Replace "some gremlin" with Snape.

 

I spent entirely too much time on this.

 

"You think I keep my gold in Gringotts? My gold is buried in several locations around the Forbidden Forest."

"Elder Wand? I carved this wand myself."

And now I'm suddenly picturing the gargoyle outside his office with Audrey Plaza's face and attitude.

 

"Son, your father left this in my possession before he died. Because he lacked the foresight I had when I was eight years old, he neglected to write a will. It is for this reason I have left it in the Chamber of Secrets where either you or Voldemort may claim it. I have sent a similar letter to his dirty former Communist country Albania. I would recommend you go after it before the post office privatizes. End of letter."

 

And now I'm picturing Michael Gambon in a fedora and sunglasses, playing the sax.

 

An abortion would have stopped Voldemort.

 

Kinda falls flat when you remember that Voldemort came about because of an obsessive stalker with a love potion. Not much want for an abortion there.

 

That version of Enoby does not look anywhere near insane enough. You are clearly one of the preps, and not goffik.

 

Is anyone goffik enough to be able to portray Enoby in the glory she deserves? See it as less as a try to accurately draw her and rather as a conceptual interpretation and the artist succeeded there. Besides, can't you see how very hot topic her clothes are? I bet you only shop there half of your time.

 

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. ”
- Michelangelo

We must come to terms with fact that, while every interpretation of Ebony is valid and holy, mere human hands can never capture her true form.

Much like another famous Mary-sue...

 

Call me god, then, for my hands did.