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Gizoogle, for the World's Phattest Fanfiction

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Andrela, Oct 9, 2015.

  1. Halt

    Halt 1/3 of the Note Bros.

    May 27, 2010
    Couldn't resist translating the Magnate's summary:

    Mastery of dark juice - can you handle it?
  2. Oment

    Oment The Betrayer

    Apr 11, 2011
    So there's the Pokémon theme song:

    Aragorn's speech at the Black Gate:

    Shadow of Angmar summary:

    For a bit of a juxtaposition, have Keating's poetry speech from DPS:
    And for a bit of amusement, guess the source on these:

    Ozymandias, Bohemian Rhapsody, St Crispin's Day speech from Henry V (4.3), Never Gonna Give You Up, Star-Spangled Banner
  3. Elemental

    Elemental Squib

    Oct 8, 2015
    High Score:
    This just made my day folks.

    Deathly Hallows' summary:
    ' A clash between phat n' evil awaits as lil' Harry , Ron n' Hermione prepare fo' a gangbangin' final battle against Lord Voldemort yo. Harry has grown tha fuck into a steely lad on a mission ta rid tha ghetto of evil. Da playaz must search fo' tha Horcruxes dat keep tha dastardly wizzle immortal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack yo. Harry n' Voldemort hook up at Hogwarts Castle fo' a epic showdown where tha forcez of darknizz may finally hook up they match..