How the Voldemort Stole Christmas by LeRob - M - One Shot

[Rob]

Title: How the Voldemort Stole Christmas
Author: LeRob
Rating: M (graphic violence, albeit comically graphic)
Genre: Humor/Crossover
DLP Category: Humour
Pairing: None.
Status: Complete.
Summary: You're a mean one, Mr. Riddle.
Link: http://forums.darklordpotter.net/showthread.php?p=88016 - DLP | Works by Author

[Jon]

5/5 No doubt.

[Taure]

I disagree Jon...

I'd say 6/5 at least.

Best. Poem. Ever.

[MrINBN]

Heh. It's a good oneshot, no doubt about it. 5/5

[Darius]

5/5, this is awesome. Orgasmicly so.

[DarthBill]

Very nice. The rhymes are just as good as Seuss's, but with all real words!

5/5

[the-caitiff]

6/5! You got that extra 1 for killing Ginny with a bat.

[Randeemy]

That was brilliant! Frame it...

[Swimdraconian]

You've just kicked Seuss out of the house with that one.

5/5!

[deathtehfluffybunny]

That was fantastic. I was laughing the whole time.
5/5

[Nexus]

No doubts about .
Straight to the

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[Kari Morgana Black]

Hilarious. 5/5

[Duke of Rothwood]

An excellent fic, you did a good job of making it fit with Suess's version

And like others have said, killing Ginny with a bat is great as well

[Shuujaku]

Mad props to you, Rob.

5/5

[Vash]

10/5

For the Uber Fucking Win. This is just FULL of awesome.

[DemonDream]

Absolutely incredible. 5 out of fucking 5, are you going to make more?

[Lord Ravenclaw]

Orgasmic, seriously.

[Potterfreak52390]

Damn.... That was good. 5/5 and I take my hat off to you.

[Kiklo]

Rob...you got talent, and you made my day. ^_^ 5/5

[Nullify]

Definite win. 5/5. ^_^

[Cervus]

I think Raven might need to clean his monitor...

Fantastic work, Rob. I really enjoyed it.

[HomicidalPsychoJungleCat]

Really awesome and full of win 5/5

[TheIllusiveOne]

Enjoyable and a good idea. Flow and syllables are off though, and don't line up well as far as the rhyming goes, which takes away from it considering how good the Grinch was. 4/5, IMO. Good work.

[Rob]

Enjoyable and a good idea. Flow and syllables are off though, and don't line up well as far as the rhyming goes, which takes away from it considering how good the Grinch was. 4/5, IMO. Good work.

I've matched the Grinch syllable-for-syllable, so I challenge this.

[BioPlague]

I've matched the Grinch syllable-for-syllable, so I challenge this.

Stressed and unstressed, though?

[Rob]

Stressed and unstressed, though?

Mmm, good point. No, it's kind of impossible to match the stressed and unstressed, but I've attempted where possible to change the stress in the matching couplets and such.

[BioPlague]

It makes quite a difference.

It's easy to pick up once you train yourself, though; that's the amazing thing about Shakespeare - Iambic Pentameter throughout each sonnet.

Don't worry about it though. I think grading on something that trivial is a bit silly (no offence, TIO). The poem is filled with too much ownage for anything that minor to negate a 5/5 rating :D.

[huntedorange]

Brilliant. Very well done and written with expertise i wish i had, looking forward to more work from you rob, keep it up. 5/5

[Eleanor]

Awesome! 5/5 for sure!

[The Heir]

Cheers! Five out of five for that! And the ending was bloody perfect!

[thisperson]

Wow...I'm still gaping at the screen so give me a moment...............
WOW! That was excellent, I'm not exactly a great English student so I have no idea what the people above me are trying to say.
It seemed perfet to me though.
5/5
Loved the way you killed Ginny........Voldemort's line was superb...'That'll never happen' (so true, lol)....story is so full of win.
If it was orgasmic then I'm still feeling the waves of ecstacy crash onto me............looking forward to reading any other works from you.

[Merkitten]

XD

That had so much win in it I think my brain melted a little.
11 outta bloody 5.

You freaking rock.