Title: The End or Perhaps, the Beginning. Author: Dark Syaoran. Rating: M. Suggested Forum: Dark Arts. Genre: General/Supernatural. Published: January 23, 2007 Words: 2,448 Status: Oneshot Summary: [Complete] The diary of Tom Marvolo Riddle contains more than a mere memory. Harry is about to find out how true that is. [During CoS.] [One Shot] Link: FicWad.Com Link: DLP.Net Link: PatronusCharm.Net Checked by Minion, Nov. 19, 2012

Title: The Indirect Approach Author: Rorschach's Blot Rating: T Genre: Humor DLP Category: Humor/ Parody Pairing: None Words: 13,873 Published: January 22, 2007 Status: Completed One shot Summary: Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . . Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3355032/1/ ------------ The man has still got one Hell of a sense of humor! Not side splitting, but certainly Humorous 4.5/5 Checked by Minion, February 4, 2013

Title: Battles with Basilisks Author: SnorkackCatcher Genre: Action/Adventure/Humor DLP-Cat: General Rating: T Pairing: None Words: 6,241 Published: December 28, 2006 Status: Complete, ONE-SHOT FF.Net Summary: AU. Harry and Ron visit the office of the Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor to tell him where the Chamber of Secrets is. Everything Gilderoy Lockhart writes about himself is actually true. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3312486/1/ One of the silliest ideas I've seen in a...

Title: The Average Romance in 75 Words or Less Author: LeRob Genre: Romance/Humour DLP-Cat: Humour Rating: G (if you can't handle the word 'sex' and 'orgasm' without giggling, this fic isn't for you). Pairing: Harry/? Summary: A short vignette on Harry's most perfect romance. Parodies virtually all romance fics. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2852982/1/ ::: I only posted this because I was told to by the Pirate Captain. Really, the most funny thing about it is the first review,...

Title: Cult of Personality Author: tradiferis Rating: K Genre: Romance/General DLP Category: Romance Pairing: Harry/Padma Words: 3,603 Published: December 28, 2006 Status: Complete Summary: Gilderoy Lockhart had one, as did Grindelwald, and Voldemort. Now Harry Potter has one as well. HarryPadma. PostHBP. Oneshot. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3313331/1/ Eh the story is pretty much decent but since I imagine there are quite a few of us who like the rairer pairings I thought I'd post...

Title: Dark Renaissance Author: LamentitEternum Rating: M Genre: Suspense/Mystery Pairing: None Status: Complete Summary: Film Noir style. One Shot. They are the prey, and they must be Hunted. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3313896/1/ Checked by Minion, Nov. 26, 2012 The story has been deleted on / by ff.net. If you know where to find another copy of the story, please inform the library staff.

Title: The End Author: Taure Rating: T Status: Finished one-shot Suggested Category: Dark Arts Words: 1,683 Published: December 28, 2006 Status: Oneshot Summary: A little exploration of what would happen if wizards and Muggles could not coexist as peacefully as they have so far. Links: FF.net or DLP. A little one-shot I wrote as a practice in description and dialogue, inspired by the Wizards vs. Muggles thread. Edit by Minion, December 17, 2016 Taure removed the story from ff.net.

Title: Harry Potter and the Rise of the Evil Overlord Author: Pwn Master Paladin Rating: T Genre: Humor/Parody DLP Category: Humor/Parody Pairing: none Words: 3,052 Published: December 15, 2006 Status: Complete Summary: What would happen when a Dark!Harry found a list of evil overlord cliches and blunders, and how to avoid them? The rise of the greatest Dark Lord ever. Crack fic! Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3290071/1/ =================== Gave me a bit of amusement but it was too...

Title: 101 Lily Evans Responses For The Question "Hey, Evans, Will You Go Out With Me?" Author: Dudette13 Rating: T Genre: Humor, Romance DLP Category: Humor/Parody Pairing: James/Lily Status: Complete Summary: 101 Lily Evans Responses For the Question, "Hey, Evans, Will You Go Out With Me?" Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3276736/1/ Pretty funny stuff. Some responses had me chuckling, a few were a bit odd--but if you have nothing better to do, check this out! I give it a 4/5. Here is a...

Title: Le Stiffulement du Serpent Author: slightly disturbed Status: Complete/Oneshot Rating: NC17 Genre: Erotica [Should be Comedy] Pairing: Lily/Bellatrix Recommended Section: Restricted Section Summary: God, they shouldn't have been doing this. Not here, not anywhere. But it felt so good. (Bellatrix/Lily) F/F,Alt,FemSlash,Rim http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544176162 ::: Me and Surarrin found this hilarious. Honestly. Just imagine Bellatrix doing that to her in the middle...

Title: Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal of Dangerous Creatures Author: nonjon Rating: M Genre: Humor/General DLP Category: Humor/Parody or General Fics Words: 3,354 Published: December 16, 2006 Status: Complete/One-Shot Pairing: None Summary: One-Shot. Post-Ootp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3292245/1/ I assigned...

Title: How the Voldemort Stole Christmas Author: LeRob Rating: M (graphic violence, albeit comically graphic) Genre: Humor/Crossover DLP Category: Humour Pairing: None. Words: 1,343 Published: December 9, 2006 Status: Complete. Summary: You're a mean one, Mr. Riddle. Link: http://forums.darklordpotter.net/showthread.php?p=88016 - DLP | Works by Author Checked by Minion, February 4, 2013

Title: Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness Author: Christine Morgan Rating: T Genre: Crossover/Humor Pairing: None Words: 5,426 Published: March 22, 2006 Status: Complete, Oneshot Summary: Hogwarts meets the Colbert Report ... guess who the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is? Link: Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness All I can say is bugbears. And LOL! I give this 5/5 but I strongly urge anyone who hasn't at least seen one Colbert Report to not vote since it...

Title: Registration Author: Samvimes Rating: PG, K+ Genre: Humor DLP Category: Humor Pairing: None Words: 6,368 Published: January 21, 2005 Status: Complete: It's a oneshot Summary:When they get roped into waiting to register James' unborn son for Hogwarts, Sirius and Remus have a long day's wait, and a small dilemma -- nobody's picked a name yet. Faturing the Patils, Finnigans, Longbottoms, Malfoys, and one Weasley as supporting cast... Link:...

Title: A New Beginning Author: Void Sorcerer Rating: T Genre: General DLP Genre: Probably General Pairing: None Words: 3,098 Published: December 1, 2006 Status: Complete Summary: What do you do when you finally realize what it is that Fate has in store for you? You accept the task of course, and with it comes, A New Beginning! Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3267556/1/ My first One-Shot a little over 3,000 words. Please tell me what you guys think. Checked by Minion, March 10, 2013

Morpheus' Garden by ManicR - ONESHOT Title: Teeth Author: ManicR Status: Complete/ONESHOT Rating: T Genre: Horror/General Summary: Tea, poppy and pomegranates. Harry avoids his dreams for he is waiting there. Pre-Hogwarts. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3181972/1/ New Link: Childhood Dreams and Growing Up (Collection of One-Shots) While not as creepy as his other oneshot "Teeth", this one still manages to show another creepier aspect of Harry's life. Checked by...

Title: Teeth Author: ManicR Published: September 14, 2006 Status: Complete/ONESHOT Rating: PG-13 Genre: Horror/General Summary: Harry draws a picture. A pre-Hogwarts, slight AU one-shot. Slight horror. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3153752/1/ ::: It's a nice look into the darker aspect of Harry's childhood. 4/5 Checked by Minion, January 23, 2016 Dead Link is still dead. I added a textfile with the (rather short) story. If you know where to find another...

Title: Ginny's Potion Woes Author: The-Caitiff Rating: T Genre: General/Parody Words: 1,825 Published: November 27, 2006 Status: Complete Summary: Post HBP, The truth behind the Monster in Harry's chest and his relationship with Ginny. Darker and more vindictive Harry, but not too evil. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3260328/1/ . I came across this when I was browsing through member profiles . I tried searching for it in the DLP library but couldn't find it suprisingly as caitiff was/is...

Title: What Do You Mean By 'Defeat? Author: Miss Whiskers Genre: Humor/General Rating: K+ Chapters: 2 Words: 10,505 Updated: December 22, 2006 Published: November 23, 2006 Status: Two-Shot (?) Suggested category: "Humor" Summary: Sometimes, the worst mistake you can make is to cheat in a very important game of chess. The second worst thing is inform Dumbledore ten minutes after you were caught cheating at said game... A very odd story about the politically correct term 'defeat'. Link:...

Title: Silence Author: Taure Rating: K Pairings: None Words: 1,280 Published: November 22, 2006 Summary: Oneshot. A small take on a fateful meeting of the International Confederation of Warlocks. Link ff.net: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3256083/1/ Link Wba: https://forums.darklordpotter.net/showthread.php?t=3949 And in the "Work by Author" section here. Just a little one-shot that wouldn't go away after I had re-read a bit of OotP. Enjoy! Edit by Minion, December 17, 2016 Taure removed...

Title: Made with Our Love Author: Marauder Rating: K+ Genre: Romance/Drama Pairing: H/D - SLASH Words: 545 Published: February 7, 2005 Status: Complete Suggested Category: Humor/Parody Summary: Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2254006/1/ A one-shot about Harry's eternal love for Draco and how he's become pregnant from it. H/D shippers rejoice! ...Ok, I was kidding. It's a very short parody about mpreg - read:...

Title: Ground Hog Day Author: Rorschach's Blot Rating: T Genre: Humor/Parody Pairing: Harry/Luna Words: 8,464 Published: Nov. 17, 2006 Status: One Shot Summary: Harry lives the same day over and over again. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3248583/1/ A very fascinating, but rushed one shot. There are a few funny parts--solid grammar and punctuation. Overall, I give it 4/5. Checked by Minion, Nov. 17, 2012

Title: Harry Potter and the Giant Squid Author: Ishtar Genre: Humor Rating: T Status: Finished Pairings: H/Squid Suggested category: "Humor/Parody" Summary: Hermione finds out about Harry's prior relationship. Link: http://ishtar.fanficauthors.net/Harry_Potter_and_the_Giant_Squid/The_Giant_Squid/ A well written one-shot, that I found to be quite funny. I normally avoid one shots, but this one had me chuckling for quite some time.

Title: Take Out The Seeker Author: Nightbreak aka CSI_Tokyo3 Rating: PG-13 Genre: Romance Pairing: Harry/Padma Published: August 24, 2006 Status: Complete (One-shot) Summary:Quidditch held no interest for her. Why, then, was she always there? Link: http://csi-tokyo3.livejournal.com/36595.html Live Journal Purged, No other copy found This is actually not such a bad little story about a post-Voldemort-killing Harry at Hogwarts, and his relationship with Padma. Points off for not killing...

Title: 101 Reasons Why Ginny Never Buys Harry a Gift Author: HermioneCrookshanks919 Rating: T Genre: Comedy Pairing: You'll see Status: One-shot Summary: Hermione questions Harry on how he can love Ginny when she’s never even bought him a gift before. Humor ensues as Harry makes up various excuses for Ginny’s behavior. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2826453/1/ Authors note at start "This is just a short one shot I did with a friend. Beware those of you who ship H/G...this...

Title: Reach the Open Space Author: Tinn Tam Rating: T Genre: General Pairing: none Words: 9,987 Published: October 24, 2006 Status: Complete, Oneshot Summary: After defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter was about to become the most adulated wizard in the History of Wizardkind. But he ruined it all. And he's damn proud of it. Mild violence. Link:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3212519/1/ The final battle and its aftermaths written in Harry's point of view. A possible ending for the HP books, and a...

Title: This Endless Cycle Author: Lachesis Genre: Fantasy/Drama/Angst [Recommended for the Alternates] Rating: PG-13 Words: 2128 Published: August 24, 2006 Status: ONESHOT/Complete Summary: All life is but an endless cycle, birth to death and death to birth, cause and effect, effect and cause. As Harry Potter is about to find out... Some profanity, one-shot until further notice. Link: http://www.ficwad.com/story/28413 ::: Review: A good take on the Harry is...

Title: Hero Training. Author: YamiPaladinofChaos. Genre: Humor. Rating: T. Status: Oneshot. Pairings: None. Suggested category: Humor/Parody Summary: We all know Harrry needs to be trained to fight Voldemort, and we all know that Dumbledore is the one to do it. A rather... different look at Dumbledore's version of training. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2401701/1/ Found this while searching for a fic it was written before HBP came out so it's Au.

Title: The Legends & the Stooges of Fate Author: DrT Genre: Action/Adventure, Drama Rating: PG-13 Status: ONE-SHOT (7K) Pairings: H/Luna, Neville/Hermione (background) Suggested category: "General" Summary: A possible ending for Book Seven and the Epilogue Link: http://www.ficwad.com/viewstory.php?sid=31063 Pretty good post-HBP one-shot. Has all the right stuff: Dark & independent Harry, manipulative!Dumbledore and dead Weasleys. Too bad it's only the conclusion of what could have...

Title: Alice's Wonderland Author: Vash The Unholy Status: Oneshot Rating: NC-17 Published: October 17, 2006 Words: 2948 Summary: Neville gets a new daddy. Link: DLP LJ Ficwad PatronusCharm Just a short little "O_o WTF" Piece. not a serious attempt at anything. Enjoy! Checked July 30, 2012: The story was deleted on ff.net, but it's also available on PatronusCharm Checked by Dark Syaoran, June 6, 2014. Updated old Ficwad link.

Title: The Only One He Ever Feared Author: jjtaylor Rating: PG-13 Genre: Dark Pairing: None Words: 2,078 Published: June 4, 2005 Status: Complete, One-Shot Summary: You've got it all wrong. We're not the bad guys... Link: http://hp-au-ficathon.livejournal.com/4460.html?nojs=1 I loved this, but I don't want to spoil it for everybody. 9/10 Edit: DLP Genre: Er, I guess either Dark Arts or General. Checked by Minion, February. 5, 2013 Fixed the link. Thx to Henry Persico for the info.

Title: Clarke's Law Author: Isis Rating: PG Genre: Action/Adventure, Crossover, General Pairing: N/A Words: 22085 Published: Nov. 7 2005 Status: Completed (One Shot) Suggested category: Alternate/Crossover Summary: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. (Crossover with the Harry Potter series.) Link: http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=3964 Its a good crossover with SGA. Has Carson Bennett as the protagonist and he's not actually Harry...

Title: The Most Horrible Thing Author: cuddlebearlove Genre: General/Humor Rating: M Status: series of short one-shots Pairings: see below - several hints on various pairings - the last two with SLASH pairings Suggested category: Humor/Parody Summary: Fourteen year old Harry needs ‘The talk’. It is a series of related one-shots with one or more teachers or adults per story try to explain ... well ... you know ... the bees ... and the flowers ... and the resulting flower-bees ... Don’t stop...

Title: Fluffy The CatWhoMustNotBeNamed Author: The-Caitiff Rating: T Genre: Humor/Parody Pairing: None Words: 1,223 Published: August 8, 2006 Status: Oneshot Summary: Harry recieves a birthday gift that is by far the most useful thing he ever had. May become a series of one shots not connected by plot. Link: Story Here, Laugh Good! It's short, somewhat cliched in how it starts out, but once you get past standard Fifth Year Summer Setup #6543, the author manages to take the...

Title: Naught But A Whimsy Author: the quintessence of wyrd Rating: K+ Genre: General/Romance Pairing: Harry/Luna Status: Complete (One-Shot) Summary: Luna’s still a banana nut muffin. Difference is that Harry’s in the picture. Just a general mess of a HPLL ficcy. But, there you go. Enjoy my meaningless sentimental tinted sludge. Link: Here Odd, but cute story I found. I was rather impressed at how the author characterized Luna, most Harry/Luna stories portray her as some pathetic...

Title: Good Boy Author: Tarie Status: Complete/Oneshot Pairing: Ron/Narcissa Rating: M -> NC-17 [Semi-NonCon] Genre: Drama/Erotica Suggested Section: Restricted Section Link: http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/tarie/GB01a.html Summary: Ron takes a trip to Diagon Alley and becomes side-tracked by Narcissa Malfoy. (Ron/Narcissa) I know most of you guys hate Ron, but this was entertaining to me for the five minutes I spent on it.

Title: Harry Potter and the Dance off Author: Surarrin Rating: K Genre: Humor Pairing: None. Words: 4,114 Published: January 6, 2006 Status: Complete Summary: [One Shot]Two Horcruxes left, what does Harry do? he challenges Voldemort to a dance off. If Voldemort can beat his score he concedes the war. But he never said what would happen if Voldemort failed to beat it. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2740700/1/ Sounds retarded an d like a gay Highschool musical-whatever the hell the Ballet...

Title: Harry Potter and the Quest for Tail Author: Xiph0 Rating: T/PG-13 Genre: (Tasteless) Humor Pairing: None. Words: 586 Published: September 11, 2006 Status: One-Shot Complete. Summary: In a world full of witches sporting tails, will Harry ever find the one right for him? [/intentionally misleading - I want Romance-Fan flames, god-damnit :p] Link: Ficwad DarkSyaoran and I were discussing Big D's Pokegirls fic, the concept of "Pokegirls", and somehow this is the end result....

Title: Musings on a life oddly lived Author: Honorable Slytherin and Christy3k Rating: PG 13 Genre: Comedy Pairing: Everyone gets with everyone in this one. Summary: What would it be like if the HP characters found out about their fan fiction? Yes, it's been done before, but there's a twist at the end that's original. Link: http://www.freewebs.com/buffy871/musingsonalifeoddlylived.htm

Title: Luna's Hobby Author: nonjon Genre: Humor/General Rating: M Words: 3,953 Published: August 14, 2006 Status: One Shot Pairings: No pairings specifically Suggested category: "Humor/Parody" Summary: COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true? Link: http:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3104466/1/ nonjon strikes again!!! A bloody good fic that had me giggling insanely. Presenting a very devious,...

Title: Too Late Author: whatareyouevensaying Rating: NC 17 Genre: Action/Adventure, Erotic Pairing: Harry/Narcissa Published: 2006/08/10 Updated: 2007/08/12 Words: 4171 Status: One Shot, possible more chapters Summary:Post HBP Harry confronts Severus Snape after Dumbledore's death. Chaos ensues. NO SLASH! This is his entry in the PottersPlace3 yahoo group's monthly scene writing contest of July 2006. Harry finds and confronts Snape after Dumbledore's murder. Harry is seduced by an older...

Title: Twisted Roses Author: Lady Salazar Pairing: HPLE Rating: T Words: 624 Published: January 9, 2006 Status: Complete/ONESHOT Summary: Even though it means her death, Lily just can't let Harry go. Mild HP/LE Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2745133/1/ This was the first oneshot I read, and will always stay as my favorite. Just give it chance. Checked by Minion, March 4, 2013

Title: The Night Before Author: Cypher3au Rating: R Genre: ...uh... Pairing: Harry/Fleur Words: 2697 Published: July 6, 2006 Status: Oneshot Summary: The night before Bill and Fleur's wedding was one that Harry would remember vividly for a long time... Link: http://ficwad.com/story/19280 A one-shot response to a monthly challenge on Potter's Place 3, though I'll most likely be adding one or two more chapters later on. Checked by Minion, March 4, 2013 Checked by Dark Syaoran, October...

Title: In The Shadows Author: SkySong Rating: 15+ Pairing: None Status: Complete/Oneshot - 546 Words - 1 Chapter Link: http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory.php?psid=188793 Summary: He wasnt mentioned much, not that it bothered him, he was quite happy sitting in the shadows..watching and waiting. Noone ever worries about him, he's not perceived as a threat-and that suits his purposes just fine. In response to Lyn Midnights challenge fic of a nameless person...can you guess who...

Dinner Time by Dark-Syaoran - M Title: Dinner Time Author: Dark Syaoran Rating: M Pairings: Harry/Axe(If you squint) Published: June 27, 2006 (DLP) Words: 7,322 Category: General/Horror Suggested DLP Category: I'd say the Psycho Section, but we don't have one. I'll have to go with Dark Arts. Summary: Just a simple day in the life of Harry James Potter. That is, until around seven. [One Shot] Link: FanFiction.Net Link: DLP.Net Link: FicWad.Com Link: PatronusCharm.Net I'm bored...

Title: Walking Shadow Author: Pogrebin Rating: PG-13 Genre: Drama Pairing: Pairing serves almost no importance. Words: 8480 Updated: April 28, 2003 Status: One-Shot. Summary: There is a story here, just one thread in the knotted up wool ball of history, stretched out and twisted, curled around a finger like a noose. It is not truth, because it is words, and in the sin of writing down life, it changes. July 31st 2030: for the second time in his life, Harry Potter makes a choice. Truth....

Title: Harry's Reckoning Author: jmcqk6 Rating: M - somewhat heavy on the violence Genre: Action/Adventure / Fantasy Pairing: None (Harry / Hermione friendship) Status: Completed Summary: Staring Sixth Year Right.' Harry changed over the summer, and on the night of his return to the magical world, he seeks justice, righting the wrongs he and others have suffered. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2993608/1/ I don't know how well this work will be accepted at these forums, but I'm...

Title: Happy Birthday, Mr Dark Lord Author: angel772 Rating: K Words: 1,522 Published: November 12, 2005 Status: Complete (One-Shot) Summary: ONE SHOT. Lord Voldemort announces that he's going to celebrate his birthday with Sugar Quills, PintheBeakontheHippogriff, and Death Eaters in hula skirts. Has he finally lost his mind? Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2658132/1/ It's amusing. But not laugh-out-loud, but the twist at the end is delicious. Is a Quasi- Redeemed!Pettigrew, but only...

Title: Lies, Deceit and Manipulations Author: Aekiel Rating: T Genre: Humor Pairing: Harry/Ginny Harry/Hermione Status: Complete Summary: Oneshot Harry tests out a new machine. Link:http://www.ficwad.com/viewstory.php?sid=16293 Just a one-shot I thought up when really, really tired tonight. (Its 2am here) EDIT: Changed some mistakes. (I was VERY tired when I wrote/posted it so its understandable)

Title: A Nice Cup of Tea and a Lie Down Author: Bernice Rating: T Genre: General/Humor Status: ONE-SHOT Pairings: None Link: http://members.ozemail.com.au/~brussell/tea.htm Great one-shot. Sort of a dark humor, for those who like that.