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The "awesomely bad" HP fanfics thread v2.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Midknight, Dec 31, 2005.

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  1. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    When a thread gets over 20 pages we usually lock it and rebirth it. Here's your spot to rip the most horrid of the horrid apart.

    I'd like to give awards to several of the previous authors in the the other thread, among them stained-future, and anyone with a MPREG fic.

    Old thread found here.
     
  2. DaytonDeusBlack

    DaytonDeusBlack Seventh Year

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    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    save you self the trouble and just rip it for everybad thing you can think off.
     
  4. Lord Osiris

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    WTF i cant be bothered quoteing anymore of this fuckin trash! i wouldn't even wipe my ass with this shit! now there's some bad stories out there but when you steal ideas from Demon God of Chaos and then go on to say that the mudblood is the hottest hogwarts chic you just gotta go and top yourself up on some alcohol then blow your head off!

    This is a crap fic!

    GO STAINED FUTURE :wall:
     
  5. DaytonDeusBlack

    DaytonDeusBlack Seventh Year

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    Yay! I think I'll try to earn a reputation for bringing in the worst fics in the 'awesomely bad fanfics thread!' :D
     
  6. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    That author is a fucking idiot for the constant notes in the text.'


    ROFL! I bet she is a very pretty man!
     
  7. Lord Osiris

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  8. DaytonDeusBlack

    DaytonDeusBlack Seventh Year

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    OMFG! That is the worst piece of garbage ever!

    Check this out,http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2714102/1/

    Summary-Harry can feel the changes between himself and Draco almost instantly. Then, all of a sudden, Harry and Draco both start feeling an attraction to one another that neither can deny...and it lands them in the Hospital Wing. What's going on? SLASH, MPREG.

    I stopped there. I dare anyone to read that.
     
  9. Lord Osiris

    Lord Osiris Auror

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    ROFL hahah i took your dare mate and fuck that! i swear to the God's that someone should ban all these little fuckers writing MPREG truely desturbing...good choice Dayton!
     
  10. DaytonDeusBlack

    DaytonDeusBlack Seventh Year

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    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2665263/1/

    This one is also MPREG. It's called Walk Away and I Stumble by Phoebe Halliwell. Harry/Snape. Apparently this story is dedicated to the author's sister.

    Osiris you read that?! After reading the summary? You truly are a brave man......
     
  11. Miss Selarne

    Miss Selarne Sixth Year

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    Or he's insane. I'm going for that one.

    Love's Philosophy by UK All The Way

    Harry is alone and pregnant. He's depressed and not taking care of himself or his baby. Why is he so determined to deal with his pain alone? DracoHarry, Mpreg, cutting, cursing, abuse, ect...
     
  12. DaytonDeusBlack

    DaytonDeusBlack Seventh Year

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    He's male and he's pregnant at 15. Watta fic...... :shock:
     
  13. Xiph0

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    Cutting? Mpreg? Haco:)lol: ) ?

    Oh no... no no no no...not going there... Uh Uh... nope... *gets the hell out of this thread *
     
  14. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    ... im sooo very tempted ot delete this topic and ban all of you for promoting the spread of internet polution upon our wonderous site...
     
  15. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    *hands Vash Harry/Severus/Buckbeak fic*

    *Watches as his eyes boil out*

    You know when Gio or Charlie are being disgusting lil twats, they're doing it FOR the gross out factor (I hope). Seeing so many really screwed stories where the author is seriously taking it.. er... seriously, and is really into the story, it just makes me loose faith in humanity. MPreg Harry/Draco/Severus with Ron/Neville Hr/G, Fred/George, etc. How the hell can they write this shit and take it seriously?
     
  16. Dark Syaoran

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    Because they live in another world where Horse's ride us and hamburgers eat us.
     
  17. Miss Selarne

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    Don't forget dogs walk the humans. That'd be scary. I just ate a burger for lunch. Good thing burgers don't really eat people. So I feel sorry for those authors. No more burgers.
     
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    Oooh, that one is creative. Unfortunately, it isn't a story, so no more follow ups with a link set to Harry/Draco or Harry/Ginny or something.
     
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