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Mountainous Mafia #2: Murder in Vanilla Town

Discussion in 'Little Italy' started by Vira, Sep 10, 2017.

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  1. Fluffiness

    Fluffiness DA Member

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    Vote Jari
     
  2. Miner

    Miner Order Member

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    Asmo just put himself on the naughty list. ]
     
  3. Vira

    Vira Third Year ~ Prestige ~

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    THE DAY IS OVER!
     
  4. Jarizok

    Jarizok Auror DLP Supporter

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    Thrillerfiller
     
  5. Vira

    Vira Third Year ~ Prestige ~

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    Mountainous Mafia #2 Votal 1.20

    Jari [9] - Beru, Font, Rubicon, Jan, Fable, GH, Miner, Asmo, Jari.
    GH [2] - Delphine, Fluff.
    Beru [1] - Jari.

    With eleven players alive, it will take six votes to soft-lynch and nine votes to hard-lynch!

    Hard lynch has been reached!



    “How am I an Unhappy Camper?” Jari complained as he was dragged to the guillotine. “I’m clearly happy!”

    “Jari, your brand of happiness isn’t happy,” someone said. “You’ve beaten up four ducks, a sign post, Typhon, then tried to punch a racoon.” The raccoon won. “There’s something wrong with you.”

    “I’m having fun! Aw, come on, guys…” Jari struggled as they tried to tie him to the guillotine with duct tape (no one brought ropes). “I dun wanna.” Jari wrenched his arms away and backed up. Behind him, town people raised their butterfly nets. “This is so not cool.”

    “Jari, you’re not getting out of this,” someone said. “Surrender peacefully and we’ll lynch you peacefully.”

    But Jari wasn’t looking at them. He looked up at the guillotine, it’s blood-stained wood and the gleaming blade that took two days to clean. A spark lit in his eye.

    The town suddenly knew what was about to happen.

    “Jari, don’t do it.”

    “I’m gonna fight it,” Jari said.

    “Jari...”

    Jari charged at the inanimate object, fists raised and yelling.

    “JARI!”

    Five minutes later, Jari was a splat on the ground.

    It turns out that throwing yourself at a bunch of wood and metal with only your fists didn’t bode well for your bones. The more you know~

    “He’s smiling even in death,” someone said quietly. “We were wrong. Jari was a Happy Camper all along.”



    Jari fought a guillotine and lost!

    He was a Town Happy Camper!



    Night One has started!

    --- Post automerged ---




    That morning, the town gathered in the clearing in front of the guillotine, so the poor sods tasked to clean it could hear their worry.

    “Font hasn’t shown up,” someone said. “She’s always here first because she loves murdering scum and town sometimes. Where is she?”

    Everyone shrugged, and one person volunteered to go look for her. This person went to Font’s cabin and knocked on the door, only for it to swing open. Inside was dark and empty. On the table, neatly lined up, were tools of torture. Thumb screws, nail removers, knives, tickle dusters- all dangerous weapons that Font used on the worst of scum. But here they were, unused.

    “Font?” this person called, and ascended the ladder to the loft only to stop at the last rail.

    There beside her bed was Font, blood pooling around her and one of her own knives in her back. She had obviously been taken by surprise.

    This clinched it.

    There are murderers on the loose, and they won’t stop until everyone is dead…



    Font was ambushed and stabbed!

    She was a Town Happy Camper!



    Livelist. (9).

    Asmodeus.
    Beru.
    Delphine.
    Fable.
    General Hankerchief.
    His Fluffiness.
    Jan.
    Miner.
    Rubicon.



    With nine alive, it takes five votes to soft-lynch and seven to hard lynch!


    Day Two has started!
     
  6. Fable

    Fable First Year

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    Seems about right.
     
  7. Beruru

    Beruru First Year

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    This is why I don't make walls overnight.

    Although if you think you can mislynch me without Fonti... ?

    This is going to be interesting.
     
  8. Jan

    Jan Fourth Year

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    Stupid clowns.

    Vote Beruru
     
  9. Beruru

    Beruru First Year

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    I really hope we get to see more of Delphine this Day.
     
  10. Fable

    Fable First Year

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    Vote:Fluff

    I think?
     
  11. Jan

    Jan Fourth Year

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    But, why?
     
  12. Fluffiness

    Fluffiness DA Member

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    Why would I kill one of the people who was fighting for me to not get lynched?
     
  13. Fable

    Fable First Year

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    I'm fairly sure he was lurking at EoD which isn't great?
    --- Post automerged ---
    That's WIFOM.

    Fonti was widely village read and a logical choice for the NK.
    --- Post automerged ---
    Like real talk Fonti and Rubicon were the only people who had any chance of dying last night.
     
  14. Fluffiness

    Fluffiness DA Member

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    You were scumreading both fonti and Jari to an extent.

    And yet when they both flip town, you express satisfaction that fonti is dead, and have not acted like your reads have changed now that two of your null or below reads are dead. Gross.

    Vote beruru
     
  15. Jan

    Jan Fourth Year

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    Fluff should provide more content at this point, but I think bears EoD was strictly worse.
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    I thought it was between Fonti and myself, but that might just be me.
     
  16. Asmodeus

    Asmodeus Squib

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    Is this why you killed her? Because you don't think you'll be lynched otherwise?

    Also, mind explaining what info you got fron Jari's lynch? You said you were starting to see him as town but still wanted to lynch him "for info"
     
  17. Asmodeus

    Asmodeus Squib

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    I didn't think font had a chance of it tbh, but maybe I was biased cause of suspecting her after the flip
    Thought it was between me and Rubi but like this a lot better
     
  18. Fable

    Fable First Year

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    It's not possible to ctrl+F search on mobile right?
     
  19. Fluffiness

    Fluffiness DA Member

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    Explain what you mean by this?
     
  20. Fable

    Fable First Year

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    Rubicon, Asmo, Delphine and possibly beruru pending something I need to go check when I get home is my Village circle rn.
     
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