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06-27-2006, 12:00 PM
Title: Dinner Time
Author: Dark Syaoran
Rating: M
Pairings: Harry/Axe(If you squint)
Published: June 27, 2006 (DLP)
Words: 7,322
Category: General/Horror
Suggested DLP Category: I'd say the Psycho Section, but we don't have one. I'll have to go with Dark Arts.
Summary: Just a simple day in the life of Harry James Potter. That is, until around seven. [One Shot]

Link: FanFiction.Net (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3011090/1/)

Link: DLP.Net (http://forums.darklordpotter.net/showthread.php?t=2443)

Link: FicWad.Com (http://www.ficwad.com/viewstory.php?sid=19269)

Link: PatronusCharm.Net (http://www.patronuscharm.net/s/34/1/)

I'm bored so I decided to add this to the library. It was already in the 'Work by Author' section but stories have a habbit of getting lost in there. So, yeah, enjoy.

The author posts on this forum.

Imo, well written, amusing, and original.

Threads merged and post edited.


Checked by Minion, Nov. 25, 2012

06-27-2006, 12:01 PM
Heh... bend over and close your eyes...

Naga's Shadow
06-27-2006, 12:02 PM
You forgot to add a link. When you do I guess i'll check it out.
Edit: It was intersting in a spooky disturbing way. Well writen though.

06-27-2006, 12:15 PM

06-27-2006, 02:20 PM
It was bloody great! Best one-shot i have read in months!

Litha Riddle
06-27-2006, 02:42 PM
I really, really liked this story.

I'm just glad it was cottage pie rather than shepherds pie, 'cause I always joke about 'made from real shepherds'.

I'm also hoping Dark Syaoran will write more cannibal Harry.


06-27-2006, 03:56 PM
Perhaps continuing the story and making it more than just a one-shot?
Showing the reaction of the Order in the disappearance of Tonks and the Dursley?
What will Harry do in the aftermath?

06-27-2006, 04:56 PM
My apologies, forgot link.

oh well, i meant to post the fanfiction one, but the DLP forum one is above.

06-27-2006, 05:36 PM
Haha, hilarious stuff man.

Very funny read, despite being somewhat...negative in regards to Harry's mood.

06-28-2006, 04:05 AM
A really great, morbid and funny read!

One of the best Insane!Harry fics I've ever read. I hope there will be a sequel or maybe a collection of oneshots. This also has the potential for a nice multi-chaptered fic!

10-22-2006, 08:00 AM
Personally, I'd label it a humour fic, but then I'm just wierd that way. Great story, need much more out like it.

10-22-2006, 10:43 AM
Oh yes, psycho definetly psycho....
Good read, 5/5!

Almoast gives me some... Interesting.... Ideas...

10-22-2006, 10:57 AM
Whoa...this hasnt entered our library yet? I vote that we make a sick and psycho section just for this fic and Vash's fics.

10-22-2006, 12:47 PM
No, the category title is "Deviant" it covers crazy, perverse, insane, and psychopathic Harry. But not the "fluffy bunny" crazy or insane that I write, the genuinely disturbed ones.


10-22-2006, 04:05 PM
I Love IT. Move it now. Make a new category the Psycho Section. We need one.

Tinn Tam
10-22-2006, 04:12 PM
The story was very, very good in my opinion. There's just one thing... Parts of your descriptions of Harry sounded a bit awkward, especially since you're writing in first person. Such as:

Leaping gracefully to my feet,
Maybe that's just me, but I found it weird that Harry would use the word "gracefully" to describe his own moves.


I sung loudly, cheerfully, an insane glint in my emerald green eyes as I struck again with the axe
I'm going to say something stupid, but... how could he know he had an insane glint in his eyes? He can't see his own face, can he?
Calming my features remarkably fast, my face that had been contorted in rage a few seconds before is now blank; the only evidence of my anger is in my eyes which were clouded with anger and hate.
Same problem here.

I know I'm picking at details, and I'm sorry for that :). It's just that it made me raise an eyebrow while reading the fic, and I thought I'd let you know.

10-22-2006, 04:34 PM
Great, brilliant in fact. really good read. move it to the libary anytime. 5/5

10-22-2006, 04:44 PM
I have an odd craving for red meat now.....

Definitely worth reading a second time. 5/5!

10-22-2006, 07:15 PM
freeeaky... but its good! 5/5

Dark Syaoran
10-22-2006, 07:39 PM
Tinn Tam: And that's probably why I don't write in first person all the time. It was my first go at it and I knew there would be mistakes. Thanks for pointing them out.

I may change those scenes in the future... I dont like mistakes.

01-29-2008, 07:42 AM
... remind me to never be in a room alone with you. ever.

01-30-2008, 01:07 AM
Honestly, this made me cringe in all the right ways. Not to spoil anything for others, but I was inexplicably excited when Harry had his final meal at the Dursleys. Tasty.

I can't give you lower than a 5/5

01-30-2008, 01:40 AM
My...this was fantastic. I'm not lying when I say that I was grinning the whole time I read this fic; it was just that good. Nicely paced, unorthodox methods, thorough and with reason for everything...

Without a doubt, this is deserves a 5/5

02-01-2008, 06:18 PM
I like Harry's internal monologue, which happens to encompass the entire oneshot, which means I like the story, though I was hoping Tonks would be spared so she could be speared.

Harry holding up Dudley's head was priceless. It made think of that episode of South Park, Scott Tederman must Die.


05-26-2008, 06:43 PM
That was really an awesome oneshot!
It is very well written and creative to boot^^


05-28-2008, 03:43 PM
I left off rating this so i wouldn't be necro'ing. Excellent Syaoran.

@Envy: Necro'ing pisses most of the Library oriented DLP'ers off (like myself). Do yourself a favor and cut it the fuck out.

01-24-2009, 12:14 AM
I loathe first-person. Hate hate hate it.

But I mostly like this. Creepy as hell, well done, and I like that he ate a bit of Dudders on the way out! 4.5/5

Edit: I'm sorry--didn't put two and two together and therefore necro'ed. Please don't hurt me.

01-24-2009, 11:43 AM
he he he ho ho ho ha ha ha, ahh that fic is a thing of beauty.

I'm not a fan of your last line though, I felt that there had to be a final statement, but it just didn't seem to quite fit with the previous sentences, maybe it was the first person I'm not sure.

Nonetheless anything that makes me cackle that hard has to be 5/5

01-31-2009, 12:30 PM
I read this way back in the day, and did it again a few days ago.

Undoubtably my favorite psycho Harry story. Short, to the point, and with a clever ditty at the end.


02-01-2009, 03:19 AM
First time reading this and I loved it. I haven't seen the Dursley's killed this way before. Psycho!Harry FTW. 5/5

Dinner is served!, bitch.

04-02-2009, 01:56 PM
I have to say, this is my favorite one shot in the library. 5/5.

11-24-2009, 09:57 AM
That was morbid but awesome at the same time. I just wish the story would continue so we could see the reactions of the Order, seeing that Harry had become a psychopathic cannibal.

I really had thought he would have killed Dudley's friends as well, seeing that you even described two unknown girls.


Insane Harry ftw

Crazy Demon
02-23-2010, 09:37 PM
Haha, my stomach actually flipped when I read the final dinner scene. Great oneshot!