why is the background of dlp green? Why are balls round? why not square? why is the sun yellow? shouldn't it be red because its really hot? how does a pen work? where does ink come from? how are headphones made? why did edison want to invent the light bulb? why did people invent tennis? wasn't badminton good enough? When did the idea of the pyramids first come about? who created smileys on the net? who created forums? who is god? where is he? what is he? if he exists, how come he does not rule physically? why did philosopher's waste their time with philosophy? who cares? why do they care? why am i asking these questions? how do you harness metal from underground? how do you mold it into objects? who invented that? why? why did anyone invent slippers? why haven't humans evolved into three eyed green skinned alien like creatures yet? why haven't the other animals evolved to smarter creatures yet? why do people spend so much time on politics? why do people care? how come there is sixty seconds in a minute? why not a hundred seconds? how come there are twenty four hours? why not twenty five? who made tables? who made desks? who invented the switch? why did a person invent a wheel? why didn't armies march on bycicles in the olden days? was walking really that good compared to bikes? who invented gunpowder? how? why? who invented guns? how do birds fly? why? why can't they walk instead? how come parrots can repeat but can't talk? why haven't they evolved to become smarter yet? Why do I have constipation?