Thank God You're Here – An Anthology


Enjoy! All Shots in Chronological Order.
No summaries – you all know these authors, and Christ, they're all shorts anyway. I've written the pairing for the most part, and stories where words can't possibly convey the story you'll see 'wtf'.


Harry/Rose Jailbait by Shezza
Harry, Daphne, and the Spellotape Solution by Vash/Fenrir/Machiavelli/Rage Buddha
Albus Severus/Ginny by Taure
Harry/Malfoy's Daugter by Jeram
Harry/...Whore by Vash
Dead Harry/Multi by Amerision
Fleur wtf by Jon
Harry/Hermione by BigD
Umbridge/Centaur Semen by Averis
Mr. Weasley wtf by The Doctor
Words fail me, but check it out, cause it's by Nuhuh
George Weasley, Potions Master by BigD
Harry/Sphinx by Taure


I'd like to take a moment and say that despite the rep of certain members, Taure has them all beat so far on the raw pervert scale. Way to go, Taure!


Harry/Mermaids by BigD
Vamp!Harry by Void Sorcerer

A Reference to McGonnagal, Trelawny, and a Broom by Riley Poole
Harry and Arthur Have a Talk by Jeram
Harry and Luna... wtf by Manatheron
Sirius vs. Voldemort by Vash
Addict!Harry by Le (note: that's Le, not LE)
Sirius vs. Voldemort do-over by BigD
Harry/ Mrs. Zabini by Void Sorcerer
Dumbledore is Galdalf! by The Doctor
Harry Refuses to Accept 19 Years Later by Darje
Madeye/Poppy by Malaga
Random Harry Pwnage by Necrule Paen​

Harry is a Bad Influence on Children by Perspicacity
Sirius' Betrayal by Malaga
Ron and Hermione's Kid Looks like Harry by Dark Syaoran
Neville Dreams by Malaga
Harry/Hermione/Popsicle by Taure
Bondage!Hermione by Gasperk
Ginny dies, Harry and Luna Don't Care by Malaga
Harry & Snape Duel by Perspicacity
Tits and GTFO by Malaga
Harry/Lavender.../Rita by Perspicacity
Umbridge wtf by Vesvius
Minerva/Voldemort by Malaga
Harry goes to Mexico by Nightfox
Hermione/Dead Fred by The Doctor
Harry/ ”Fem” Blaise by Averis
Ron/Poppy by Vlad_the_Inhaler


Ahh... good times, good times.


Dark!Ginny by Helius
Harry and Saturn... wtf by Malaga
Stew!Dumbledore by The Doctor
Harry/Luna wtf by DoubleE
Weasleycest by Jolersoer
Bestiality!Ginny by The Doctor
Harry/Whore by Malaga
Lemons by DoubleE
One Sided Draco/Harry by Jenkins


Don't worry, I checked it out first. There were no herpes.


Charlie/Dragon by BigD
Harry + Neville + Mrs. Zabini by Malaga


Malaga, you sure write a lot of shots about women with a negotiable reputation. Something you'd care to share with us, luv?


Halo! Harry by BigD
Part 2 Halo!Harry by Big D (it's a rewrite/addition to the ending)
More Weasleycest by The Doctor
Harry/Redneck Jailbait by Malaga
A Different King's Cross by Jon
Sirius steals the Royal Jewels by Joschneide
Harry/Multi by Manatheron
Bible!Harry by Vash
Harry/Minerva by Malaga
Sugar Quills by DoubleE
Harry vs. Voldemort by Voice of the Nephilim
Ginslut by Malaga
Harry vs. Umbridge by Voice of the Nephilim
Draco & Grawp by Chengar Qordath
Ron has an Idea by World
DrugDealing!Twins by Averis
Love Potion gone Wrong by Hira.Humbert
Harry/Tracey by The Fine Balance
Dark Knight by BsuperB
Dark Knight II by Neren
H/HR Through the Veil by White Rabbit
Immortality Ritual by Vlad_the_Inhaler

 

Taure didn't even go the bestiality route! He pussed out and made her huminz!

 

It isn't my fault that, with the exception of Hermione, Rowling gave almost every woman in HP the skills to become a Mrs. Weasley style house wife or a hooker.

But this is an awesome thread. I'd forgotten about some of these...

 

It would be really cool if one of the mods could spell the title correctly. Almost without exception, I do something like that in my titles...

 

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I even enjoyed reading my own, because it's been so long. Good look, vlad.