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My pants fell off in the presence of an old lecher 'cause a voice told me to

Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by The Mysterious Nobody, Feb 11, 2008.

  1. The Mysterious Nobody

    The Mysterious Nobody Auror

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    TO CREATE A SENTENCE, FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS:

    Choose the month you were born in:

    January: I danced with;
    February: I loved;
    March: I slept with;
    April: I masturbated thinking of;
    May: I kicked the shit out of;
    June: I wanted to marry;
    July: I sang to;
    August: I had a romantic, candlelight dinner with ;
    September: I jumped like a mad beast over;
    October: I flashed my privates to;
    November: I shouted at;
    December: I escaped running from.

    Pick up the day you were born:

    1: A clip;
    2: A hairy monster with a single brow;
    3: A stolen mobile phone;
    4: A pot filled to the brim;
    5: A Gangsta';
    6: A Japanese chick;
    7: An old Lecher;
    8: Your father;
    9: My best friend's boyfriend;
    10: A Squirrel;
    11: An mp3 player;
    12: A Cucumber;
    13: George W. Bush;
    14: A plush toy;
    15: A Seagull;
    16: A letuce;
    17: Your mother;
    18: Hilary Clinton;
    19: A giant mushroom;
    20: A sweaty, dirty sock;
    21: A goldfish;
    22: A baby;
    23: A fireman;
    24: My 'hawt' neighbor;
    25: A baseball bat;
    26: A trash bin;
    27: A full, used condom;
    28: My most hated teacher:
    29: A permanent marker;
    30: The Kama-Sutra;
    31: A Tree in a park.

    Pick up the color of your shirt:

    White: 'cause I'm retarded;
    Black: 'cause I love him/her/it so much;
    Maroon: 'cause he/she/it had just broken up with your cat;
    Shirtless: 'cause my nipples were stiff;
    Pink: 'cause I was late to the 'American Idol' casting;
    Red: 'cause a voice told me to;
    Blue: 'cause I'm sexy and I do whatever I want;
    Green: 'cause I wanted to forget those wonderful times with your dog;
    Purple: 'cause your odor made me do it;
    Grey: 'cause I'm Gay;
    Yellow: 'cause someone told me to do it in exchange for sex;
    Orange: 'cause I mistook him/her/it for a T-Rex;
    Others: 'Cause that's how I am

    Mine: I Kicked the shit out of a hairy monster with a single brow 'cause a voice told me to.


    EDIT: Shit happens. I messed up with a translation in the tiltle, now the shit is all wrong. Don't mind it though.


     
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  2. Averis

    Averis Don of Delivery Prestige

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    I masterbated thinking of a Seagull 'cause my nipples were stiff.

    No, seriously.
     
  3. CGB

    CGB Auror

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    I slept with The Kama-Sutra 'cause I'm sexy and I do whatever I want
     
  4. Nullify

    Nullify Seventh Year

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    I kicked the shit out of a trash bin 'cause someone told me to do it in exchange for sex. :)

    Nice to know.
     
  5. Banner

    Banner Dark Lady

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    I'm retarded, but I know how to use a cucumber on my bare privates.

    (And what else do I really NEED to know?)


    I flashed my privates to;
    A cucumber:
    'Cause I'm retarded
     
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  6. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    In that thing you call a closet. Better watch out,
    I masturbated thinking of a permanent marker 'cause my nipples were stiff.
     
  7. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling Prestige DLP Supporter

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    I kicked the shit out of a cucumber 'cause he/she/it had just broken up with your cat.

    Ok then...
     
  8. Mechanicalchrist

    Mechanicalchrist Groundskeeper

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    I danced with a fireman 'cause I'm gay.

    I don't like this game ;_;
     
  9. Samuel Black

    Samuel Black Minister of Magic

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    I wanted to marry a hairy monster with a single brow 'cause I wanted to forget those wonderful times with your dog.

    Oh, god dammit.
     
  10. Methene

    Methene Auror

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    I flashed my privates to George W. Bush 'cause your odor made me do it.

    Rather senseless...
     
  11. Bukay

    Bukay Professor DLP Supporter

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    I sang to George W. Bush 'cause I love him/her/it so much

    right....
     
  12. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    I slept with a plush toy 'cause I love him so much.
    ...
    ....
    .....Pure, unadulterated, Truth.
     
  13. Solomon

    Solomon Heir

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    I wanted to marrry The Kama-Sutra 'cause I'm sexy and I do whatever I want.
     
  14. Ryuugi Shi

    Ryuugi Shi Jazz Hands!!!

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    I masturbated thinking of Hilary Clinton 'cause I'm sexy and I do whatever I want.
     
  15. Banner

    Banner Dark Lady

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    THAT's twisted.
    You pervert.
     
  16. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    This ^^

    Creepy D:
     
  17. Lyndon Eye

    Lyndon Eye Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    I jumped like a mad beast over a full, used condom 'cause I wanted to forget those wonderful times with your dog.

    ...

    ...

    Interesting.
     
  18. Oz

    Oz Heir to Hogwarts Moderator DLP Supporter

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    I jumped like a mad beast over a full, used condom, cause I mistook it for a T-Rex.
    Werd.
    EDIT: Me and Lyndon have the same Birthday. What are the odds?
     
  19. Lyndon Eye

    Lyndon Eye Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    *Gasp*

    We have the same birthday! :eek:
     
  20. Oz

    Oz Heir to Hogwarts Moderator DLP Supporter

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    We share our birthday with Meat Loaf and Avril Lavigne as well. Life's great ain't it?