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The Mysterious Nobody
02-11-2008, 02:27 PM
TO CREATE A SENTENCE, FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS:

Choose the month you were born in:

January: I danced with;
February: I loved;
March: I slept with;
April: I masturbated thinking of;
May: I kicked the shit out of;
June: I wanted to marry;
July: I sang to;
August: I had a romantic, candlelight dinner with ;
September: I jumped like a mad beast over;
October: I flashed my privates to;
November: I shouted at;
December: I escaped running from.

Pick up the day you were born:

1: A clip;
2: A hairy monster with a single brow;
3: A stolen mobile phone;
4: A pot filled to the brim;
5: A Gangsta';
6: A Japanese chick;
7: An old Lecher;
8: Your father;
9: My best friend's boyfriend;
10: A Squirrel;
11: An mp3 player;
12: A Cucumber;
13: George W. Bush;
14: A plush toy;
15: A Seagull;
16: A letuce;
17: Your mother;
18: Hilary Clinton;
19: A giant mushroom;
20: A sweaty, dirty sock;
21: A goldfish;
22: A baby;
23: A fireman;
24: My 'hawt' neighbor;
25: A baseball bat;
26: A trash bin;
27: A full, used condom;
28: My most hated teacher:
29: A permanent marker;
30: The Kama-Sutra;
31: A Tree in a park.

Pick up the color of your shirt:

White: 'cause I'm retarded;
Black: 'cause I love him/her/it so much;
Maroon: 'cause he/she/it had just broken up with your cat;
Shirtless: 'cause my nipples were stiff;
Pink: 'cause I was late to the 'American Idol' casting;
Red: 'cause a voice told me to;
Blue: 'cause I'm sexy and I do whatever I want;
Green: 'cause I wanted to forget those wonderful times with your dog;
Purple: 'cause your odor made me do it;
Grey: 'cause I'm Gay;
Yellow: 'cause someone told me to do it in exchange for sex;
Orange: 'cause I mistook him/her/it for a T-Rex;
Others: 'Cause that's how I am

Mine: I Kicked the shit out of a hairy monster with a single brow 'cause a voice told me to.


EDIT: Shit happens. I messed up with a translation in the tiltle, now the shit is all wrong. Don't mind it though.

Don E. Delivery
02-11-2008, 02:29 PM
I masterbated thinking of a Seagull 'cause my nipples were stiff.

No, seriously.

CGB
02-11-2008, 02:51 PM
I slept with The Kama-Sutra 'cause I'm sexy and I do whatever I want

Nullify
02-11-2008, 03:08 PM
I kicked the shit out of a trash bin 'cause someone told me to do it in exchange for sex. :)

Nice to know.

Banner
02-11-2008, 03:30 PM
I'm retarded, but I know how to use a cucumber on my bare privates.

(And what else do I really NEED to know?)


I flashed my privates to;
A cucumber:
'Cause I'm retarded

Dark Lord Rostam
02-11-2008, 03:42 PM
I masturbated thinking of a permanent marker 'cause my nipples were stiff.

Aekiel
02-11-2008, 03:44 PM
I kicked the shit out of a cucumber 'cause he/she/it had just broken up with your cat.

Ok then...

Mechanicalchrist
02-11-2008, 03:47 PM
I danced with a fireman 'cause I'm gay.

I don't like this game ;_;

Samuel Black
02-11-2008, 03:47 PM
I wanted to marry a hairy monster with a single brow 'cause I wanted to forget those wonderful times with your dog.

Oh, god dammit.

Methene
02-11-2008, 03:54 PM
I flashed my privates to George W. Bush 'cause your odor made me do it.

Rather senseless...

Bukay
02-11-2008, 04:17 PM
I sang to George W. Bush 'cause I love him/her/it so much

right....

Blaise
02-11-2008, 04:25 PM
I slept with a plush toy 'cause I love him so much.
...
....
.....Pure, unadulterated, Truth.

Solomon
02-11-2008, 04:28 PM
I wanted to marrry The Kama-Sutra 'cause I'm sexy and I do whatever I want.

Ryuugi Shi
02-11-2008, 05:01 PM
I masturbated thinking of Hilary Clinton 'cause I'm sexy and I do whatever I want.

Banner
02-11-2008, 05:02 PM
I masturbated thinking of Hilary Clinton 'cause I'm sexy and I do whatever I want.

THAT's twisted.
You pervert.

Darius
02-11-2008, 06:00 PM
I slept with The Kama-Sutra 'cause I'm sexy and I do whatever I want

This ^^

Creepy D:

Lyndon Eye
02-11-2008, 06:03 PM
I jumped like a mad beast over a full, used condom 'cause I wanted to forget those wonderful times with your dog.

...

...

Interesting.

Oz
02-11-2008, 06:04 PM
I jumped like a mad beast over a full, used condom, cause I mistook it for a T-Rex.
Werd.
EDIT: Me and Lyndon have the same Birthday. What are the odds?

Lyndon Eye
02-11-2008, 06:06 PM
I jumped like a mad beast over a full, used condom, cause I mistook it for a T-Rex.
Werd.


*Gasp*

We have the same birthday! :eek:

Oz
02-11-2008, 06:07 PM
*Gasp*

We have the same birthday! :eek:
We share our birthday with Meat Loaf and Avril Lavigne as well. Life's great ain't it?

Darius
02-11-2008, 08:56 PM
I jumped like a mad beast over a full, used condom, cause I mistook it for a T-Rex.
Werd.
EDIT: Me and Lyndon have the same Birthday. What are the odds?

Slightly better then me and CGD sharing a birthday and both wearing.

BLUE Shirts

Voldemort
03-03-2008, 02:49 AM
I sang to a clip cause someone told me to in exchange for sex. Alright then.

JCCS
03-03-2008, 05:27 AM
I loved my most hated teacher because I'm sexy and I do what I want?

Or 'cause I'm retarded, my shirt is white/blue striped.

Jon
03-03-2008, 05:47 AM
I escaped running from a stolen mobile phone 'cause I mistook it for a T-Rex

Marie M
03-03-2008, 05:54 AM
I danced with a fireman 'cause I'm sexy and I do whatever I want. :P

Lol

Nobody
03-03-2008, 06:13 AM
I loved a lettuce 'cause I'm gay.

...

...

...

This game sucks. :(

Dwitty
03-03-2008, 06:17 AM
I masturbated thinking of a goldfish cause I love it so much

Well, I do like fish.

Xiph0
03-03-2008, 06:19 AM
No. Fuck you.

Edit: Meh, fine.

I escaped running from Hillary Clinton 'cause my nipples were stiff. :P

Testament
03-03-2008, 06:56 AM
I sang to the Kama-Sutra 'cause my nipples were stiff.


Damn shirtless DLPers, makes me want to sing again...

Kai Shek
03-03-2008, 11:28 AM
I sang to a goldfish cause I wanted to forget those wonderful times with your dog.

bestiality for the win?

Mercenary
03-09-2008, 05:21 AM
I slept with A hairy monster with a single brow 'cause I'm Gay.



Uh.... oookay...

kalantha
03-09-2008, 12:46 PM
I shouted at an old lecher 'cause I'm sexy and I do whatever I want.

Seratin
03-09-2008, 02:28 PM
I loved a gangsta 'cause someone told me to do it in exchange for sex.

Shade
03-09-2008, 03:26 PM
I had a romantic, candlelight dinner with A fireman cause I'm sexy and I do whatever I want

Aries the Dog
03-09-2008, 09:31 PM
I masturbated thinking of a Japanese chick 'cause I wanted to forget those wonderful times with your dog.

Japenese=Dog replacements?

Mage Ronin
03-09-2008, 10:58 PM
I jumped like a mad beast over a sweaty, dirty sock 'cause that's how I am...


wow, who knew a dinky, stinky sock would define my existence...

carvell
03-09-2008, 11:09 PM
I sang to A fireman cause I was late to the 'American Idol' casting.

Interesting.......

Jolersoer
03-10-2008, 12:14 AM
I jumped like a mad beast over Hillary Clinton 'cause I'm Gay...

Am I a woman or is Hillary Clinton a Man ?

Vengashii
03-10-2008, 12:26 AM
I flashed my privates to A hairy monster with a single brow, 'cause I'm Gay.



damn

Iztiak
03-10-2008, 05:10 AM
I masturbated thinking of my best friend's boyfriend 'cause I'm sexy and I do whatever I want

Riiight....

Dark Belra
03-10-2008, 05:23 AM
I slept with a goldfish 'cause I'm gay.

I don't like this game.

Eristaz
03-23-2008, 11:34 PM
I kicked the shit out of a seagull 'cause I love it so much.

Hmmm...interesting, I didn't know I liked that kind of thing....

Reyhkt
03-23-2008, 11:39 PM
I loved a plush toy 'cause I wanted to forget those wonderful times with your dog.

Oh my, I must have been one busy man last night...
Who would have figured I'm into bestiality.

zaminieinstein
03-24-2008, 03:54 AM
I flashed my privates to a goldfish cause I thought it was a T-Rex. Sweet.

Master-666
03-24-2008, 07:23 AM
I loved a baby cause I'm sexy and I do whatever I want


umm... loli to the extreme?

The Deadman
03-30-2008, 09:24 AM
I flashed my privates to A pot filled to the brim 'cause I love it so much.

...This is very wierd...

Skykes
03-30-2008, 12:20 PM
I beat the crap out of a permanent marker 'cause that's how I am.

Necrule Paen
03-30-2008, 05:41 PM
I loved your mom 'cause I'm sexy and I do whatever I want.

Good or bad depending on the mother.

eXcalite
03-30-2008, 06:17 PM
I shouted at a baby, cuz my nipples are stiff.

lulz

Alcibiades
03-31-2008, 02:58 AM
I slept with The Kama-Sutra 'cause I love it so much.

Lame. Now, if the Padma look alike had come out of it...

Lindow
04-01-2008, 07:59 PM
I jumped like a mad beast over a stolen mobile phone 'cause I'm retarded.

Thrawn Wannabe
04-05-2008, 09:06 PM
I masturbated thinking of a giant mushroom cause my nipples were stiff...

Phallic imagery.

Oz
04-05-2008, 09:10 PM
I keep thinking this thread has died, and then someone decides to prove me wrong. o_O
-shrugs- May as well do it again, I jumped like a mad beast over a full, used condom, cause I was late to the 'American Idol' casting.

Antivash
04-05-2008, 10:28 PM
I masturbated thinking of The Kama-Sutra 'cause I'm sexy and I do whatever I want.

Euroclydon
04-05-2008, 10:31 PM
I jumped like a Mad beast over a goldfish because I love him/her/it so much

......whoops

Inferi
04-06-2008, 04:12 AM
I had a romantic candlelight dinner with Hillary Clinton 'cause I'm gay.

hil dog must be slightly more mannish than previously thought

Mad Little Pixie
04-06-2008, 06:39 AM
I masturbated thinking of my most hated teacher cause I wanted to forget those wonderful times with your dog.

Bestiality seems to be a recurring thing here....

blackghost
04-06-2008, 02:37 PM
'I masturbated thinking of someone, said someone was a MP3 player, and I did it for sex from someone else aside from the MP3 player'

Wow, I am such a whore. :(


One must wonder how I can masturbate to that... is it like a robot fetish?

Faust
04-06-2008, 03:34 PM
I escaped running from A plush toy;'cause I love him/her/it so much
Vague!