so uh
i made this thing

 

Hmm, what is it supposed to be?

 

Is this a play on Ginny being the school broomstick(Ie whore) I've seen referenced in bad fics before?

 

Since Discord Nitro is free right now, I wanted an animated version of this to use as an emote.

 

He's had it with these motherfuckin' snakes in this motherfuckin' school.

 

A bit too much information, Pottermore. Is this cannon now?

 

That was originally announced a few years ago, and it was just as stupid then.

 

It would explain the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets being in what is now a girl's bathroom.

 

Just imagine a stately old professor hiking up their robes and spewing 17th century potato-and-mutton diarrhea shit all over their office floor, and then waving it away with their wand.

Why has no one written this time travel fic yet?

 

For that matter, it's not limited to time travel. Nicolas Flamel was born in the fourteenth centruy. How come none of the fics that have him showing up ever acknowledge that, to him, toilets would be new-fangled muggle nonsense.

 

@Taure Needs to work this in to Victoria Potter

 

I mean, the real question is why bathrooms were ever adopted. If it was societally acceptable for me to do my business wherever I happen to be, I’d keep on fuckin doing that.

 

"Going to the bathroom Potty? I suppose that's what happens when associate with Blood Traitors and Mudbloods." Malfoy sneered, the effect lessened somewhat by the dull, wet sound echoing out into the stone corridor from underneath his robes. "When the Dark Lord comes back he'll do away with Dumbledores muggle nonsense" he continued, pausing only to flick his wand down at the ground.

'Truly' Harry thought to himself, the hand to his face as much to hide a smile as shield his nose 'tricking Malfoy into embracing that old pureblood tradition was the twins most brilliant prank yet.'

 

Good lord. They could have at least just had a fucking hole to shit in then vanish

 

Yeah, I'll stick with magical chamber pots if I ever feet the need to write about the idea.

 

But that ruins the joke. And I like the idea that purebloods think potty-training is only for muggle-lovers.

 

What about children? I guess wizards never got potty trained? Weasleys of the 17th century must have had truly shitty lives, he he.

I guess your ass would be perfectly clean after the spell, but why not hide at least, lol? It's not surprising wizards didn't have bathrooms in eighteenths century, most muggles didn't either, but what about chamber pots or those castle latrines?

I guess muggleborns refused to participate in that tradition eventually. (still not clear why they need pipes though)