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08-16-2007, 07:32 PM
I don't know if this should be here or in the Video game etc section. If it's not in the right place then just move it.

Moving on I also don't know if any of you have seen these before but I found them completely hilarious, so without further adieu I give you Yahtzee and his reviews.

Fable: The Lost Chapters (Fullyramblomatic review) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYQLR7dE5k4)

The Darkness Demo (Fullyramblomatic review) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWS9_nrKOPA&mode=related&search=)

"Commercial" for his first "official" episode. (http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/)

Zero Punctuation: Heavenly Sword and Other Stuff (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1350-Zero-Punctuation-Heavenly-Sword-and-Other-Stuff)

08-16-2007, 07:49 PM

This guys pretty good. Very funny, while managing to construct some decent points about the game.

08-16-2007, 08:00 PM
I just pre-ordered Heavenly Sword, too. Damn it! Then again, if it's anything like God of War, even if it's a bit of a remake, I'll be all for it as Kratos was one bad ass dude with his chain/sword things.

On another note, this dude was grade-A hilarious. I don't know why, but the rushed, condecending British voice just kept me laughing the entire time.

08-22-2007, 09:53 PM
OK there is a new one out in which he reviews Psychonauts. (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1368-Zero-Punctuation-Psychonauts) Great one again and the idea of lighting squirrels on fire is intriguing enough that I may look more into this game and possibly buy it.

03-29-2008, 12:17 AM
I'm guessing 6+ months is a safe amount of time passed for a double post. But since it's been so long a lot more of these have come out featuring reviews over several games that are well liked around here.

So for the benefit of all those who missed my original posting way back when and haven't found it since here is the updated Yahtzee list.

These are oldest to newest if anyone cares.

Console Rundown (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1383-Zero-Punctuation-Console-Rundown)
Bioshock (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1394-Zero-Punctuation-BioShock)
Tomb Raider Anniversary (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1490-Zero-Punctuation-Tomb-Raider-Anniversary)
Manhunt (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2048-Zero-Punctuation-Manhunt)
Peggle (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2280-Zero-Punctuation-Peggle)
Halo 3 (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2304-Zero-Punctuation-Halo-3)
Tabula Rasa (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2326-Zero-Punctuation-Tabula-Rasa)
The Orange Box (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2541-Zero-Punctuation-The-Orange-Box)
Super Paper Mario (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2563-Zero-Punctuation-Super-Paper-Mario)
MOH Airborne (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2582-Zero-Punctuation-MOH-Airborne)
Zelda Phantom Hourglass (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2608-Zero-Punctuation-Zelda-Phantom-Hourglass)
Clive Barker's Jericho (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2633-Zero-Punctuation-Clive-Barker-s-Jericho)
Yahtzee Visits Valve, a Travelogue (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2655-Yahtzee-Visits-Valve-a-Travelogue) Not a video but a funny dairy of his visit to the states.
FEAR Perseus Mandate (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2675-Zero-Punctuation-F-E-A-R-Perseus-Mandate)
Assassin's Creed (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2694-Zero-Punctuation-Assassin-s-Creed)
Guitar Hero III (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2716-Zero-Punctuation-Guitar-Hero-III)
Mass Effect (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2738-Zero-Punctuation-Mass-Effect)
Super Mario Galaxy (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2768-Zero-Punctuation-Super-Mario-Galaxy)
Silent Hill Origins (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2791-Zero-Punctuation-Silent-Hill-Origins)
Crysis (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2808-Zero-Punctuation-Crysis)
The Witcher (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2831-Zero-Punctuation-The-Witcher)
Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2883-Zero-Punctuation-Resident-Evil-Umbrella-Chronicles)
Call of Duty 4 (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2901-Zero-Punctuation-Call-of-Duty-4)
Sim City Societies (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2928-Zero-Punctuation-Sim-City-Societies)
Yahtzee Goes to GDC (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2949-Zero-Punctuation-Yahtzee-Goes-to-GDC)
Uncharted: Drake's Fortune (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2980-Zero-Punctuation-Uncharted-Drake-s-Fortune)
Devil May Cry 4 (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/3001-Zero-Punctuation-Devil-May-Cry-4)
Burnout Paradise (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/3016-Zero-Punctuation-Burnout-Paradise)
Turok (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/3040-Zero-Punctuation-Turok)
Zack & Wiki (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/3059-Zero-Punctuation-Zack-Wiki)

My favorites are Guitar Hero III, Crysis, and Zack & Wiki. My most disliked is the Yahtzee Goes to GDC not only did it suck but it was censored.

I really need to pick up Uncharted looks great I have no idea why I don't have it yet...

03-29-2008, 12:21 AM
Wednesday = Yahtzee day.

I thought everyone knew that?

03-29-2008, 01:01 AM
Guy playing game while wearing a sweet hat = Win

03-29-2008, 02:52 AM
Total lulz... He has some good points about the U.S. war-fever though

03-29-2008, 03:03 PM
The most awesome game reviewsz in existence.

Really, they are. :D

12-17-2008, 06:47 PM
"You're... one of the girlfriends?"


Dark Belra
12-17-2008, 06:55 PM
"You're... one of the girlfriends?"


I saw this earlier and it was decent except Yahtzee needs to cheer up and stop looking at the camera so much. It's... weird.

And they need to use a bigger variaty of sketches. Although, the Duke Nukem ones were great.

12-17-2008, 07:02 PM
He is so close to reviewing the Prince of Persia game. Matt mentioned it, Yahtzee sort of rolled his eyes... Today we got Sonic Unleashed instead.

Australian bastard.

Dark Belra
12-17-2008, 07:08 PM
He is so close to reviewing the Prince of Persia game. Matt mentioned it, Yahtzee sort of rolled his eyes... Today we got Sonic Unleashed instead.

Australian bastard.

I personally wanna' see him review GoW2.

And is it me or is Yahtzee awkward in that?

05-31-2009, 03:23 PM
He reviewed Duke Nukem Forever.

I also stumbled upon this non-video-review by Yahtzee, a chilling account of strange entities inhabiting a gated community that, on its surface, is idyllic, but shields Lovecraftian horrors.