Well, first of all you have to find the witch's third nipple...

 

Nothing Worth Having Comes Easily -:- By : Book_addict_89 -:- Published : July 10, 2017
Updated : August 3, 2017 5:43 am -:- Rated : Adult + -:- Chapters : 8 -:- Reviews : 12 -:- Dragon prints : 1717
Located : Harry Potter > Slash - Male/Male > Harry/Draco

Killing Voldemort was a walk in the park compared to what Harry and Draco face now. Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts the boys are married and wanting to start a family of their own. Only nothing worth having comes easily. *This is a story about infertility and the boys journey to becoming parents.*

Even if this wasn't a gay Harry fic. Why would anyone want to read this crap?

 

But they're both guys, how can they have a kid together? Is it even called infertility in men? Do they mean like a surrogate mother who's infertile?

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!

Also: Harry/Draco *shudders*

 

You know exactly what fanfic about two guys having a kid together means.

 

Years of working hard at repression says otherwise.

 

The Idiot by jinxy1991
Strong Uzumaki Naruto Donkey Sakura bitchy Sakura Kekkei Genkai | Bloodline Limit Uchiha Uzumaki - Freeform Rinnegan Sharingan rinne sharingan Team 7 - Freeform

Summary
Naruto has always played the idiot the loud annoying dobe that people looked down on
but the truth is he's a tactical genius and far more powerful than all the Kage.

After becoming a Genin he drops his disguise. His team discovers secrets that not even the Hokage knew about and Sasuke is sent on a ride full of questions.


Donkey Sakura... Why not just put bashing?

 

I'm most impressed that the author managed to not spell anything wrong.

 

"loud annoying dobe"?

 

Well, technically that's not spelled wrong... it's just really awkward language mixing.

 

It's morally wrong.

 

Why does that need to be mentioned at all, let alone as a warning?

 

Do you even 2017 bro?

 

His bio reads: "I've been an adult for quite awhile now"

No, dude, apparently you haven't been an adult for a while, if at all.

WHAT did you say... teme?

 

I don't even...

 

I mean black-k-kat (a naruto ff writer , surprisingly good) stopped her story reverse for a time after reviewers asked her why there were no straight people in Konoha

 

It's obviously an insidious plot between the Konoha Dentistry Association and the Stork Summon Clan to put fluoride into the water to make Konoha wholly dependent on the Storks for new ninja.

 

I don't know if this is Dumbledore bashing.

 

How a pairing can be "not really, but sort of" het?

 

Looks like they had a stroke writing that second sentence.

 

I just can't figure out why anyone would want to write a Superjail romance SI.