44 PM
This is kinda random and slow at times, but few hillarious parts makes it worth reading.

05-22-2006, 11:29 PM
This was an awesome fic. It was the BEST humor fic I have ever read, rivalling the works of nonjon and Rosarch\\\'s blot. I was laughing the entire time I was reading it.

Quote :

\\\"Since I couldnít hold a wand any more, I devised a way to make a natural magical conduct through my penis. However, my penis will only work as a wand when I have an erection, otherwise I canít aim. You see, I find that my penis is much larger than many other penises, which allows me to move more naturally and aim my penis to a far better degree of accuracy. Itís all in the penis Mr Potter, itís all in the penis.Ē Henry said proudly, the bulging his pants very prominent now.


05-23-2006, 12:18 AM
LMAO, this was excellent. This was probably the best charactorzation of Harry i've ever read.

Niffler Lord
05-23-2006, 02:17 AM
That was funny. A very good parody even if it seemed a little random at times.

John Croaker
05-24-2006, 10:48 PM
Quite good and very funny indeed. :)

08-21-2007, 09:08 PM
Ugh, I know this will be considered necroing, but I have to add my two cents. Even with the focus on the story on very well-done Humor and Parody, the battle scenes are far superior to many others I have read.

09-23-2007, 10:30 PM
“I love you!”
“S-Sirius died how he wanted to, in a blaze of glory!” Hermione added.
“You’re my hero!”
“Yeah Mate! S-Sirius hated being cooped up in here. At least he got to see you and do what he loved before he died!”
“I want your babies!”
Harry frowned and stared at Ginny. “Could you say that again please? I…I really want to make sure you didn’t say what I thought you said.”
“I said, S-Sirius would be disappointed.” Ginny said, meeting Harry’s gaze with a challenging stare. She flicked her fiery hair over her shoulder. To be politically correct, the hair in question was not really on fire but rather a striking shade of red that is described as being fiery due to its colour.


It's kind of messed up with the rubber bands though

09-23-2007, 11:10 PM
The Moody scene alone made this worth reading. The overreach for humor on the eye descriptions hurt though.

11-03-2007, 09:41 AM
“What’s going on here?” He asked mildly, because he was such a mild man. He used mildness like a duck used water; he was just so mild, except for every fourth weekend where he would go outside, an animal rage and lust burning through his body, his eyes gleaming brightly in the night and he would buy himself a packet of condoms then walk to the red-light district to burn away his lust. Remus Lupin was a very lonely man. Oh, and he was a werewolf as well.

HAHAHA wtf this fic is really funny xD