Ariana Fan Club

Merrill II · 07-22-2007, 12:34 AM

Salvaging what good came from Deathly Hallows, Jon and I are starting the most Holy, Noble and Virtuous Ariana Fan Club (AFC for short).

Our mission is to make certain Ariana Dumbledore is celebrated for her contributions to Wizarding Society. Remember, without Ariana, Dumbledore and Grindelwald would've just killed everyone and took over.

Ariana parallels Harry in that regard - through dying, they've saved the world.

A tragic fate for the most important character in Deathly Hallows (Ariana, not Harry) but she would no doubt die again in a heartbeat for the world she so dearly loved.

Members can apply through PM or through this thread.

In order to join you must take the Sacred and Royal Oath of Ariana. Pledge the following (or make something witty, you can be original, like Jon or Jeram):

I do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragedy and life. I promise to take no tertiary character before thee and to never besmirch thy name. I shall remember it was you who herded us away from evil!Dumbledore and delivered us into a world without malevolent, Wizard Oppressors.

Keeper Jon has made a pledge-banner you can stick in your signature:

Jon · 07-22-2007, 12:37 AM

I Pledge to look upon Ariana's name with compassion and sadness, for her sacrifice saved the world J.K Rowling created. :')

Jeram · 07-22-2007, 12:40 AM

I pledge to destroy all that would oppose the majesty and purity of Ariana, who personally prevented your grandparents from getting enslaved in the Muggle mines.

-J

Rehio · 07-22-2007, 12:43 AM

I do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragedy and life. I promise to take no tertiary character before thee and to never besmirch thy name. I shall remember it was you who herded us away from evil!Dumbledore and delivered us into a world without malevolent, Wizard Oppressors.

QuaziJoe · 07-22-2007, 12:45 AM

I pledge to uphold the sanctity that is Ariana; to forever remain her loyal follower.

For she has done more for the world in her short life, than any other...

Quazi

Jon · 07-22-2007, 12:51 AM

V. 1.0

Dubrichius · 07-22-2007, 12:55 AM

I'd come up with something original, but I'm not in a very creative mood.

I do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragedy and life. I promise to take no tertiary character before thee and to never besmirch thy name. I shall remember it was you who herded us away from evil!Dumbledore and delivered us into a world without malevolent, Wizard Oppressors.

The-Hyphenated-One · 07-22-2007, 01:07 AM

In the name of Ariana, I swear to uphold justice and strike down evil manipulative fools. She is the true hero and a beacon of light in the darkness that was Deathly Hallows.

Virusgod · 07-22-2007, 01:25 AM

Your ideas intrique me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

I do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragedy and life. I promise to take no tertiary character before thee and to never besmirch thy name. I shall remember it was you who herded us away from evil!Dumbledore and delivered us into a world without malevolent, Wizard Oppressors.

Mr. Merriman · 07-22-2007, 01:29 AM

I do solemnly and sincerely swear to uphold and remember Ariana's noble sacrifice, to cherish the world which her actions have granted us, and to always mention her with reverence and the highest regard. May she rest in peace, always remembered as she who prevented Albus Dumbledore from being the Grand Overseer of the Hogwarts School of Racist Propaganda.

Spanks · 07-22-2007, 01:32 AM

Scouts honor....

I do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragedy and life. I promise to take no tertiary character before thee and to never besmirch thy name. I shall remember it was you who herded us away from evil!Dumbledore and delivered us into a world without malevolent, Wizard Oppressors and hope that there won't be too many Dumble/Grindy slash fics.

BartucTheBloody · 07-22-2007, 01:51 AM

I do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragedy and life. I promise to take no tertiary character before thee and to never besmirch thy name. I shall remember it was you who herded us away from evil!Dumbledore and delivered us into a world without malevolent, Wizard Oppressors.

I would do something original, but I thought that I, as one who is free from wizard oppression, should do the right thing and be lazy.

The Fine Balance · 07-22-2007, 02:11 AM

Wondering how long it'll take Harry to go back in time and show us some Ariana/Harry luv.

Banta · 07-22-2007, 02:28 AM

Not to long, hopefully.

I do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragedy and life. I promise to take no tertiary character before thee and to never besmirch thy name. I shall remember it was you who herded us away from evil!Dumbledore and delivered us into a world without malevolent, Wizard Oppressors.

Lorelei of the Sea · 07-22-2007, 03:13 AM

I do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragedy and life. I promise to take no tertiary character before thee and to never besmirch thy name. I shall remember it was you who herded us away from evil!Dumbledore and delivered us into a world without malevolent, Wizard Oppressors.

I also second EvilSpanker in hiding behind Ariana from the Grindelwald/Dumbledore slash- Grindeldore? Dumblewald?

Spacks · 07-22-2007, 05:31 AM

I do hereby swear to live my life by the code of written on Ariana's inner thighs.

To which I fap to nightly.

**Muttering Condolences** · 07-22-2007, 07:57 AM

A toast to Ariana, easily the sexiest of all the Dumbledores.

Krull · 07-22-2007, 02:13 PM

I pledge to uphold the Holy, Noble and most Virtuous name of the AFC and empty glocks in the skulls of busters who try to besmirch thy name.

Tehan · 07-22-2007, 02:33 PM

I do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragedy and life. I promise to take no tertiary character before thee and to never besmirch thy name. I shall remember it was you who herded us away from evil!Dumbledore and delivered us into a world without malevolent, Wizard Oppressors.

Here's to Ariana, and her innocent act of good that saved the world, and contrasts Merope's selfish act of stupidity that nearly doomed it.

thisperson · 07-22-2007, 02:40 PM

I do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragedy and life. I promise to take no tertiary character before thee and to never besmirch thy name. I shall remember it was you who herded us away from evil!Dumbledore and delivered us into a world without malevolent, Wizard Oppressors.

07-22-2007, 12:34 AM	#1
Merrill II The Fucking Court Jester BioPlague the Immoral Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: United States Age: 28 Posts: 2,381 DLP Supporter	Ariana Fan Club Salvaging what good came from Deathly Hallows, Jon and I are starting the most Holy, Noble and Virtuous Ariana Fan Club (AFC for short). Our mission is to make certain Ariana Dumbledore is celebrated for her contributions to Wizarding Society. Remember, without Ariana, Dumbledore and Grindelwald would've just killed everyone and took over. Ariana parallels Harry in that regard - through dying, they've saved the world. A tragic fate for the most important character in Deathly Hallows (Ariana, not Harry) but she would no doubt die again in a heartbeat for the world she so dearly loved. Members can apply through PM or through this thread. In order to join you must take the Sacred and Royal Oath of Ariana. Pledge the following (or make something witty, you can be original, like Jon or Jeram): I do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragedy and life. I promise to take no tertiary character before thee and to never besmirch thy name. I shall remember it was you who herded us away from evil!Dumbledore and delivered us into a world without malevolent, Wizard Oppressors. Keeper Jon has made a pledge-banner you can stick in your signature: __________________ The roofless tower on Glastonbury Tor is not much. At least to the Muggles. Beneath the enchantments, there stands a sanctuary holding the Holy Grail, an artifact capable of miracles. Every one hundred years, seven 'Masters' are chosen to compete for its blessing. HARRY POTTER and the WAR for the HOLY GRAIL (16,000 words as of 12/27/12) Part 1\| 1. Tragedy and Fate :: 2. The World is Tumbling Down :: 3. Burning Village (NEW) 4. Chasing a Knight :: 5. The Secret War :: 6. The Prince of Enchanters :: 7. The Summoning Last edited by Merrill II; 07-22-2007 at 12:52 AM.

07-22-2007, 12:37 AM	#2
Jon The Demon Mayor Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Australia Age: 23 Gender: Male Posts: 4,441 DLP Supporter	I Pledge to look upon Ariana's name with compassion and sadness, for her sacrifice saved the world J.K Rowling created. :') __________________ FFN Profile \|\| Patronus

07-22-2007, 12:40 AM	#3
Jeram Headmaster Elder of Zion Join Date: Jun 2006 Gender: Male Posts: 1,039 DLP Supporter	I pledge to destroy all that would oppose the majesty and purity of Ariana, who personally prevented your grandparents from getting enslaved in the Muggle mines. -J __________________ * * * * * * * * * * * "Hey, didn't you jump in front of an Avada Kedavra?" Harry accused Slughorn, trying desperately to ignore what Katie was doing to his toes. - The Pile-On He was no longer Neville, the shy Gryffindor. Now he was the great Ovinomancer, Neville the Sheep Lord. - Food for Thought Profile: PC.net \| FF.net \| FW

07-22-2007, 12:51 AM	#6
Jon The Demon Mayor Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Australia Age: 23 Gender: Male Posts: 4,441 DLP Supporter	V. 1.0 __________________ FFN Profile \|\| Patronus

07-22-2007, 12:55 AM	#7
Dubrichius Professor Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: The Valliant Age: 26 Gender: Male Posts: 319	I'd come up with something original, but I'm not in a very creative mood. I do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragedy and life. I promise to take no tertiary character before thee and to never besmirch thy name. I shall remember it was you who herded us away from evil!Dumbledore and delivered us into a world without malevolent, Wizard Oppressors. __________________ ^Props to Vash for creating this

07-22-2007, 12:43 AM	#4
Rehio Denarii Host Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: New Mexico Age: 23 Gender: Male Posts: 1,309 DLP Supporter	I do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragedy and life. I promise to take no tertiary character before thee and to never besmirch thy name. I shall remember it was you who herded us away from evil!Dumbledore and delivered us into a world without malevolent, Wizard Oppressors.

07-22-2007, 01:07 AM	#8
The-Hyphenated-One Dark Lord Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Seattle Age: 24 Gender: Male Posts: 1,191 DLP Supporter	In the name of Ariana, I swear to uphold justice and strike down evil manipulative fools. She is the true hero and a beacon of light in the darkness that was Deathly Hallows. __________________ 4 8 15 16 23 42 Harry Dresden-Wizard When an Underscore just won't cut it

07-22-2007, 01:25 AM	#9
Virusgod Squib Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toronto Gender: Male Posts: 26	Your ideas intrique me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. I do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragedy and life. I promise to take no tertiary character before thee and to never besmirch thy name. I shall remember it was you who herded us away from evil!Dumbledore and delivered us into a world without malevolent, Wizard Oppressors. __________________ “You've nowhere to hide, nowhere to run. Your village will burn like the heart of the sun! With infinite glee...it's going to be me...that slaughters the world."

07-22-2007, 01:29 AM	#10
Mr. Merriman Fifth Year Join Date: Jun 2006 Gender: Male Posts: 178	I do solemnly and sincerely swear to uphold and remember Ariana's noble sacrifice, to cherish the world which her actions have granted us, and to always mention her with reverence and the highest regard. May she rest in peace, always remembered as she who prevented Albus Dumbledore from being the Grand Overseer of the Hogwarts School of Racist Propaganda. __________________ "In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears looms but the horror of the shade. And yet the menace of the years, finds, and shall find me unafraid." -from Invictus, by William Ernest Henley

07-22-2007, 01:32 AM	#11
Spanks Headmaster Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: New Jersey Age: 26 Gender: Male Posts: 903	Scouts honor.... I do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragedy and life. I promise to take no tertiary character before thee and to never besmirch thy name. I shall remember it was you who herded us away from evil!Dumbledore and delivered us into a world without malevolent, Wizard Oppressors and hope that there won't be too many Dumble/Grindy slash fics. Last edited by Spanks; 07-22-2007 at 01:39 AM.

07-22-2007, 01:51 AM	#12
BartucTheBloody Second Year Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: USA Age: 23 Gender: Male Posts: 104	I do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragedy and life. I promise to take no tertiary character before thee and to never besmirch thy name. I shall remember it was you who herded us away from evil!Dumbledore and delivered us into a world without malevolent, Wizard Oppressors. I would do something original, but I thought that I, as one who is free from wizard oppression, should do the right thing and be lazy. __________________

07-22-2007, 02:28 AM	#14
Banta Headmaster Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Oregon Age: 25 Gender: Male Posts: 864	Not to long, hopefully. I do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragedy and life. I promise to take no tertiary character before thee and to never besmirch thy name. I shall remember it was you who herded us away from evil!Dumbledore and delivered us into a world without malevolent, Wizard Oppressors. __________________

07-22-2007, 03:13 AM	#15
Lorelei of the Sea Unspeakable Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southern California Gender: Female Posts: 753	I do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragedy and life. I promise to take no tertiary character before thee and to never besmirch thy name. I shall remember it was you who herded us away from evil!Dumbledore and delivered us into a world without malevolent, Wizard Oppressors. I also second EvilSpanker in hiding behind Ariana from the Grindelwald/Dumbledore slash- Grindeldore? Dumblewald? __________________ Sig by Cathal "God is a concept by which we measure pain." ~John Lennon Last edited by Lorelei of the Sea; 07-22-2007 at 04:23 AM.

07-22-2007, 05:31 AM	#16
Spacks Order Member Porn King Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Age: 24 Gender: Male Posts: 664 DLP Supporter	I do hereby swear to live my life by the code of written on Ariana's inner thighs. To which I fap to nightly. __________________ "I hate you," she sobbed, dropping to your knees. "Don't take it personally," I said, pulling down my sweat pants. "It's just business." R.I.P Sal

07-22-2007, 07:57 AM	#17
Muttering Condolences Card Captored and buttsecksed Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 700	A toast to Ariana, easily the sexiest of all the Dumbledores.

07-22-2007, 02:13 PM	#18
Krull Seventh Year Join Date: Aug 2006 Age: 23 Gender: Male Posts: 271	I pledge to uphold the Holy, Noble and most Virtuous name of the AFC and empty glocks in the skulls of busters who try to besmirch thy name. __________________

07-22-2007, 02:33 PM	#19
Tehan Avatar of Khorne Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,531 DLP Supporter	I do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragedy and life. I promise to take no tertiary character before thee and to never besmirch thy name. I shall remember it was you who herded us away from evil!Dumbledore and delivered us into a world without malevolent, Wizard Oppressors. Here's to Ariana, and her innocent act of good that saved the world, and contrasts Merope's selfish act of stupidity that nearly doomed it.

07-22-2007, 02:40 PM	#20
thisperson Death Eater Join Date: Oct 2006 Age: 21 Gender: Male Posts: 529 DLP Supporter	I do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragedy and life. I promise to take no tertiary character before thee and to never besmirch thy name. I shall remember it was you who herded us away from evil!Dumbledore and delivered us into a world without malevolent, Wizard Oppressors.

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