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Witch Hunt #9 Halftime Edition

Discussion in 'Little Italy' started by Jan, Jul 10, 2017.

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  1. Jarizok

    Jarizok Auror DLP Supporter

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    dyachei This is your time to shine. Restore order to the thread plz.
     
  2. Beruru

    Beruru First Year

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    My wagon is definitely not pure. Lmao.

    Fable's constant misrepresentation of my posts and disregard of my attempts to actually play a game normally is... not town? Like, he even did an iso of me and it feels like he never actually read a word I said. Dude is digging a tunnel and trying to take the entire thread with him.

    Is this how Fable normally plays? If you're incapable of sincerely evaluating my posts because you've set out to kill me from the beginning... I mean, he is also solidly in the "can't read" faction. But, like... is this wine? I don't understand how a player can be this way and have people actually... following him. What the fuck.

    Vote: Fable

    That votal is pretty great, too. Love that "appears to be divided town but witches definitely want to murder bears" divided votes sweetness. And now people voting me are going afk for EoD in order to force my lynch through, because there won't be enough votes for another lynch... brutal strats.

    Although... Fable is right about one thing. I probably can't finish all that last night's me set out to do with only six hours left. And tbh, I don't really care about helping people who don't respect me or my time.

    On the other hand, I don't think it's actually possible to get nine people to vote me, so maybe it's actually worth it to at least try and finish the first ISO? Thoughts, guys.
     
  3. Jarizok

    Jarizok Auror DLP Supporter

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    How about no? The fuck is this? I advocate in you favor and you do this just to spite me or what?
     
  4. Beruru

    Beruru First Year

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    This is why you're a witch.
     
  5. Jarizok

    Jarizok Auror DLP Supporter

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    Thank god this is even worse than proposing a no lynch. Do you weave these narratives on the spot or do you have a list somewhere to choose from?
     
  6. Acionyx

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    Citrus Okay yeah I can definitely get the town feel from that first one and the second one's pretty odd for a witch outside of rubicon/dya being teamed and that's a stretch still given dya's apparent experience.
     
  7. Jarizok

    Jarizok Auror DLP Supporter

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    Like a great man once said in this thread: "1v1 me bro"
     
  8. Fable

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    Then lynch me idgaf but I don't have time to do all I set out to do.

    In case I do get lynched I'm the zealot and don't let the gravedigger say otherwise.
     
  9. Rubicon

    Rubicon High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    Bleh. This post comes across as building a reason to vote the most popular counterwagon to yourself.
     
  10. Jarizok

    Jarizok Auror DLP Supporter

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    Paging KaiDASH

    Zealot doesn't claim there, right? Townie frustration or... something else?
     
  11. Fable

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    I take back the wanting to talk to beruru part if she's going to respond with trash like that.
     
  12. Beruru

    Beruru First Year

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    We're not lynching Citrus.

    We're not lynching me.

    We're nooooooot lynching Vaimes, or dC, or Acio.

    I realize that some of these people aren't actually under threat of lynch... but I want to say this anyway. It's important.
     
  13. Jarizok

    Jarizok Auror DLP Supporter

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    I don't get it. It's not like it's unsurmountable odds here for Fable. He's not even the leading wagon yet.

    ---------- Post automerged at 22:54 ---------- Previous post was at 22:52 ----------

    You're just throwing names out there in the hope someone starts another wagon on one of these people just to be contrary. You want more chaos. We aaaaaare lynching you.
     
  14. Citrus

    Citrus First Year

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    Why aren't we lynching me Beruru?

    ---------- Post automerged at 03:56 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:55 PM ----------

    No we are not ever no lynching D1 by-the-by
     
  15. tom

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    Gross.
    /ten
     
  16. Rubicon

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    Yeah never mind, let's just lynch beru.
    vote: beruru
     
  17. Beruru

    Beruru First Year

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    Why are you lolcatting at me if you're town? I don't get it.
     
  18. tom

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    Wait, we can't both be Zealot. And you are none of the holy villagers that I know the identity of.
    [there are no good gifs for that I've been looking for days]
     
  19. Beruru

    Beruru First Year

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    Because................................................ you're town? And the thread is tunneling on you just as hard as it's tunneling on me, and the only litmus test I have for that is... me. So you're town. I guess.

    ---------- Post automerged at 02:06 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:03 PM ----------

    It's true, though. For realsies. When wolves run live thread, they can do that. But you already knew that, right?
     
  20. Jarizok

    Jarizok Auror DLP Supporter

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    It's not safe to go it on your own. Take this.

    *tom obtained dank zealot gif!*

    https://media0.giphy.com/media/YZ4oKaMlqan3W/200w.gif

    ^ This is me lolcatting ftr Beru
     
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