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Harry Potter Memes Part III

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Jul 19, 2012.

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    Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality (2019)

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    Checkmate, wiztards
     
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    "Curses don't care about your feel- fuck, hold on, I got that wrong."
     
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    I maintain that the firebird trilogy is actually pretty good.
    It’s a bit grim dark at times and is way too long, but it actually deconstructs a lot of the cliches darth marrs and other harem stories use. However, based on what ol DM wrote before and after, I can only assume that such deconstruction was either accidental or, more likely, he stopped trying.
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    Harry Potter AVADA KEDAVRAS dark wizard with facts and then CRUCIOS them with statistics!!!
     
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    There will be no foolish feelings or silly rhetoric in this class. As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is FACTS. However, for those select few...
    [stares at Candace Owens a little too piercingly]

    Who possess, the predisposition... I can teach you how to aggregate the mind and bell curve the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in being six feet tall.

    Then again, maybe some of you have come to Washington in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough to not pay attention!

    Miss Cortez. Our new celebrity...
     
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    Ok so is Tomi Lahren the Daphne in this hellscape?
     
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    Would that Tomi Lahren had but a tenth of Daphne's character.
     
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    Ann Coulter is Bellatrix. She has the look.
     
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    No. Reported for hate speech.
     
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    Tomi Lauren would be Ginny. Zero character development and just exists to put a dragon in one’s chest.

    Trump is Snape
     
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    Idk, I kind of pictured Ginny as that girl with the AR-15 in her graduation photos. Came outta nowhere and took the world by storm. But also everyone sort of hates her.
     
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    16473133_10211894985475246_7253076644228723423_n.jpg Not so much a meme but something i made a while back to respond to text messages when I wanted my response to convey gravitas and show I was weighing the speaker's points with due consideration. Obviously this was just the template I responded with the appropriate image.
     
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    Voldemort will never stop growing

    That's amazing, rofl. Somebody better write a fic about a world ruled by giant!Voldemort

    Obviously you have to share a screenshot of one such conversation. Can't just tease us like this, Vladdy.
     
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    Starring Eren Yaeger as Harry Potter.
     
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    Milo Yiannopoulos would be Draco obviously.
     
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    Draco isn't fabulous enough.
     
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    Or deep enough in debt.
     
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