After watching the muggle news on what is happening in the Middle East, harry turns himself into a walking bomb, walks in to Voldy's headquarters and before he detonates himself says "this is for Dumbledore."

Or....

After defeating Voldy, Ginny asks Harry to Hogwarts first annual Sadie Hawkins dance, keeping his own mental promise he immediatly takes out his wand and AK's himself..

Or..

After years of curiosity Harry accepts a Lemon drop from Dumbledore after popping it in his mouth he chokes to death.

Or...

After defeating Voldemort Harry needs some more excitement in his life, after seeing an ad for skydiving in a muggle paper he decides that he'll give it a shot. When he jumps both his original and alternate parachutes won't open and Harry falls 500 feet to his death.

 

trying to cast avarda kadavre while looking in the mirror

 

At least get the spelling right, nubcake.


Harry is sent back in time when he chases Sirius through the Veil only to find himself and Sirius in Nazi Germany. After several days hiding away from the cops he is found by a man who looks exactly like himself but older which turns out to be his grandfather. After a long heartfelt conversation, his Grandad Arnold believes he's crazy, tricks him to dig his own grave before shooting him in the back whilst yelling 'Heil Hitler!'.

 

Well, to be honest, some of the suggestions could not be any better than their alternative. And what do we have anyway? More remembering than actually inventing. Plagiarism. Vulgarism. Or, as it seems to be the line, death in some obnoxiously mundane manner.

Hair-drier, anyone? That's from Ruskbyte, only there was towel. And really, hair-drier?

Well, and my own hand in aiding stupidity:

While at the same time Voldemort being run down by a truck.
And that's too, plagiarism.

Another one: Harry dies of asphyxiation, crushed down in a line for the seventh book on July, 21.

 

I've got one.

Harry after having a lot of tiring sex, goes to sit on the crapper and dies.

 

Harry returns to the burrow where he is force fed until his stomach explodes because as Molly said "he's much to thin for a boy his age."

Or...

Cho Chang, vengefully that she was dumped for a the redheaded tart drugs Harry and he falls off his broom during the Ravenclaw Gryffindor match. Ironically he would have survived but he saw and grabbed the snitch on his way down and because of that landed on his head.

 

Harry bumps into Princess Diana in Paris.

 

I've got one.

After trying to use a Dark Arts book that Herman found, he uses a necromancy spell in a duel with Voldemort. After mispronouncing Voldemort's name, the spell goes wrong.

In casting the spell Harry has given himself a zombie virus, where he dies. Then after eating the brains of Voldemort and all his death eaters, he get's cornered by the Order of the Pheonix.

Much feasting of blood and gut's ensue as the Order attempt to fight him, till he is finally brought down by a decapitation spell.

Litha

 

Mob lynched by the general English populace when he skips over Iron Maiden flicking through radio stations.

Anyone who skips over Iron Maiden dies. Any Englishman who skips over Iron Maiden dies several times.

 

Harry realises that he has an rather embarassing problem, after taking (to much) medication (Viagra) for it, he dies from the lack of blood in his brain.

or

A desperate fangirl finds herself in the marvelous world of Harry Potter, tracks down Harry and attempts to have her way with him. When the 600+ pound slash lover attempts to stradle the poor boy who lived, he gets trapped within her folds (still not sure which ones) and disappears for a year. Having been searching all this time, Dumbledore navigates the vast unforgiving rolls of the fangirl using the numerous tracking spells that the typical IndyHarry writer says the headmaster puts on him, finds Harry far to late to save him, as he had died of suffocation within ten minutes of be-ing ensnared and had rotted within the sweat soaked environment a long time ago.

 

Harry finds himself pulled though a portal into a Fangirl Slash world, and does the only noble thing he can think of and offs himself when Both Ron and Draco proposition him at the same time.

 

No the noble thing would be to help all the poor deprived womenfolk get some straight blood back into the genepool. Slashworld needs H/Harem to survive.

 

Is it? Which fic is that from? I admit I've only read Flying Without a Broom by him, but he actually did the hair-drier one? Damn. Its just that's the way I predict I'm gonna die, preferably with the veela... but that's unlikely.

 

Harry has killed Voldemort in his 7th Year and Need a Job but doesn't have a certificate. So he needs a job, becoming the driver of the Hogwarts Express he has an accident with a flying Ford on his first tour.

 

I got one!

Harry attempts to back in time for the typical reasons (everyone died in the war, Voldemort won, etc.) and ends up in the year 1692. In Salem, Massachusetts, to be more precise.

I'll let your imagination do the rest.

 

I got another one, yay for me. I dedicate this to the little sadist in us all.

Finding that he has nothing else to lose, after all he only love prospects J.K.R. gives him involve his best friend's ugly sister or a bunch of weird stalker chicks armed to the teeth with varius magical infatuation inducing objects, Harry goes out to London and gets himself a hooker. Harry and the hooker he purchases, a fat, peg-legged woman named Lola, retire for the night in a hotel that Lola picked out. Upon entering the hotel room, Lola's pimp jumps out from behind the door and bitch slaps the Boy-Who-Was-Desperate onto the ground. After relieving Harry of all his valuables, the Pimp promptly put a bullet in beteen Harry's eyes.
Moral of the Story: Don't be dumbass.
or
I really should get a hobby or something, 'cause it scares me that I took the time to think that through and commit that to the keyboard.

 

Harry finally gets internet and finds, much to his horror, thousands of slash fanfiction. After managing to crawl away from this computer in abject terror he starts to think that all actions made by male around him are sexual advances. When Snape confronts him later Harry screams and stabs him with a knife. Convinced that that only way he can be safe is if he kills all the people of the male persuasion, Harry performs a dark ritual, forgetting he is a boy as well.

Hows that?

 

Harry joins the South Bronx Parasite Dieting program. Lulz ensues when a horrible insect bursts from inside his body and proceeds to consume Herman and Weasel.

Edit: His last words: Damn, them some tig 'ol bitties.

 

In a fit of rage Vernon burns Harry's owl, Hedwig. Harry--while upset--decides to do the sensible thing and by a new owl, as they are very useful. Upon arriving at the appropriate store, the owls sense the aura of owl-death around him and attack. They eat his fingers, toes, and eyes. Harry survives however, due to some quite work by Madame Pomfrey. She regrows his fingers, toes, and eyes. She does not remember to change the bed pan though, and it leaks in the night. This causes harry to drown in a puddle of his own piss.

 

I Implore someone to actually write this^ as a Smut/parody!

Anyways,

Harry, After Offing Voldimort, Plots his own acention as the next Dark Lord with Ginny as his first and most faithful follower. Thankfully Latent magic in the cosmos has pity on him and destroys him before his insanity spreads any furthor... The cosmos then sets up Ron as the next dark lord just cause Ginny will (Possibly) leave him alone.

Or... (Since most of the Sex ones are either Exceptionally Improbable or just plain twisted I figure I'll add some more )

The day after defeating the darklord, Harry is abducted by the underground slave market and sold into slavery. He manages to kill himself shortly after finding out he's been sold to Draco.

(This next one is for you Exceptionally perverse People)

---WARNING! CONTAINS PSYCOLOGICAL WEAPONRY!---
--Not to be Viewed by the faint of Heart, nor the weak of Stomach--

Umbitch Manages to get harry Placed under her 'Supervision' for his parole after killing Voldimort. After two weeks of unspeakable mental and physical abuse he manages to get out of the Leather restraints and offs himself with a piece of broken glass. (Please don't make me go into any more detail, the thought of Umbitch and S&M is tramatizing in it's self)

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Now, For the love of all that's holy can we try to get some more that are NOT Completely Repulsive?

Edit: Just so you don't mis-understand me, there have been Several rather good ones, but many of these are just Borderline wrong... As witnessed above.