bleh

Lump: shadow
Lynch: jari

 

glgl

 

I hate you all.

 

just to stop enterprising scum from doing anything stupid to it :/

 

Day One Ends!​

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Unfortunately, you're all too busy standing around the village fountain casting suspicious glances at each other to really notice the sun shining and the birds chirping.

Fuck sunshine, there are witches to kill, seems to be the prevailing attitude in the village.

Eventually, as the sun starts to go down, a few of you start making less and less subtle remarks about heading to the pub, so you decide you might as well rope someone up to a lamppost and kick our their legs.

"You know, they say in every group of friends, there's at least one person who's capable of murder," says [playername]. "I suspect it's Jarizok, so let's kill him before he can cause any harm."

People seem to think it's a fine idea indeed, and Jarizok is dragged up to the noose kicking and screaming, protesting his innocence the entire time. A few of you feel bad about it, but there are drinks to be had and it's getting dark.

Meanwhile, Shadowlancer is off in the corner frantically hugging a panda. It's super uncomfortable. The panda doesn't seem to mind, though. It looks like Shadowlancer and the panda are becoming fast friends.

As Jarizok's feet stop spasmodically twitching (because of his gruesome death - you monsters), you all amble into the bar for a night of drinking and carousing and passing out in your beds. Don't worry, nothing bad will happen after you pass out.

Probably.


Jarizok has been lynched!


Day End Vote Count
Jarizok: [8] Fontisian, Vaimes, Jan, Newcomb, Shadowlancer, Asmodeus, Waco Kid, DichotomousCreator
Shadowlancer: [3] Gemma, Stanari, Jarizok
Waco Kid: [1] Cobalt
DichotomousCreator [1]: Tom

With 13 alive, 7 is soft lynch, and 10 is hard lynch.

Day End Lump, the Friendly Panda Elect
Shadowlancer: [6] Fontisian, Jan, Waco Kid, Asmodeus, Newcomb, DichotomousCreator
Jarizok: [3] Jarizok, Gemma, Stanari
Newcomb: [3] Shadowlancer, Cobalt, Vaimes
Tom: [1] Tom


Shadowlancer has gained the trust of Lump, the Friendly Panda!


Night One ends in 24 hours!

 

zzz filler zzz

 

Day Two Begins!​

Hungover and bleary-eyed, you stumble into the village square, ready to begin the day's task of hunting evildoers until you get bored and/or lazy and/or thirsty.

Shadowlancer skips into view, arm-in-arm with Lump the Friendly Panda. You collectively and silently decide that the less said about that, the better.

Jarizok's body is gently swaying in the breeze, and someone suggests that it should probably be cut down before it starts to become all smelly and gross. "Where's Jan?" someone asks. "He's got a ladder, I think."

"Probably still asleep," someone answers. "I personally saw him shotgun six beers last night."

"Let's go wake him up with the Ritual of A Thousand Ice Cubes."

(Your town is a little odd, if you haven't already figured this out.)

You mosey on over to Jan's house, and find the door wide open and an All-Seeing-Eye painted on it, in blood.

"Man, Jan gets up to some really dark shit when he's drunk," says one of the slower members of the village.

You enter Jan's house, open the door to his bedroom, and discover two bodies. Huh.

Jan has died in the night, and revenge killed Stanari!


Livelist
Asmodeus (r. Mallorean Thug)
Cobalt
DichotomousCreator
Fontisian
Gemma
Newcomb
Shadowlancer (r. Silvercrys)
Tom
Vaimes
Waco Kid


Daystart!

Day Two ends in 96 hours.

With 11 votes alive, it will be 6 to soft lynch, and 10 to hard lynch.

 

This is shockingly astute and is a spicy read. @tom please elaborate.


Aside from a Newcomb/dC/Mal team, what reasons would scum!Newcomb have for claiming dC and Mal as definitely not w/w? What reason do you think town!Newcomb would skip over this? Just missed it?

Stanari has been pinging me lately. I was super sure of Delphine's towniness, but Stanari has been on a downhill slope in my reads for the way she presents her reads on Shadow, and this post looks like fishing for people to flip back onto Shadow's wagon once I say I'll be gone through EoD and won't be around to tell people no don't do that.


Idk it's just bothering me a lottabit.

Thank you for actually addressing this wrt Newcomb.

I lol'd but this actually concerns me


@Stanari @Jarizok Which alignment does an Amrock tell indicate? Because I'm kind of lost

Stanari just took a pair that quite a few people mentioned was probably unaligned and maybe just set up Shadow for lynchbait later if Waco is a wolf


Questionable

Okay I'm easing up a tiny bit on my Fonti scumread because the Stanari thing is eerily similar to what I was thinking as I went through this EoD. Not sure what she means about Tom though because I liked what Tom called out that threw a monkey wrench in Newcomb's supposed dC / Malslot unaligned pair and how he verbally also recognized badwrong things about Newcomb.


I'm not ruling out Newcomb/Font because that would be lolrand witches but it's in the back of my mind, shelving it for now.

Bad post is bad, bad vote is bad, questionable motives are questionable


Moving on

Self-pres is self-pres but NAI when this close to deadline imo


Also LOL @ the EoD vote progression.

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Yikes, that got fucked up.
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I’ll fix it later. Phone posting.

Now that I’ve seen results, pretty sure Stanari was a witch and Jan shared my read of her EoD.

 

welp

DOB down

PREVIEW EDIT: Uh, Cobalt, Stanari's dead :v

 

Where are you?
And I am so sorry.
I cannot sleep,
I cannot dream tonight.
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Eh, Cobalt, it was more of an "these two people aren't under pressure (to where I was caught up, anyway), and are likely to win as scum if I die," thing.

 

I’ll fix it later. Phone posting.

Now that I’ve seen resultsretty sure Stanari was a witch and Jan shared my read of her EoD.

yeah, I got there.

Is it really as easy as a Jari/Stanari world? Stanari’s EoD was terribad.
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Omfggggg I HATE THESE POSTSAVES

 

anyway I still have like no idea what's going on this game

I think Newcomb is probably scum if Jari was town (regardless of shadow's alignment tbh, lumping him could be either "stick it on faffy town" or "shadow is stuck in the PoE anyway, let's at least fish up the Priest in the meantime)

So I kinda want to wait and see if vig or Oracle can elucidate on that before poking at him?

Current state of my townreads is like
dC/Cobalt/font/Tom/Vaimes, I think?
Chuck in shadow assuming Priest doesn't claim (positive to last night: Stanari probably wasn't Priest)

Which leaves
Asmodeus/Gemma/Newcomb/Waco

Hrm.

...

This makes me want to poke Newcomb again.

Lynch: Newcomb

I mean, I'm not exactly sold on Jari being scum. He could be, but like you say if he was then ez game lol. So I kind of feel like we should assume he was town for safety reasons for the time being (if nothing else, if it's Jari/Stanari we'll find out when last stand activates tomorrow-)

...wait, I don't think we can tell the difference between "one witch left, last stand" and "we mislynched twice, vig went off" ._.

I feel like that means we should direct the vig, because at least that way if the last witch tries to pretend like it's vig they have to shoot someone of our choosing.

Anyway, ONE of them was probably a witch and if it wasn't Jari then I am really displeased with Newcomb today.
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(to elaborate: Stanari probably wasn't Priest, and Jan definitely wasn't, so we can be more confident than usual that Priest didn't die)
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oops forgot to bold vote >_>

Lynch: Newcomb
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(I guess the other main option is to wait for Jari alignment info from vig/Oracle/Graverobber/something else I've missed, but I dunno. The other three seem like really boring options >_>)

 

(The Oracle and Gravedigger shouldn't out unless they think their information is extremely pertinent.)

 

Agree.

We’ll have an idea after night 2 about the alignments of the day 1 and 2 lynches and can start worldbuilding around that.

When we come to a point where we definitively need a dead alignment check we should universally decide on a grave robber check since it’s one shot. Yeah?

 

Oh, yeah I meant like

at some point down the road, not today

Graverobber should almost certainly be directed, yes. We lose some anti-soup utility, but that's about it.

 

Oracle should probably only be used later on if there’s no vigi shot N2 or N3.

And vigi shot shouldn’t be claimed unless about to be lynched.
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Or, claimed rather, if pertinent info.
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^WRT Oracle

 

Officer Newcomb: Excuse me sir, do you know why I pulled you over?

No-shirt, no-shoes dC: Man, I dunno, wtf

Officer Newcomb: You were going 7 in a minimum 10 zone. License and registration please.

NSNS dC: grumble grumble grumble

Officer Newcomb: Hmm. I'm sorry sir, looks like your license to derpclear has been suspended.

NSNS dC: WTF man, it's not mine, it was my brother

Officer Newcomb: I'm sorry?

NSNS dC: It wasn't me man wtf, dunno, fukyoopig

Officer Newcomb: ...

NSNS dC: ...

Officer Newcomb: Step out of the car please.

 

lmfao
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Anyway Stanari was my proposed lynch today but Jan cleaned that up for me so not sure what to do toDay

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Cobalt, if Stanari was scum I am pretty sure the game is solved and Oracle will just out.

(And obviously, since I am not outing, Stanari wasn't scum.)

 

...d-did you just claim Oracle??

But officer last gasp sounds enough like last stand that I just skimmed the OP and assumed they were the same thing =(

also: wait doesn't that mean that on D1 it's strictly better to let the lynch go to Judge with Judge setting a conditional of "kill whoever has the most votes"? That seems like it has the same effect as a normal lynch except it turns off Last Gasp...

also also: ...d-did you just claim Priest?? :V
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Live footage of dC this game: