Yahtzee/Zero Punctuation Game Reviews

Zield · 08-16-2007, 07:32 PM

I don't know if this should be here or in the Video game etc section. If it's not in the right place then just move it.

Moving on I also don't know if any of you have seen these before but I found them completely hilarious, so without further adieu I give you Yahtzee and his reviews.

Fable: The Lost Chapters (Fullyramblomatic review)

The Darkness Demo (Fullyramblomatic review)

"Commercial" for his first "official" episode.

Zero Punctuation: Heavenly Sword and Other Stuff

Fuegodefuerza · 08-16-2007, 07:49 PM

Hahahaha

This guys pretty good. Very funny, while managing to construct some decent points about the game.

Snarf · 08-16-2007, 08:00 PM

I just pre-ordered Heavenly Sword, too. Damn it! Then again, if it's anything like God of War, even if it's a bit of a remake, I'll be all for it as Kratos was one bad ass dude with his chain/sword things.

On another note, this dude was grade-A hilarious. I don't know why, but the rushed, condecending British voice just kept me laughing the entire time.

Zield · 08-22-2007, 09:53 PM

OK there is a new one out in which he reviews Psychonauts. Great one again and the idea of lighting squirrels on fire is intriguing enough that I may look more into this game and possibly buy it.

Zield · 03-29-2008, 12:17 AM

I'm guessing 6+ months is a safe amount of time passed for a double post. But since it's been so long a lot more of these have come out featuring reviews over several games that are well liked around here.

So for the benefit of all those who missed my original posting way back when and haven't found it since here is the updated Yahtzee list.

These are oldest to newest if anyone cares.

Console Rundown
Bioshock
Tomb Raider Anniversary
Manhunt
Peggle
Halo 3
Tabula Rasa
The Orange Box
Super Paper Mario
MOH Airborne
Zelda Phantom Hourglass
Clive Barker's Jericho
Yahtzee Visits Valve, a Travelogue Not a video but a funny dairy of his visit to the states.
FEAR Perseus Mandate
Assassin's Creed
Guitar Hero III
Mass Effect
Super Mario Galaxy
Silent Hill Origins
Crysis
The Witcher
Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles
Call of Duty 4
Sim City Societies
Yahtzee Goes to GDC
Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
Devil May Cry 4
Burnout Paradise
Turok
Zack & Wiki

My favorites are Guitar Hero III, Crysis, and Zack & Wiki. My most disliked is the Yahtzee Goes to GDC not only did it suck but it was censored.

I really need to pick up Uncharted looks great I have no idea why I don't have it yet...

LogrusMage · 03-29-2008, 12:21 AM

Wednesday = Yahtzee day.

I thought everyone knew that?

Andro · 03-29-2008, 01:01 AM

Guy playing game while wearing a sweet hat = Win

Samael · 03-29-2008, 02:52 AM

Total lulz... He has some good points about the U.S. war-fever though

Iztiak · 03-29-2008, 03:03 PM

The most awesome game reviewsz in existence.

Really, they are.

Andro · 12-17-2008, 06:47 PM

"You're... one of the girlfriends?"

http://gamedamage.net/

Dark Belra · 12-17-2008, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andromalius

"You're... one of the girlfriends?"

http://gamedamage.net/

I saw this earlier and it was decent except Yahtzee needs to cheer up and stop looking at the camera so much. It's... weird.

And they need to use a bigger variaty of sketches. Although, the Duke Nukem ones were great.

Andro · 12-17-2008, 07:02 PM

He is so close to reviewing the Prince of Persia game. Matt mentioned it, Yahtzee sort of rolled his eyes... Today we got Sonic Unleashed instead.

Australian bastard.

Dark Belra · 12-17-2008, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andromalius

He is so close to reviewing the Prince of Persia game. Matt mentioned it, Yahtzee sort of rolled his eyes... Today we got Sonic Unleashed instead.

Australian bastard.

I personally wanna' see him review GoW2.

And is it me or is Yahtzee awkward in that?

Andro · 05-31-2009, 03:23 PM

He reviewed Duke Nukem Forever.

I also stumbled upon this non-video-review by Yahtzee, a chilling account of strange entities inhabiting a gated community that, on its surface, is idyllic, but shields Lovecraftian horrors.

http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/revi...alcrossing.htm

08-16-2007, 07:32 PM	#1
Zield Second Year Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Maryland Age: 24 Gender: Male Posts: 120	Yahtzee/Zero Punctuation Game Reviews I don't know if this should be here or in the Video game etc section. If it's not in the right place then just move it. Moving on I also don't know if any of you have seen these before but I found them completely hilarious, so without further adieu I give you Yahtzee and his reviews. Fable: The Lost Chapters (Fullyramblomatic review) The Darkness Demo (Fullyramblomatic review) "Commercial" for his first "official" episode. Zero Punctuation: Heavenly Sword and Other Stuff

08-16-2007, 08:00 PM	#3
Snarf Avatar Thunder! Thunder! Thundercunts! Hoooo! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Forty-Six & 2 Age: 23 Gender: Male Posts: 1,776 DLP Supporter	I just pre-ordered Heavenly Sword, too. Damn it! Then again, if it's anything like God of War, even if it's a bit of a remake, I'll be all for it as Kratos was one bad ass dude with his chain/sword things. On another note, this dude was grade-A hilarious. I don't know why, but the rushed, condecending British voice just kept me laughing the entire time. __________________

03-29-2008, 12:17 AM	#5
Zield Second Year Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Maryland Age: 24 Gender: Male Posts: 120	I'm guessing 6+ months is a safe amount of time passed for a double post. But since it's been so long a lot more of these have come out featuring reviews over several games that are well liked around here. So for the benefit of all those who missed my original posting way back when and haven't found it since here is the updated Yahtzee list. These are oldest to newest if anyone cares. Console Rundown Bioshock Tomb Raider Anniversary Manhunt Peggle Halo 3 Tabula Rasa The Orange Box Super Paper Mario MOH Airborne Zelda Phantom Hourglass Clive Barker's Jericho Yahtzee Visits Valve, a Travelogue Not a video but a funny dairy of his visit to the states. FEAR Perseus Mandate Assassin's Creed Guitar Hero III Mass Effect Super Mario Galaxy Silent Hill Origins Crysis The Witcher Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles Call of Duty 4 Sim City Societies Yahtzee Goes to GDC Uncharted: Drake's Fortune Devil May Cry 4 Burnout Paradise Turok Zack & Wiki My favorites are Guitar Hero III, Crysis, and Zack & Wiki. My most disliked is the Yahtzee Goes to GDC not only did it suck but it was censored. I really need to pick up Uncharted looks great I have no idea why I don't have it yet... __________________ Add Me http://steamcommunity.com/id/Zield

03-29-2008, 12:21 AM	#6
LogrusMage Avatar Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Huntington Sta., NY Age: 22 Gender: Male Posts: 1,673	Wednesday = Yahtzee day. I thought everyone knew that? __________________ Thanks to Sir_Xiph0 for the Sig

03-29-2008, 01:01 AM	#7
Andro God of Magic Join Date: Jun 2007 Gender: Male Posts: 3,718 DLP Supporter	Guy playing game while wearing a sweet hat = Win __________________ Harry wrests control of his life from the Machiavellian and the darkly ambitious. The pressure is mounting, and Harry walks night-grey roads and windless havens, forging himself into a wizard worthy of a Dark Lord's fear. Neo-Independent!Harry. Weaves a Hundred Ravens In His Schemes

08-16-2007, 07:49 PM	#2
Fuegodefuerza Avatar Join Date: May 2006 Location: Texas Age: 21 Gender: Male Posts: 1,361	Hahahaha This guys pretty good. Very funny, while managing to construct some decent points about the game.

08-22-2007, 09:53 PM	#4
Zield Second Year Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Maryland Age: 24 Gender: Male Posts: 120	OK there is a new one out in which he reviews Psychonauts. Great one again and the idea of lighting squirrels on fire is intriguing enough that I may look more into this game and possibly buy it.

03-29-2008, 02:52 AM	#8
Samael First Year Join Date: Mar 2008 Gender: Male Posts: 62	Total lulz... He has some good points about the U.S. war-fever though

03-29-2008, 03:03 PM	#9
Iztiak God of Magic Join Date: Dec 2006 Age: 22 Gender: Male Posts: 2,459	The most awesome game reviewsz in existence. Really, they are. __________________

12-17-2008, 06:47 PM	#10
Andro God of Magic Join Date: Jun 2007 Gender: Male Posts: 3,718 DLP Supporter	"You're... one of the girlfriends?" http://gamedamage.net/ __________________ Harry wrests control of his life from the Machiavellian and the darkly ambitious. The pressure is mounting, and Harry walks night-grey roads and windless havens, forging himself into a wizard worthy of a Dark Lord's fear. Neo-Independent!Harry. Weaves a Hundred Ravens In His Schemes

12-17-2008, 07:02 PM	#12
Andro God of Magic Join Date: Jun 2007 Gender: Male Posts: 3,718 DLP Supporter	He is so close to reviewing the Prince of Persia game. Matt mentioned it, Yahtzee sort of rolled his eyes... Today we got Sonic Unleashed instead. Australian bastard. __________________ Harry wrests control of his life from the Machiavellian and the darkly ambitious. The pressure is mounting, and Harry walks night-grey roads and windless havens, forging himself into a wizard worthy of a Dark Lord's fear. Neo-Independent!Harry. Weaves a Hundred Ravens In His Schemes

05-31-2009, 03:23 PM	#14
Andro God of Magic Join Date: Jun 2007 Gender: Male Posts: 3,718 DLP Supporter	He reviewed Duke Nukem Forever. I also stumbled upon this non-video-review by Yahtzee, a chilling account of strange entities inhabiting a gated community that, on its surface, is idyllic, but shields Lovecraftian horrors. http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/revi...alcrossing.htm __________________ Harry wrests control of his life from the Machiavellian and the darkly ambitious. The pressure is mounting, and Harry walks night-grey roads and windless havens, forging himself into a wizard worthy of a Dark Lord's fear. Neo-Independent!Harry. Weaves a Hundred Ravens In His Schemes

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