Title: Across the Universe Author: Mira Mirth Raiting; K+ Pairing: None. DLP Cat: General/The Alternates. Words: 3,885 Published: April 6, 2008 Status: Complete - Oneshot Link Okay one shot, I thought. I'd spent the last few moments wondering if I should post it here or In Almost Recommendable. In my defense I've had more than a few drinks. >_> Checked by Minion, January 7, 2013

Title: Wish Carefully Author: Ten Toes Rating: K Genre: General DLP Category: Dark Arts or General Fics Pairing: Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson Words: 7,964 Published: June 28, 2008 Status: One Shot Summary: one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for… Link: FF.Nutz Whoa... I'm not sure what can be said about this without ruining the impact of the fic... All I can say is this is one way the series could have ended well even...

Title: Bonds of Blood Author: LiteraryLuminary Rating: K+ Genre: General/Angst DLP Category: General Pairing: None Words: 3,337 Published: May 4, 2005 Status: Complete (One-Shot) Summary: Today marks the end of her debt to Lily, paid in blood. On Harry's 17th birthday, Petunia bids farewell to her nephew. She anticipates freedom the instant he is placed in his guardian's care, but is given poetic justice in its stead. Link An interesting, if short, read. Although it...

Title:First Place Sinner Author: Daystar Clarion Category: Dark Harry, AU (pre-hogwarts) Ships: Petunia/OC Words: 11,801 Published: April 15, 2008 Status: Oneshot Summary: In which Harry has Petunia's love, though it makes him bleed. Rated M For masochism, drug abuse, and other mature themes http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4198892/1/First_Place_Sinner I give it a 5/5. Pure craziness. Checked by Minion, Nov. 24, 2012

Its a simple premise. Challenge someone and they write it from the given time and word limit. Limits: Ten Minutes 150 - 300 words Twenty Minutes 300 - 600 words. Thirty Minutes 600 - 900 words. One Hour 1000 - 1800 words A NEW CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED: Shezza Line: Harry explains to Ron why he was in his daughter's bedroom with no pants. Length: 1000/1800 Lime: 60 Minutes Edit: A rule I seem to have forgot to mention: Only those who have been challenged may be challenged. NEW...

Title: Meddlen Worms Author: Fission25 Rating: PG-13/T Genre: Romance/Drama/Independence DLP Category: Romance or General Pairing: Harry/Luna Words: 2,737 Published: June 17, 2008 Status: Oneshot Summary: During his fifth year, Luna helps Harry get rid of a Meddlen Worm infestation while teaching him what's most important in life. Link: Patronus Charm Fanfiction.net Pretty good Luna/Harry oneshot. One or two minor spelling mistakes, mostly the wrong word in the wrong place; but...

Title: Paranoia Author: CrimsonNoble Rating: T (PG-13) Genre: General DLP Category: General Pairing: Implied H/Ginny; Vague sense of H/Tonks Words: 1,528 Published: July 30, 2007 Status: One-shot Summary: Paranoia can be justified. Link: PARANOIA Interesting little one-shot. Personally, I liked it. Bit of violence, small bit of acceptable Ginny/Ron Bashing. Pretty In Character for everyone. Of course, if you dislike disfigured Harry fics, this might not be for you. Pretty...

Title: Faces Author: Resonance and d Rating: K Genre: Drama DLP Category: General Pairing: None Words: 1,422 Published: June 7, 2008 Status: Complete, Oneshot Summary: People often ask to see Tonks' real face. No one seems to understand that she doesn't have one. Slightly AU, gen. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4307800/1/Faces A different look at Metamorphmagi. Not even a Oneshot, just an idea. Checked by Minion, July 28, 2013

Title: Guy Fawkes Day Author: misterq Rating: T Genre: Oneshot DLP Category: Darkish Pairing: N/A Words: 2,947 Published: May 25, 2008 Status: Complete Summary: 5th year, Harry Potter destroys Magical England. Link: http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-16430/misterq+Guy+Fawkes+Day.htm Was linked to this by some Yahoo Group I can't be arsed to remember. It's an interesting take on the 'Harry flips out and destroys everything' cliche, although it makes destroying the Wizarding World seem a bit......

Title: The Torch Author: Rhetor Rating: T Genre: General DLP Category: General Fics Pairing: None (mentions of Ron/Hermione) Words: 2,258 Updated: March 12, 2007 Status: Complete (One Shot) Summary: Hermione Granger goes back to Hogwarts to say goodbye to her old life. What she finds there is unexpected. Link: www.phoenixsong.net/fanfiction/story.php?cid=4607 I know, I know, not Harry-centric. However, since it's just a one-shot, I hope you can overlook that, because it does present a...

Title: Anything but Slytherin Author: IP82 (me) Genre: Drama/Horror/AU DLP Category: Alternates Ships: None Rating: M Published: May 21, 2008 Words: 3,500 (ONE SHOT) Summary : How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4269983/1/ http://www.patronuscharm.net/s/122/1/ Just a quick oneshot, spurred from a image that popped in my head yesterday. Checked by Minion, January 1, 2013

Title: Ron's Harem Author: Jeconais Rating: M Words: 6,543 Published: May 15, 2008 Status: Drabble Pairing: Harry/TD,LT,PP,SB Genre: Comedy Era: Post-GOF Summary: In a similar vein to Ron's "Stupid", Ron puts together the ultimate harem. Linkage: http://jeconais.fanficauthors.net/Rons_Harem/Rons_Harem.php Not what it looks like, I swear. I'll give it a 4/5 just for being different. Checked by Minion, Nov. 25, 2012

Title: Not What You Expected? Author: Legendary Legacy Rating: T Pairing: H/Tonks Genre: Humor/Parody Words: 1,216 Published: May 8, 2008 Status: Oneshot Complete Summary: Mockfic of Harry/Tonks pairing. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4243832/1/Not_What_You_Expected As much as I enjoy the Harry/Tonks pairing, I can safely say every single one of them are the same story with different details. Edit: Whoops, link fixed. Checked by Minion, February 6, 2013

Title: Harry Potter and the Spell of Nietzsche Author: wargear Rating: T Genre: Adventure DLP Category: The Alternate's or maybe Dark Arts ? Pairing: NONE? Words: 5,153 Published: July 17, 2007 Status: Oneshot, with promise of more someday Summary: Harry receives an unusual bequest, and discovers one of the most shocking secrets of the BoyWhoLived. Link: here I really don't want to comment too much here...

Title: Ne Fiat Lux Author: Silver Pard Rating: Adult. (Really adult.) Genre: Angst/Horror DLP: Dark Arts Pairing: None Words: 3,508 Published: February 27, 2007 Status: One-shot, complete Summary: AU: In a world where the beginning was different, Harry rants on why he's turned out the way he has. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3415671/1/Ne_Fiat_Lux The A/N says, "Heavily influenced by Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews." What if the overlooked twin of the Boy Who Isn't Really The One Who...

Title: Mistaken Identity Author: Silver Pard Rating: K+ Genre: Humor/Parody DLP Category: Humor/Parody Pairing: None Status: Complete Summary: Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot. Link: FF.net A good oneshot that parodies all the Twin!Harry Stories. It has a sequel, that may be posted based on reception. If enough people like this I will post the sequel. Enjoy!

Title: Honour Amongst Thieves Author: SnorkackCatcher Rating: T Genre: Humor/Adventure DLP Category: General/Humor Pairing: None Words: 4,479 Published: Jun 7, 2006 Status: Complete - one shot Summary: Mundungus Fletcher provides expert help on Muggle security measures for a theft of the Crown Jewels. Unfortunately, with Dung there’s no guarantee things will go smoothly ... Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2978769/1/Honour_Amongst_Thieves I've searched the lists around here and I couldn't...

Title: There Can Only Be One Author: Fyrie Rating: PG Genre: Humour/Fantasy DLP Genre: Alternates Words: 11,734 Published: December 19, 2004 Status: Complete One-Shot Summary: Harry Potter & Wee Free Men (Discworld) crossover: Returned to the Land of the Living, a small clan of Nac Mac Feegles find themselves thrown headlong into a world they never expected, without Gonnagle or Kelda. What're they to do? Good little fic about the Nac Mac Feegles coming to Harry Potter's universe and being...

Well, I figured I may as well participate and rec a story. Title: Ron’s “Stupid” Author: Jeconais Rating: Mature Genre: Humor DLP Category: Humor Pairing: Harry/Pansy/Lavender, Ron/Hermione (implied) Published: December 26, 2007 Words: 3,444 Status: One Shot Summary: Ron might be a lot of things, but stupid is not one of them. Link: http://jeconais.fanficauthors.net/Rons_Stupid/Rons_Stupid.php I know, I know, it is a Jeconais fic, bear with me. I...

Title: The Birth of Evil Author: DisobedienceWriter Rating: T Genre: General DLP Category: General/Independent/Dark Arts? Pairing: None Words: 25,965 Published: March 15, 2008 Status: Complete Summary:Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4133028/1/The_Birth_of_Evil Personally I think this is...

Title: Accidents Happen Author: thistlerose Rating: M Genre: Humor DLP Category: Humor/Parody Pairing: Gen, mentions of Harry/Ginny. Status: One-shot, complete Summary: Trelawney's first prophecy is complete tosh, and when Voldemort is finally killed, it's not by Harry. Not even by a Gryffindor. Link: http://community.livejournal.com/omniocular/101759.html

Title: Two Weeks in the Alley Author: BajaB Rating: K+ Genre: Humor DLP Category: Humor/Parody Pairings: None Words: 12,075 Published: January 26, 2008 Status: One Shot Summary: 13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4036037/1/Two_Weeks_in_the_Alley ADD!Harry or just about every 12 year old boy in real life. Cute in the beginning and about...

Title: How to Lose at Life author: Novocaine Rating: Teen Category: Gen Pairing: Assumed offscreen HG Words: 2374 Published: February 21, 2008 Status: One-shot Summary: Ron remembers being naive enough to think that death is the worst thing that can happen to a person, but it is a distant, faded memory. Link: http://www.ficwad.com/story/90547 I was truly impressed at this view of Ron. Novocaine follows JKR's theory that only suffering brings maturity. Checked by...

Title: A HG STORY Author: JCCS93 Rating: M (Really PG-13 but I try to be safe) Genre: Romance/(For DLP) Parody DLP Category: Humor/Parody Pairing: H/G Status: Oneshot/Complete Summary: H/G. Harry realizes something; he has found love in the wizarding world. And he will try his hardest to get that love in return. Link: FF.net PatronusCharm My first evar romance fic! I made a few mild corrections to the one that's in the WBA section. I realize that HG fics aren't so much appreciated here,...

Title: Hermione Granger and the Very Blue Morning Author: Aelfwine Rating: PG-13 Genre: Humor/Parody DLP Category: Humor/Parody Pairing: None Published: February 14, 2008 Updated: February 23, 2008 Words: 1466 Status: Complete, Oneshot Summary: One morning in Care of Magical Creatures, Hermione discovers that a creature from her childhood cartoons is, in fact, real. Unfortunately, they're not much like they were on the telly... Link: http://www.ficwad.com/story/89899 Smurfs...

Title: John Carter of Hogwarts Author: Aelfwine Rating: R Genre: Humor/Parody DLP Category: Humor/Parody Pairing: Polyamoury Status: Complete Summary: In an alternate Seventh Year, Harry and company meet the new Defense Against the Dark Arts instructor: the Warlord of Barsoom, John Carter. Link: http://www.ficwad.com/story/89900 It's just a funny little one-shot, you have to read it to believe it. Extra points for being the only fanfic I've seen to feature the Warlord of Barsoom, Greatest...

Title: The Assignment Author: Ensiferous Rating: T Pairings: None Status: Completed one-shot Suggested Catagory: Alternates Summary: Holding his breath in anticipation he unfolded the parchment and his eyes came to rest on the single word there, “Granger”. The mission was simple, seek and destroy. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4053383/1/The_Assignment Okay I'm plugging my own stuff here, I hope that's okay since I basically just want some feedback on the writing/plot before I move on...

Title: Real Forms Author: Jeconais Rating: M by Jeconais, but not really Genre: Parody Pairing: Harry/Tonks Published: April 22, 2007 Words: 896 Status: Oneshot Summary: Written to lightly mock a Harry/Tonks cliche Link: fanficauthors As per below: This is a drabble. It has not undergone Jeconais' usual revision and is therefore not as high quality as much of his other work. After reading so many of those ridiculous Honks fics where he doesn't want to take advantage of her...

Harry Potter and the Narrative Causality, by Clell65619 Harry Potter and the Narrative Causality Author: Clell65619 Rating: Older Teen Genre: Humor Pairing: H/Hr Status: One-shot, complete Summary: Hermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Link: http://www.ficwad.com/story/87626 This isn't even a parody - it's more...

Title: Guerilla Potter Author: DisobedienceWriter Rating: M Genre: AU /Dark DLP Category: Dark Arts or Independent Pairing: None Words: 16,101 Published: Dec 6, 2007 Status: Complete One shot Summary: A smarter Voldemort launches his conquest of Britain immediately after his resurrection. Smarter Harry, Sirius, and co. are the only ones who can stop him. Unconventional tactics. Begins after Harry’s 4th year at Hogwarts. Link: Guerilla Potter Notes: I know that some of this writer's earlier...

Title: The Blue Flower Author: tree_and_leaf Rating: PG Genre: Mystery DLP Category: General Words: 4752 Published: February 13, 2007 Status: ONESHOT/Complete Summary: Phineas Nigellus, on his way home from a trip to Germany, is called on to solve a deadly mystery on the Rhine. Features a cameo appearance by a familiar object from the Hogwarts of Harry's day. http://tree-and-leaf.livejournal.com/78811.html ::: It's not Harry-centric, and is certainly different from what usually ends up...

Title: Always Smiling Author: Lady Salazar Rating: Teen (at least) DLP Category: Independent, borderline horror Pairing: None (friendship Hr, mentor GW) Words: 23,255 Published: June 22, 2007 Status: One-shot, complete Summary: Running only made it worse, and crying only made them enjoy it more. So Harry smiled instead, and waited for the day when he wouldn't have to, when it'd be them running and crying in his place. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3610971/1/Always_Smiling...

Title: Release Author: Antosha Rating: NC-17 Genre: PWP/Romance/Humor DLP Category: Restricted Section Pairing: Harry/Luna Status: Complete, Oneshot Summary: Harry desperately needs to find a release from angst and sorrow. On the top of Stoatshead Hill, he discovers that Luna Lovegood has some very funny ideas about how to help. Post-OotP. Link: http://restrictedsection.org/file.php?file=2655 I just realized that DLP's library is missing "Release". Lets fix it. This story is one of the...

Title: ‘Quidditch Practice’ Author: Diviniti Rating: NC-17 Genre: Erotica DLP Category: Restricted Section Pairing: Harry/Angelina, Katie, and Alicia Status: Complete One-Shot Summary: One shot PWP. Harry gets laid by three hot chasers when Angelina schedules a ‘extra Quidditch practice’ with only the seeker and chasers. These wicked girls certainly do plan to ride a broomsti... Link: Here Posted because there is very little Harry/Gryffindor Chaser loving anymore (though there...

Title: Till The Very Last Breath Author: The-Xenocide Rating: T Genre: General/Angst DLP Category: General Pairing: n/a Status: Complete Summary: Only one thing had managed to stay true to form, and that had been the presence of the executioner. Though one person can manage, two is usually the norm for such things. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3492288/1/Till_The_Very_Last_Breath As a newcomer here, I'm not sure if it's frowned upon for authors to call attention to their own work. I...

Title: Mr. Lovegood Thinks Author: Aealket Rating: T Genre: General DLP Category: Humor / Parody Pairing: Harry/Hermione/Luna Status: Complete Summary: Based on the Dobby in Time idea from Rorschach's Blot What happens after Dobby comes back in time to help Harry Potter POV of Mr. Lovegood Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3978568/1/Mr_Lovegood_Thinks This is one of the better harry gets rescued stories that i have read in a long time. Its told from Mr. Lovegood's POV and if you...

Title: Breathing Through Author: quizzical Rating: M Status: Complete one-shot Genre: It's meant to be Romance I guess, but I'd say Humour/Parody/Restricted Section Pairing: Harry/Hermione/Ron Summary: Ron held them both, as best he could around her expanded frame, pulling Harry close to Hermione's body. Ron whispered words of support onto her neck, placing kisses behind her earlobe. She arched her head back, letting herself drown in their touch. Link:...

title: Of Great Turmoil and Excess Stupidity Author: Seaouryou Rating: T Genre: Humor DLP Category: Humor Pairing: N/A Status: Complete Summary: [HP x Inuyasha crossover] In his quest to teach his students about foreign magical creatures, Hagrid has a demon shipped over from Japan. A poisonous, arrogant, ill tempered one. Hilarity and mass murder ensue. Link:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2260652/1/Of_Great_Turmoil_and_Excess_Stupidity WARNING! This is a one shot cross with Inuyasha...

Title: Call of Cthulhu Author: delta16669 Rating: M Genre: General/Horror DLP Category: Independent Harry/The Alternates Pairing: None Status: Complete Summary: The Power He Knows Not was never found. But Harry found something... better. The Necronomicon is in the hands of the Boy Who Lived. AU. Oneshot Link: www.fanfiction.net/s/3890749/1/Call_of_Cthulhu

Title: Antithesis Author: Watermage Rating: K+ Genre: Drama DLP category: I think it could go under Romance Pairing: Harry/Ginny at first Words: 6,788 Published: December 13, 2007 Status: Complete Summary: Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes... Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3943025/1/Antithesis I just read this and I have to say Watermage has made an...

Title: The Sniper Author: DobbyElfLord Rating: T Genre: Oneshot Adventure DLP Category: Independent Pairing: None Words: 12,473 Published: November 28, 2007 Status: Complete Summary: OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place. Link:FFnet I found this a pretty cool rendition of a sniper Harry. It's almost like Rorschach's Blot Old Soldiers...

Title: Goodkind meets JK Rowling Author: Alice Rating: M Genre: Oneshot Parody DLP Category: Humor/Parody Pairing: No one Status: Complete Summary: [A parody piece showcasing the worst of Terry Goodkind's writing style... Have to have read some of Goodkinds work for a lot of the jokes in it to be understood. Link: linky here I ran into this... yeah ...it's short... but it's freaking hilarious if you have read some of The terry Goodkind's "work". It showcases Goodkind's style and...

Title: Bloody Harry Author: Captain Tungsten Rating: K+ Genre: General/Spiritual DLP Category: Alternates Pairing: Harry P. & Myrtle Status: Oneshot Summary: The Bloody Baron is acting very strange. A centuries old promise is finally fulfilled. Dumbledore gets a new toy. [Oneshot Currently no plans to continue] Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3808959/1/Bloody_Harry One of the few stories I've read that feature a Ghost!Harry. It is well written, and I didn't notice any grammatical errors...

Title: Different timeline/Life in a different timeline Author:Crys/Veraklon Rating:T-R depending on the chapter Genre: AU DLP Category: Time Travel Pairing:Harry/ Padma Status: Complete- Two separate one-shots by different Authors (With permission) Summary: Harry wakes up to find the world changed around him. / What do you do when the AU you've been thrown into is on the brink of falling apart? Link: Chapter1-Crys:Different timeline Chapter2-Veraklon:Life in a different timeline...

Title: Despair Author: Jeconais Rating: T Genre: Angst/Tragedy DLP Category: General Words: 2,705 Published: May 6, 2005 Pairings: None pertaining to Harry. Some implied R/Hr and G/Dean Status: Completed (One-Shot) Summary: "All you had to do was give him a reason to continue - a single reason, but you didn’t. Is that not true evil?" Link One of Jeconais' older works. Didn't see this when I did a search, so forgive me if this is already posted. Some of you may have already read this,...

Title: Burning For Revenge Author: Lee Rating: NC-17 Genre: Comedy/Smut DLP Category: Restricted Section Pairing: H/B Status: Complete Summary: Harry turns the tables on Bellatrix Lestrange after he is captured. Harry/Bellatrix Anal,Angst,Bond,D/s,Dom,HJ,Humil,Language,M/F,N/C,Oral,PWP,Toys,Violence, Lemon, One-Shot, COMPLETE Link: Adultfanfiction.net "But it’s different now, because I’m the one behind the cock,” he snarled and slammed his cock into her ass in one searing thrust....

Title: Ask You-Know-Who Author: NeoSapien Rating: K+ Genre: Humor/Parody DLP Category: Parody Pairing: None Status: Complete One-Shot Summary:The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice. Link:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/462397/1/Ask_You-Know-Who This is pretty much what a humor fic should be. The letters with Voldemort's...

Title: How Luna Lovegood Became Loony Lovegood Author: Lady Alchymia Rating: G Genre: General DLP Category: General. Though it would probably fit in quite nicely in the Humor category too. Pairing: None Words: 4,012 Published: September 8, 2007 Status: One Shot Summary: Luna Lovegood takes her first ride on the Hogwarts Express. For younger readers ... This story is set at the beginning of the Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets school year. Luna Lovegood is an eleven-year-old witch...

Title: Harry Potter's Life Lessons Author: DisobedienceWriter Rating: Fiction Rated: K+ Genre: General DLP Category: Independent Harry Pairing: None Words: 16,772 Published: August 27, 2007 Status: Complete - Oneshot Summary: AU of PSSS. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry. Notes: I'm kind of...

Title: The OC Author: ESP Rating: K+ Genre: Parody/Humor DLP Category: Humor Pairing: None Status: Complete Summary: Ever find yourself dumbstruck by the MarySues and bad OCs in the Harry Potter Fandom? Don't worry, it's Mary Sue herself, here to sort you out! She introduces us to all the OCs, one by one. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1906229/1/The_OC