Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon - M

nonjon · 03-04-2006, 10:31 PM

Title: Dimension Hopping for Beginners
Author: nonjon
Rating: M
Genre: Parody/Action/Adventure
Pairing: None (sort of)
Status: WIP
Summary: In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2829366/1/

Here's the finished version I'm posting.

I LOVE GINNY · 03-04-2006, 11:16 PM

Sweet.

Ranku · 03-04-2006, 11:36 PM

Very nice. I look forward to the rest of them--someone finally got to do what we all want to. I always wanted to hit Harry upside the head for thinking about Ginny when there was a psycho killing people out there that was his responsibility to stop. Good job, nonjon.

Niffler Lord · 03-05-2006, 01:40 AM

I just wanted to hit Harry for thinking of Ginny period.

Dark Syaoran · 03-05-2006, 02:08 AM

Great stuff nonjon.

Ranku · 03-06-2006, 06:56 AM

The second chapter of this story is up on nonjon's yahoo group, and I'd like to be the first to say I was.. very disturbed. I know where you got the idea of for the second world, of course, but I never read the itself. Good writer or not, I won't touch it with a 10 foot pole. Anyways, extreme well done, and I nearly spit my coke when I got to a couple parts.

The first world is combines everything that alot of those types of stories usually use... oh god. I just had a horrible thought. You aren't going to do a Severitus world, are you. Or a slash one? Right. Because you aren't that cruel.. are you?

The thought is too horrible, and thus I must cut off this post. Good job nonjon, truelly worthy of my mouthful of coke I choked on.

P.S.: I fully expect you to reimburse me for that coke, buddy.

Xiph0 · 03-06-2006, 07:25 AM

First Chapter: Brilliant plot-bunny and very smoothly executed, well done Nonjon.

nonjon · 03-06-2006, 09:59 AM

Yeah, I needed to establish early on that A.K. isn't shy about eradicating an entire world's existence. Now when he kills annoying people indiscriminately, it won't seem near as bad being just a few people.

And I know it's not a large genre but I'm pretty sure there's more than just one fic involving ballet. Didn't mean to attack any one in particular, but it was easier than a generic 'muggle' high school. And I've only ever read a summary that says 'ballet', never the fic. Because I know nothing good will ever come of clicking that link. At best, it's a romance fic. Which is another way of saying, at least in my tastes for fanfic, "At best, you'll want to shoot yourself in the head."

And yes, there will be a Harry/Draco slash world (same chapter as the Harem!Harry world). And yes, there will be a Severitus!Harry world. But have a little faith in me. I fully intend to treat both of those worlds with all of the respect and kindness they deserve. I mean, I'm nonjon! What am I if not respectful and kind?

Aura · 03-06-2006, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by nonjon

I mean, I'm nonjon! What am I if not respectful and kind?

*snickers* Yeah right. I'm sure you'll be playing all of the genres out there. Great story. I found that scene with Luna hilarious!

oldmagic · 03-06-2006, 10:33 AM

shit there funny. so far there are only harry that likese ginny and hermoiney.

why don't you visit get A.K. to visit other harry's from the world of fanfiction instead of making one up from your own. it will be alot easer.

nonjon · 03-06-2006, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by oldmagic

shit there funny. so far there are only harry that likese ginny and hermoiney.

why don't you visit get A.K. to visit other harry's from the world of fanfiction instead of making one up from your own. it will be alot easer.

Err... what am I doing now that's different from that?

For a moment I'd considered having him visit actual specific fanfic's worlds. I wanted him to meet up with like Wishweaver's 'Sparky' or the-dreamer4's 'Magus Harry' and get them to get their asses in gear and hurry up. But I decided to skip specifics and just hit the generic sorts of fanfic worlds, like Severitus!Harry, super!Harry, muggle!Harry, Azkaban!Harry, etc...

And for the record, the known pairings Harrys (that A.K. meets in this fic) will have are Ginny, Hermione, Draco, Luna, Bellatrix, and one with a harem of... well. That one I'll leave a surprise for now. I didn't have the patience to try and hit them all.

ip82 · 03-10-2006, 01:44 AM

I loved the harem!Harry. The best part was when Molly stepped in - hillarious! Photo album thing was great too.

I just didn't understand that Arthur joke; but then again, I've never read a single marriage contract story (I've only ever seen summaries), so I guess it's maybe from one of them?

nonjon · 03-10-2006, 11:36 AM

Well, Mr. Intel has a fic entitled "The Bargain" about Arthur Weasley and James Potter being attacked by Death Eaters and sort of striking a deal to get their kids betrothed. It wasn't exactly intended and I don't think James was being too serious at the time, but it happened. I haven't read the fic, but I've heard it's decent (even among those who aren't rabid harry/ginny shippers).

That fic was undoubtedly one of the inspirations for how I managed to give Harry a harem. And considering, every other "parent" to the harem ladies is unknown, I just kept giving them the name "Arthur". I mean we don't know the name of Susan, Luna, Daphne, Parvati & Padma's dads. So I just borrowed Ginny's dad's name to perhaps hint towards the inevitable James locked in a cell with Arthur Weasley. But I thought a little comparison and reminder of how similar doing Molly would be to doing Narcissa, as well as just being plain mean to Ginny, was too good an opportunity to pass up.

And strangely Harry/Narcissa is vastly more popular than Harry/Molly. Even though Ron-bashing is as common nearly as Draco-bashing. And I'd think Arthur could be bought off with a decent set of muggle kitchen appliances.

Just makes you think next time you're reading a Harry/Narcissa fic.

ip82 · 03-10-2006, 11:44 AM

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And I'd think Arthur could be bought off with a decent set of muggle kitchen appliances.

Well, he's practically married to one :-)

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Just makes you think next time you're reading a Harry/Narcissa fic.

Oh great, thanks a lot for the picture... I just imagine Harry stripping Narcissa down and seeing a lable on her knickers "Ferret has been here first"...

nonjon · 03-10-2006, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ip82

Oh great, thanks a lot for the picture... I just imagine Harry stripping Narcissa down and seeing a lable on her knickers "Ferret has been here first"...

I'd think it'd be more like "Ferret came shooting out of here when it was swollen and bloody and looked more like someone was squeezing a tube of juicy fetus paste."

And then those scars she tries to hide make more sense too. And the unmistakable hints of cottage cheese. (Oh like a rich pureblood wife works out to keep in shape. Yeah... that seems likely.)

Sree · 03-10-2006, 01:15 PM

Oh god, nonjon, Molly Weasley? That's horrible. Just horrible. But I still liked it, especially Daphne with the edible underwear. Great!

nonjon · 03-10-2006, 02:40 PM

I just like the idea that she makes as much sense as Narcissa does.

And come on... if Ginny was your other choice...

We know at least one of the redheads can cook and clean. :]

ip82 · 03-10-2006, 02:56 PM

Not to meantion you get more Weasley live weight for the same price. :-)

Nymph · 03-10-2006, 10:11 PM

Oh that was great! Not my favourite dimention, but very good still.

I'm glad that A.K. didn't kill both Harry and Voldemort in one go. I mean one can only have so much power.

Keep up the good work and update soon.

Aura · 03-10-2006, 10:53 PM

Molly Weasley? I had to read that line three times to make sure i was reading it right. It had me laughing out of my seat a few seconds later. Really, that was unexpected... Funny chapter nonetheless!

03-04-2006, 10:31 PM	#1
nonjon Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,142	Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon - M Title: Dimension Hopping for Beginners Author: nonjon Rating: M Genre: Parody/Action/Adventure Pairing: None (sort of) Status: WIP Summary: In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2829366/1/ Here's the finished version I'm posting. __________________ yahoogroup :: fanfiction.net :: super-manning Ron’s penis jumped into the conversation. “And all of uz pale in comparizzon to ze power of ze anuzz.” The three boys were hesitant to offer their support. Ron’s penis belatedly amended, “Perhaps zeez iz a Français thing.” - Two Heads Are Better Than One

03-04-2006, 11:16 PM	#2
I LOVE GINNY Moderator Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Wisconsin, USA Gender: Male Posts: 1,091	Sweet. __________________ I shall call him... Mini-Me: -Mid Hufflepuffs are not stoners. Get over it.

03-05-2006, 01:40 AM	#4
Niffler Lord Dark Lord Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Sri Lanka Age: 74 Gender: Male Posts: 1,139	I just wanted to hit Harry for thinking of Ginny period. __________________ Sirius looks skeptical. “If you’re having one on me, Harry, this isn’t a funny joke.” “If I was having one on I’d tell you I have Lily’s memories and now I’m gender confused.” The Lie I've Lived by Jbern

03-05-2006, 02:08 AM	#5
Dark Syaoran Administrator Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 23 Gender: Male Posts: 5,069	Great stuff nonjon. __________________

03-06-2006, 07:25 AM	#7
Xiph0 Immortal The Vanguard Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: California Republic Gender: Male Posts: 6,234	First Chapter: Brilliant plot-bunny and very smoothly executed, well done Nonjon. __________________

03-04-2006, 11:36 PM	#3
Ranku Squib Join Date: Jan 2006 Age: 20 Gender: Male Posts: 36	Very nice. I look forward to the rest of them--someone finally got to do what we all want to. I always wanted to hit Harry upside the head for thinking about Ginny when there was a psycho killing people out there that was his responsibility to stop. Good job, nonjon.

03-06-2006, 06:56 AM	#6
Ranku Squib Join Date: Jan 2006 Age: 20 Gender: Male Posts: 36	The second chapter of this story is up on nonjon's yahoo group, and I'd like to be the first to say I was.. very disturbed. I know where you got the idea of for the second world, of course, but I never read the itself. Good writer or not, I won't touch it with a 10 foot pole. Anyways, extreme well done, and I nearly spit my coke when I got to a couple parts. The first world is combines everything that alot of those types of stories usually use... oh god. I just had a horrible thought. You aren't going to do a Severitus world, are you. Or a slash one? Right. Because you aren't that cruel.. are you? The thought is too horrible, and thus I must cut off this post. Good job nonjon, truelly worthy of my mouthful of coke I choked on. P.S.: I fully expect you to reimburse me for that coke, buddy.

03-06-2006, 09:59 AM	#8
nonjon Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,142	Yeah, I needed to establish early on that A.K. isn't shy about eradicating an entire world's existence. Now when he kills annoying people indiscriminately, it won't seem near as bad being just a few people. And I know it's not a large genre but I'm pretty sure there's more than just one fic involving ballet. Didn't mean to attack any one in particular, but it was easier than a generic 'muggle' high school. And I've only ever read a summary that says 'ballet', never the fic. Because I know nothing good will ever come of clicking that link. At best, it's a romance fic. Which is another way of saying, at least in my tastes for fanfic, "At best, you'll want to shoot yourself in the head." And yes, there will be a Harry/Draco slash world (same chapter as the Harem!Harry world). And yes, there will be a Severitus!Harry world. But have a little faith in me. I fully intend to treat both of those worlds with all of the respect and kindness they deserve. I mean, I'm nonjon! What am I if not respectful and kind? __________________ yahoogroup :: fanfiction.net :: super-manning Ron’s penis jumped into the conversation. “And all of uz pale in comparizzon to ze power of ze anuzz.” The three boys were hesitant to offer their support. Ron’s penis belatedly amended, “Perhaps zeez iz a Français thing.” - Two Heads Are Better Than One

03-06-2006, 10:33 AM	#10
oldmagic Seventh Year Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Canada, Ontario Age: 22 Posts: 265	shit there funny. so far there are only harry that likese ginny and hermoiney. why don't you visit get A.K. to visit other harry's from the world of fanfiction instead of making one up from your own. it will be alot easer.

03-10-2006, 01:44 AM	#12
ip82 God of Magic Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,928	I loved the harem!Harry. The best part was when Molly stepped in - hillarious! Photo album thing was great too. I just didn't understand that Arthur joke; but then again, I've never read a single marriage contract story (I've only ever seen summaries), so I guess it's maybe from one of them? __________________ IP82 stories: Potter's Resistance 1: Breaking Ties -> DLP Thread Yin and Yang -> DLP Thread Ficwad Profile \|\| HP Recycle Bin \|\| Crap filter C2 Rule no. 1 - You do not talk about Alpha Fight Club...

03-10-2006, 11:36 AM	#13
nonjon Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,142	Well, Mr. Intel has a fic entitled "The Bargain" about Arthur Weasley and James Potter being attacked by Death Eaters and sort of striking a deal to get their kids betrothed. It wasn't exactly intended and I don't think James was being too serious at the time, but it happened. I haven't read the fic, but I've heard it's decent (even among those who aren't rabid harry/ginny shippers). That fic was undoubtedly one of the inspirations for how I managed to give Harry a harem. And considering, every other "parent" to the harem ladies is unknown, I just kept giving them the name "Arthur". I mean we don't know the name of Susan, Luna, Daphne, Parvati & Padma's dads. So I just borrowed Ginny's dad's name to perhaps hint towards the inevitable James locked in a cell with Arthur Weasley. But I thought a little comparison and reminder of how similar doing Molly would be to doing Narcissa, as well as just being plain mean to Ginny, was too good an opportunity to pass up. And strangely Harry/Narcissa is vastly more popular than Harry/Molly. Even though Ron-bashing is as common nearly as Draco-bashing. And I'd think Arthur could be bought off with a decent set of muggle kitchen appliances. Just makes you think next time you're reading a Harry/Narcissa fic. __________________ yahoogroup :: fanfiction.net :: super-manning Ron’s penis jumped into the conversation. “And all of uz pale in comparizzon to ze power of ze anuzz.” The three boys were hesitant to offer their support. Ron’s penis belatedly amended, “Perhaps zeez iz a Français thing.” - Two Heads Are Better Than One

03-10-2006, 01:15 PM	#16
Sree Super Moderator The Mothaflippin' Rhymenocerus Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Southern California, United States Age: 22 Gender: Male Posts: 3,758	Oh god, nonjon, Molly Weasley? That's horrible. Just horrible. But I still liked it, especially Daphne with the edible underwear. Great! __________________ I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous My beats are fly and the birds are on my back And I'm horny I'm horny If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede Cos I hit you with my flow The Wild Rhino Stampede.

03-10-2006, 02:40 PM	#17
nonjon Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,142	I just like the idea that she makes as much sense as Narcissa does. And come on... if Ginny was your other choice... We know at least one of the redheads can cook and clean. :] __________________ yahoogroup :: fanfiction.net :: super-manning Ron’s penis jumped into the conversation. “And all of uz pale in comparizzon to ze power of ze anuzz.” The three boys were hesitant to offer their support. Ron’s penis belatedly amended, “Perhaps zeez iz a Français thing.” - Two Heads Are Better Than One

03-10-2006, 02:56 PM	#18
ip82 God of Magic Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,928	Not to meantion you get more Weasley live weight for the same price. :-) __________________ IP82 stories: Potter's Resistance 1: Breaking Ties -> DLP Thread Yin and Yang -> DLP Thread Ficwad Profile \|\| HP Recycle Bin \|\| Crap filter C2 Rule no. 1 - You do not talk about Alpha Fight Club...

03-10-2006, 10:11 PM	#19
Nymph First Year Join Date: Dec 2005 Gender: Female Posts: 72	Oh that was great! Not my favourite dimention, but very good still. I'm glad that A.K. didn't kill both Harry and Voldemort in one go. I mean one can only have so much power. Keep up the good work and update soon. __________________

03-10-2006, 10:53 PM	#20
Aura DA Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In front of the monitor... Age: 22 Posts: 246	Molly Weasley? I had to read that line three times to make sure i was reading it right. It had me laughing out of my seat a few seconds later. Really, that was unexpected... Funny chapter nonetheless! __________________ A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say..........?

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