Ginny had it with Dean and Michael. Ron had it with Lavender. I think Hermione also had it with Krum. But Harry never did as we know Ginny wanted to give him his first time in DH. All he had was one kiss with Cho And some snogging with Ginny. I doubt he even got a blowjob. Seems strange for someone who is famous, could have any girl he wanted and had girls throwing himself at him like Romilda.

 

He had kids.

 

If I ask you for canon sources on those claims, I'll be wasting my time, won't I?

 

Its a kids book for fucks sake. The MC is not going to be having sex and if he is, then we aren't going to know.

 

When Brandon Sanderson's publisher asked if his two MCs were fucking in Mistborn, Sanderson said, "oh, absolutely." Brandon Sanderson is a Mormon. Maybe why he didn't write sex scenes into those books. And, as was said upthread, HP started as a children's series and went YA. And if Harry was still a virgin when he defeated Voldemort... so what? Is there a formula?

<FAMOUS>+<TEENAGER>+<VIRGIN>=LOSER?

OP is a dummy dum dum.

 

*predits future addition to hall of shame*

Within the verisimilitude of the HP books, sex is not a thing. Which isn't that unusual, lots of books sidestep it for one reason or another - genre, audience, author preference.

 

Oh he did , we just don't see it .

 

It's not a given that Harry did the dirty while at Hogwarts. In the absence of evidence though, you can argue either way.

 

On his... what, exactly?

 

Wand.

 

Nowhere is it even remotely stated that any of the characters you mentioned had sex. Granted the possibility is quite high with a few of the pairs mentioned given ages and general teenage promiscuity but you had to go and include Hermione and Krum, didn't you?

Have you read the series? Have you even the slightest inkling of Hermione's character? That she's fourteen? That she is a character with a bucket load of self respect and morals? Hell, even Krum is decidedly more shy in canon than the oft depicted large dicked oaf the fandom seems to favour.

I have a feeling you watched the movies, maybe skimmed the books and then jumped wholeheartedly into fanon where Neville is giving Sprout the length in Greenhouse three to the backdrop of Mandrake orgasms. (Unlike their cries, Mandrake orgasms gift people with prodigious sexual stamina. Obvs.)

Also, as one final point to end this drivelling erection fulled lump of text you regard as a decent post, in HBP we see a paragraph summary of months of Harry and Ginny's happy relationship.

JKR isn't going to write, "they fuxxored in a cupboard" because it's a massive disservice to her own writing and characters to discard months worth of relationship and sum it all up in favour of having half a chapter dedicated to awkward teenage sex.

Yeah, it would be gratifying to some fans but something tells me the people who want that aren't the sort JKR wants to gratifyingly in the first place.

TLR - There's as much evidence to say Harry and Ginny fucked as there is to say Ron and Lavender fucked. None.

Also, get your head out of your ass with the Krum shit.

 

Who cares if Harry had sex. The much more interesting question is why he never had to shit.
I mean, seriously, is there one example of him taking a dump anywhere in the books?
The amount of congestion that man must have is unbelievable.

 

I had always taken this as JKR indicating, as best she could in a book series originally marketed at children, that Harry and Ginny were getting busy around the lake.

 

That is unbelievably open to interpretation though. Without WoG you could claim it meant just about anything.

 

There's enough shitty fanon about whom Harry fucks or is fucked by. The books never spelled it out, didn't have to and frankly would have suffered for it.

Also, I'm not sure lunchtime is the right time to have sex outside.

 

You've obviously never experienced the glory of crumbs up your crack.