Fluffy The CatWhoMustNotBeNamed by The-Caitiff - T

[bornagainpenguin]

Title: Fluffy The CatWhoMustNotBeNamed
Author: The-Caitiff (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1017807/)
Rating: T
Genre: Humor/Parody
Pairing: None

Status: Complete

Summary: Harry recieves a birthday gift that is by far the most useful thing he ever had. May become a series of one shots not connected by plot.

Link: Story Here, Laugh Good! (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3093533/1/)

It's short, somewhat cliched in how it starts out, but once you get past standard Fifth Year Summer Setup #6543, the author manages to take the story completely out into left field and leaves you laughing on the floor. Or maybe I'm just tired and it's funnier to me because of that? Whatever the case may be this is a nice short setup for a belly laugh. I'd love to see how far the author could take this if he decided to keep going, so long as the story maintained its humorous outlook.

NOTE: This story has absolutely nothing to do with Mrs. Norris, the reason I avoided reading it the first few times I was checking the author's profile for their other works. I refuse to say anything about the plot because that's spoil it for you. Just read the thing, it's GOOD! ;P

--bornagainpenguin (who hopes he managed to dot his 't' and cross his eyes...err wait...)

[radioactive]

Yes, I quite agree. Left me on the floor laughing... 5/5, the story is simply hilarious.

[Aekiel]

Good for a chuckle. :)

Beware the Cat-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named! And make me some waffles, bitch!

[Cthulu]

Hilarious!

5/5!

[DemonDream]

I had actually read this before, but forgotten about it. This story is plain funny, I love it. 5/5

[Dark Lord Gullible]

Excellent, Fluffy is king. :whipped:

5/5

[mcatrage]

awesome, this has to be added on to and bring fluffy to hogwarts.

5/5 worth moving right away

[Mordecai]

good god man, write more

5/5

[The-Hyphenated-One]

that was really funny, and you should write some more soon!!!!

[ip82]

Funny story. Too short, though.

[vsd2oc]

Its interesting... noting else. Just interesting. Sorry 3.5/5.

One Chapter doesn't make a classic. Infact 3/5.... someone's (preferably the author) got to convince me to give it more.

[KeshinNoAkui]

I really enjoyed it. =D

5/5

[Fuegodefuerza]

Eh...it was amusing. 4/5, but a little too short to be really funny, IMHO.

[chronic dragon]

I must be the only one who didn't find it that funny.

[Moeed]

boring....bleh!

[mcatrage]

Its interesting... noting else. Just interesting. Sorry 3.5/5.

One Chapter doesn't make a classic. Infact 3/5.... someone's (preferably the author) got to convince me to give it more.

its very original thats the main thing for me

lately its rare to find anything remotely original

[Mercenary]

It's good for a laugh, but nothing else really . Its got my vote.

Off topic: That first sentence of mine... Doesnt it seem kind of grammtically incorrect? I couldn't figure out how to fix it...

[bmatsea]

i droped to the floor laughing too hard. Fluffy, NO I'M A GOOD SLAVE DON"T KILL ME

[Fey Athene]

XP I rather like it
5/5

[the-caitiff]

Everytime I try to write more of that it just feels like repeating the same joke.
Ok, scary talking cat who wants to rule the world... Great jooke on muggles, less likely to work on any wizard with a brain.

[nonjon]

I remember this from... I think the Potter's Place yahoo group. Or somewhere like that. Definitely funny and cracked me up. But it is just sort of one hilarious idea, with the meat of only a drabble. Not so much a story you can judge, discuss, or really expound on. I could see it adding a hilarious touch to a different story, but agreed in that there's not enough here to really compare to other fics or even claim there's a plot.

Call it a drabble and it gets at least a 4/5. Maybe 5.

[Xiph0]

-look's at the threads rating-

Added to the C2.

Edit:

If you cut out every last mention of the Twins(And "Old Man") it'd be vastly better. As is, the letter is just flippin' filled with cliche's that I'm almost 100% sure are listed in the Cliche rant thread:

we thought we'd take advantage of him dropping the mail wards for your birthday to help you out.

It will remove the tracking charms from your wand and let you do magic without getting caught.

That one's kind of needed, you need him to be free of the trackers, but why not just simply not have them at all? Chalk it up to his paranoia or some such.

Our sources tell us that Dung will be outside tonight

Letter: Ugh.
Actual body of the story below: Pretty funny.

[Dark Lord Rostam]

That was not funny at all. I only smiled a little, and that was only at the "Bitch, make me some pancakes," other than one line, not at all.

2/5.

[PsyckoSama]

5 out of 5

fuckin' funny...

[Bratling]

I've recced this vignette several times. IMHO, it's one of the oft-ignored funny one-shots. :) It's my favorite short, and a classic! 5/5

[Alec_potter]

I somehow didn't find it as interesting as people here made it out...still 3/5..

[Goddessa39]

Skipping over the wrongness of mailwards on a heroic minor and all that crap... I loved it! 5/5 oneshot.

[Grubdubdub]

I somehow didn't find it as interesting as people here made it out...still 3/5..

Well... it is two years old...

[Renzhoulawyers]

This is... lame. 2/5 for the idea i guess...

[Illution]

I was amused. It's just a a fun skit that could have been put into any story with the twins.